Useless Valuable
Useless Valuable is an item.
How To Obtain[edit | edit source]
Events[edit | edit source]
- Golden Chest, Beautiful Wooden Chest, or Pyramid Chest in The Cellar of The Haunted Mansion
- Treasure Inside The Cave
- Choose An Item Phase event
- Questions!?
- Oh Really?
Strategy[edit | edit source]
TBD
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- TBD
Alternate Useless Valuable Appearances And Flavor Texts[edit | edit source]
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This masterful drawing of the legendary Dickbutt is clearly one of the first works of its kind. A true collector's item!
Created by: DysprosiumDy -
This old lamp hasn't been rubbed for a very long time. It is finely engraved with what appears to be basketballs, jerseys and hoops.
Created by: risbolla -
Hmm.... Someone from the AH Crew must have left another Tower Of Pimps.
Created by: GakiNoTsukai -
The gods themselves couldn't break this timeless antique - the Nokia phone.
Created by: Laurie -
Could this be the famous Triwizard Cup? People have (literally) died for the fame and glory that this cup signifies. I wonder who just left it lying around...
Created by: Wishie -
This is the stone amulet of an ancient ship.
She was known as 'the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.'
Created by: Leader -
This dazzling big crown thingy is rumoured to have belonged to a talking horse.
Created by: RufiohToreador -
This ancient statue is rumored to hold a tiny part of Aphrodite's soul. Aphrodite was the goddess of sexuality, love and beauty in an ancient, powerful civilization.
Created by: PsychoSam -
Smitty Werbenmanjensen's hat.
"Remember, he was number one!"
Created by: Hollyleaf -
Oh my god! It can't be... The much fabled Black Soulstone!? This is a truly valuable artifact! You can even hear the whispers from the souls trapped within it if you listen closely...
Created by: Latecat -
A shiny gold medal with a star on the front. An inscription on the back side reads: "you tried."
Created by: Belgerum -
The blood red jewels of this ornate pendant glitter in the light as you hold it. Be careful not to drop it!
Created by: Enki -
You're not exactly sure how this object exists. You attempt to rotate it but every angle seems impossible, and yet you can trace your fingers around it. Your head is starting to hurt.
Created by: Quaraezha -
A picture of the eternal president of North Korea, Kim il Sung. Standard and mandatory inventory in all North Korean homes.
Created by: Pornographic -
This painting is of Deputy Amos Kek; the Deputy of San Miguel. The image shows a rather calm looking law-enforcing cat, famed for enforcing black cat's law in a white cat's town. What a find!
Created by: HermannFegelein -
You have come across a painting of the Mona Lisa! This thing is wor- wait. Is that Hitler's face and a swastika? OK, it's not worth as much as the Mona Lisa, but it's still pretty expensive in Berlin!
Created by: AdolfJackler -
A relic from more awesome times. If you were more awesome yourself, you could wield its mighty power.
Created by: Menos -
Though real, this Destroy Card seems to have lost its magical power. I bet the right collector would pay handsomely for it.
Created by: walrusmousebobcat -
A once demonic device used to level villages and castles. Now just a fancy portable light show after all these years. Still worth something.
Created by: EleriumMG -
It's a Cherry Lifesaver! It's a shame this cannot actually save your life...
Created by: Flox -
This crystal feels familiar. You feel the overwhelming uncontrollable urge to sell this item, as if you lack free will.
Created by: Flox -
This flower feels familiar. Just looking at it seems to bring back memories close to the heart.
Created by: Flox -
Being the huge nerd you are, you attempt to solve this scrambled Rubik's Cube. Despite the countless twists and turns, it seems impossible to solve. You suddenly realize it has 7 colors.
Created by: Quaraezha -
This rare pocket-mon card has been collected by children for the past 20 years. It is a rare one of a kind and can probably be sold for a nice amount of Rupees!
Created by: SpeedyEG -
Some rupees that are too dirty for anyone to want. You could probably sell them or something. I wonder who these belonged to...
Created by: Geeko -
What is this magnificent, chiselled bust? Whenever you touch it, a voice in your head whispers incoherent phrases, and you feel like running faster than ever. Better sell it before you go crazy.
Created by: diaMondo -
This sword used to belong to the Greek god Zeus. Unfortunately it fell off Mount Olympus and has no more power left.
Created by: Revanfodne -
A real Stradivarius. You think. It might actually be usable if you could play the violin...
Created by: Santaxter -
This fan was used by a great pirate queen to blow away a mutiny on her ship.
Created by: kitkatmew -
Wait, is this a mau5head made of cheese?! No wonder it's so valuable! It's said that a Canadian ceremony master named Joel would wear these during sacred Electronic Dance rituals.
Created by: McQuantum -
Reach out and touch faith.
Your own personal Jesus,
Someone to hear your prayers,
Someone who cares.
Your own personal Jesus,
Someone to hear your prayers,
Someone who's there.
Created by: DatOneJay -
This clown costume is a couple sizes too small... which is a shame, because it would have looked great on you!
Created by: Rooook -
You simply must have this precious poster of the great Marilyn Monroe! Just look at those curls!
Created by: Crvena -
The 'American Dipshit Helmet' costs only 11 cents to mass-produce in China, yet there remain those who'd pay greatly to buy. Side-effects of wearing include turning into an unlikable, raving cultist.
Created by: MercWithMouth -
Said to have belonged to Emperor Pekingese of China, a long, long ago.
Created by: Beagleblood -
A cute little doll that went out of print hundreds of years ago due to a war or something. It looks hungry.
Created by: Neema