The United Nations (flavor text)

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The United Nations International Day of Happiness CurrentYearNumber
Each year, 20 March marks the International Day Of Happiness. Share the love, peace and joy with those around you! The United Nations grants you a Happy Crystal to spread some happiness! Whohoo! [Continue]

The United Nations Peace Day CurrentYearNumber
Each year, 21 September marks Peace Day; a day for wide-scale community action, and a day for UN agencies and aid organisations to safely carry out life-saving work. On this day, the United Nations will not shoot anyone. They won't even cram peace treaties up your ass. Instead, they offer to take you forward 20 spaces. [Peace!]

The United Nations World Toilet Day CurrentYearNumber
Each year, 19 November marks the World Toilet Day. We're sending you to the toilet, to be thankful you have one! [Continue]

Diplomacy
The U.N. appear to be quite mad, but your diplomatic skills as a Lawyer manage to get you out of trouble. The U.N. simply don't dare to undertake any actions against you. They begrudgingly help you X spaces forward. That doesn't make them any less angry though! [Continue]

Information
The United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and achieving world peace. The UN was founded in 1945 after World War II to replace the League of Nations, to stop wars between countries and to provide a platform for dialogue. There are currently 192 member states, including nearly every recognized independent state in the world. [Thanks for the information.] Source: Wikipedia

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PlayerName lifts up his head and looks at the bullets. 'No.' he says. The bullets hang still in mid-air for a moment. Then, seemingly having lost all momentum, drop to the floor. [Continue]