Wildcards

If you're looking for the "fake" Wildcard: Shops, see Pyramid Trap Card.

Wildcards is a collective name for the group of the 4 following items: Wildcard: Shops, Flavor Events, Skills, and Traveling Salesmen.

Usage

Wildcard: Shops

Wildcard: Shops
In-Game Description
Tooltip	Visit a shop of your choice.
Categories
Object, Unremovable, Soulbound, Fireproof, Frostproof
Characteristics
Uses	1

Standard Use

• You gain the Wildcard: Shops effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following:
  • The Bank
  • The Magic Shop
  • The Engineering Shop
  • The Church
  • The ACME Shop
  • The Medieval Market
  • The Future Shop
  • The Pawn Shop

Inherent Effect Tooltips

Wildcard: Shops (Neutral Effect) Tooltip
You are going to visit the ShopName! Neutral Effect, Category: Go to event

Wildcard: Flavor Events

Wildcard: Flavor Events
In-Game Description
Tooltip	Visit a rare Flavor Event of your choice from a random selection of 7 options.
Categories
Object, Unremovable, Soulbound, Fireproof, Frostproof
Characteristics
Uses	1

Standard Use

• You gain the Wildcard: Flavor Events effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding event):
  • [Always Look On The Bright Side Of...]: Random Bright Side
  • [an Undead Encounter]: Random Undead Encounter
  • [Chocolate Salty Balls]: Chocolate Salty Balls
  • [Creeping Fungus]: A Creeping Fungus
  • [Deckard Cain]: Deckard Cain
  • [Downie's Rainbow Road]: Downie's Rainbow Road
  • [Fart]: Random Fart
  • [Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant]: Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant
  • [Good Old Gil]: Good Old Gil
  • [Gorgon Ramsay]: Gorgon Ramsay
  • [Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia]: Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia
  • [I Feel Good]: I Feel Good!
  • [Items On Sail]: Items On Sail
  • [Masturbation]: Masturbation!
  • [Mount Rushmore]: Mount Rushmore
  • [Mr Grabby's Candy Van]: Mr Grabby's Candy Van
  • [Muramasa's Sword Forge]: Muramasa's Sword Forge
  • [Necklace Cage]: Neckless Cage
  • [Ninja Hirelings]: Ninja Hirelings
  • [Noah's Ark]: Noah's Ark
  • [RNGesus]: RNGesus
  • [Robin Hood]: Robin Hood
  • [Running Nose]: Running Nose
  • [Starbucks]: Starbucks
  • [The Cat Bus]: Cat Bus
  • [The Dark Umbreon]: Dark Umbreon
  • [The Deaf Genie]: Deaf Genie
  • [The Genetic Research Lab]: The Genetic Research Lab
  • [The Glacier]: The Glacier
  • [The Godfather]: The Godfather
  • [The Hall Of Heroes]: Hall Of Heroes (event)
  • [The Hardware Store]: The Hardware Store
  • [The Hell's Angel]: Hell's Angel
  • [The Holey Church]: Holey Church
  • [The Joke Shop]: The Joke Shop
  • [The LOLWUT Creature]: LOL WUT
  • [The Mario Tubes]: Tubes
  • [The Ministry Of Silly Walks]: Ministry Of Silly Walks
  • [The Mountain Pass]: The Mountain Pass
  • [The Multiversal Vortex]: The Multiversal Vortex
  • [The Name Wizard]: The Name Wizard
  • [The Pentagram]: Demonic Pentagram
  • [The Soothsayer's Shack]: The Soothsayer's Shack
  • [The Sci-Fi Shop]: The Sci-Fi Shop
  • [The Tunnel O' Fun]: The Tunnel O' Fun
  • [The Welfare Warehouse]: The Welfare Warehouse
  • [The Wheel Of Fuckery]: The Wheel Of Fuckery
  • [The Wheel Of Luckery]: The Wheel Of Luckery
  • [The White House Fountain]: White House Fountain
  • [Vladimir Putin]: Warm Hat
  • [Welcome To The Jungle]: Welcome To The Jungle

Inherent Effect Tooltips

Wildcard: Flavor Events (Neutral Effect) Tooltip
You're about to encounter a rare Flavor Event! Neutral Effect, Category: Go to event

Wildcard: Skills

Wildcard: Skills
In-Game Description
Tooltip	Choose a rare skill of your choice!
Categories
Object, Unremovable, Soulbound, Fireproof, Frostproof
Characteristics
Uses	1

Standard Use

• You gain a skill of your choice from the following:

• Pacman (7 turns)
• "No." (12 turns)
• Ni!
• YES! YES!
• Man Mode
• THIS IS SPARTA!

• Pacman and "No." turns can add on to an already existing Pacman or "No." skill (respectively)

Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen

Wildcard: Traveling Salesmen
In-Game Description
Tooltip	Visit a Traveling Salesmen of your choice.
Categories
Object, Unremovable, Soulbound, Fireproof, Frostproof
Characteristics
Uses	1

Standard Use

• You gain the Traveling Salesman effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding shop):
  • [Diss Cards]: Willy Futterwacken's Traveling Diss Card Emporium
  • [Weapons]: Ivan's Weapons Van
  • [Brews]: Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten
  • [Books]: Sasha Lore's Mobile Library
  • [Clothes]: Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
  • [Electronics]: Tesla Spark's Electronics Outlet
  • [Games]: Blink's Game Store
  • [Kinky Stuff]: Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon
  • [Jewels]: Jules' Jewels
  • [Icy Items]: Ying Zhou's Icy Outlet

How To Obtain

Any Wildcard

Effects

• Wildcard Generation occurs in the Round Effects of every Round that is a multiple of 10. For each generation, all players gain a Wildcard: Shops, and there is a chance for all players to receive 1 random other Wildcard. (All players receive the same 1.)

Items

• Deck Of Many Things

Events

• The Wheel Of Luckery

Wildcard: Shops

• All players gain Wildcard: Shops at the beginning of the game.
• Wildcard Generation

Wildcard: Traveling Salesman

Effects

• Be Prepared
• Wild Mode: Silly Sales

Strategy

• TBD

Trivia

• TBD