The Wheel Of Fuckery

The Wheel Of Fuckery is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Wheel Of Fuckery] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a spinning face.] option in Cards Of Fate or from using an Improbability Device at The Wheel Of Luckery. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you are shown a wheel with 12 equal size circular sectors, with each sector having a visible indicator of a randomly selected result listed below. You target any player and start spinning the wheel. After 12 seconds of spinning (during which it is not possible to act in this event and the spinning gradually slows), the wheel lands on a result; upon continuing, the result is applied to the targeted player.

If the target has Lucky, the wheel has a chance to get stuck; trying to spin the wheel fails, then the event simply ends.

If you try to spin the Wheel while you are Dead or continue after a result is decided (but not yet applied) while you are Dead, you simply leave the event.

Possible Results

• : The wheel gives the target a random STD from the generic STD-givers (1) pool.
• : The wheel casts the Polymorph spell on the target. (The spinner is not in any way treated as the caster of the spell.)
• : The wheel gives the stated amount of turns of Frozen (from 2-4) to all items the target currently has.
• : The wheel gives the target an amount of turns of Fire (from 1-2.)
• : The wheel removes the stated amount of Rupees (from 5-15) from the target's Money.
• : The wheel knocks the target back by the stated amount of spaces (from 5-25.)
• : The wheel gives the target a random item from the generic negative item-givers pool.
• : The wheel gives the target 2 turns of Slowing Poison.
• : The wheel kills the target. (The spinner is not in any way treated as the killer.)

Notes

• For reading numbers on the wheel, to make the numbers right-side up, treat X as being on the left and the number being on the right. "X 6" will be 6, and "9 X" will also be 6. "X 9" will be 9, and "6 X" will also be 9.
• Fire says "X 2" if it will apply for 2 turns, though it doesn't actually say "X 1" if it will apply for 1 turn; there will be no visible number.

Event Text

• Upon encounter:

The Wheel Of Fuckery
Who do you want to fuck over? <PlayerNames> [Choose]

• Upon spinning the wheel:

The Wheel Of Fuckery
WheelImage The wheel is spinning! After landing: Player will be set on Fire (for X turns.)/Player's inventory will be Frozen for X turns./Player will receive a random negative item./Player will die./Player will lose X Rupees./Player will be Polymorphed./Player will be knocked back X spaces./Player will receive a random STD. [Haha, screwed!]/[GET FUCKED!]/[Ouch, that's nasty...]

• Upon continuing from the wheel landing:

The Wheel Of Fuckery
Player gets set on Fire (for X turns.)/Player's inventory becomes Frozen for X turns./Player receives X./Player dies./Player loses X Rupees./Player gets knocked back X spaces./You become infected with X. [Continue]

• Upon Lucky triggering to stop the wheel from being spun:

The Wheel Of Fuckery
WheelImage The wheel gets stuck and fails to spin! Wow... lucky you! [Luckyyyyyyyy]

• Upon choosing a player while Dead:

Death
You died near the Wheel Of Fuckery somehow. GET FUCKED! [Continue]

• Upon choosing a player who has left the game:

The Wheel Of Fuckery
TBD [Continue]