The Jungle (flavor text)

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Event Text[edit | edit source]

Upon trying to enter The Jungle after becoming the hero of the jungle while Tarzan is not in a Pocket Ball:

Hero Of The Jungle
Tarzan greets you happily!


'You got Tarzan laid! You hero! Here, eat Banana! '
Banana.png
Yay! Another Banana!
[Continue]

Try to catch this creature:
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Upon encountering the Waterfall event while interested in only men with Tarzan inside a Pocket Ball:

Waterfall
You cut yourself a way through the Jungle when suddenly you hear a strange sound from behind some bushes. Quietly you move towards the sound and peek in the distance. Wow. You see ...a Baboon taking a shower underneath a waterfall. You gaze at his shiny, red, smooth ass for a brief moment. Then you suddenly realise how weird this is and quickly move away.


[Ooookay... continue?]

Try to catch this creature:
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Fill your Bucket:
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Use your Pet Bear to fish:
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Use your Fishing Pole:
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Upon trying to capture the Baboon in the Baboon version of the Waterfall subevent:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the Baboon. It bounces off his shiny, red ass. Man, that's some glorious piece of ass! But we digress. The Baboon gets sucked in with a flash! Your Pocket Ball wiggles for a while, but it stops soon enough. Yay, you've got yourself a clean Baboon!


[Success!]

Upon trying to catch Tarzan on the Hero Of The Jungle page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at Tarzan. Heck, if you're the hero of the jungle, he sure won't mind you having him sucked into your Pocket Ball to use him as your pet, right? Tarzan gets sucked in with a flash. The Pocket Ball doesn't even wiggle!


[Success!]

Upon trying to catch Tarzan on the Tarzan's Jungle Cocktail page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball in Tarzan's face. He drops the coconut halves on the ground and spills the jungle cocktails all over your feet. He looks rather pissed, but gets sucked into the ball before he can do anything. That's what you get for offering people cocktails, buddy!


[Success!]

Upon selecting [Continue] in the Jane version of the Hmmm... subevent with Tarzan outside a Pocket Ball:

Tarzan!
Suddenly Tarzan jumps in front of you, and tosses you back 10 spaces. Seems like you weren't the only one watching.


[Continue]

Try to catch this creature:
PocketBallSmall.png

Upon trying to catch Tarzan on the Tarzan version of the Waterfall page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at Tarzan, who's standing underneath the waterfall... butt-naked. The Pocket Ball bounces off his tight buttocks and falls onto the wet rocks. For a brief moment, Tarzan stares at the weird ball. After a few seconds, he says 'Me Tarz...', but suddenly the Pocket Ball sucks him in with a bright flash. It wiggles for a moment, then stops.


[Success!]

Upon trying to catch Tarzan on the Tarzan! page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You quickly throw your Pocket Ball at Tarzan! The Pocket Ball bounces off his chest but sucks him in anyway.


However, when you look around Jane seems to be gone... What a pity... Well, at least you caught Tarzan.
[Success!]

Upon trying to catch King Louie on the King Louie page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at King Louie. It sucks him in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds it stops moving.


[Success!]

Upon reaching what would be King Louie after selecting Animal Tracks with King Louie in a player's Pocket Ball:

No Orangutan
You follow the tracks but they stop suddenly. You think they were from an orangutan and you wonder where he might have gone...


[Continue]

Upon trying to catch Baloo and failing:

Fail
You throw your Pocket Ball at Baloo. Baloo knocks it away before it can suck him in, and he's not happy! He chases you back 8 spaces before he dances off again...


[Continue]

Upon reaching what would be Tarzan's Jungle Cocktail after selecting Vines with Tarzan in a player's Pocket Ball:

No Tarzan
You walk through the Jungle, but it's awfully quiet. Tarzan must not be home. Meh.

Upon releasing Tarzan from your Pocket Ball at the page where Jane is:

Me Tarzan, You Jane
You unleash Tarzan on Jane. What starts out as an innocent 'Me Tarzan, you Jane.' turns into something that's not suitable for minors. You rather enjoy the view and decide to sit right there and watch the 'fight' progress.


After a good few hours Tarzan walks up to you.
'You get Tarzan laid. You hero of jungle! Here, have Banana. You ever back, you get more Banana!'
[Continue]

Upon being saved by Tarzan after selecting [Scream for help] in the Gorilla subevent:

Tarzan To The Rescue!
Tarzan heard your cry for help and scares the gorilla away!


'Here, take Banana. Banana help you with gorilla.' says Tarzan as he gives you a Banana.
Banana.png
Sweet![Continue]

Try to catch this creature:
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Upon trying to catch Tarzan on the Tarzan To The Rescue! page:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at Tarzan. It hits him on the back of the head. He turns around with an expression on his face that says 'Dude, I just saved you!'. A brief moment later he gets sucked into your Pocket Ball. Hah, that look on his face! Priceless!


[Success!]

Upon selecting Jungle Path option and randomly getting the Waterfall subevent while having a sexual preference for women:

Waterfall
You cut yourself a way through the Jungle when suddenly you hear a strange sound from behind some bushes. Quietly you move towards the sound and peek in the distance. Wow. You see Jane taking a shower underneath a waterfall. You gaze at her beautiful, wet, smooth body for who knows how long... You can't stop thinking about it and are now so distracted that you lose 1 Speed.


[Continue]
Fill your Bucket:
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Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon using a (Holy) Hammer on the Waterfall page with Jane/Tarzan:

Hmmmm...
Without a sound you take your (Holy) Hammer out of your backpack. Slowly you walk towards Jane/Tarzan...


[Continue]

Upon selecting [Continue] in the Jane version of the Hmmm... subevent with Tarzan in a Pocket Ball:

She Got Away
You trip over a dead branch and fall into the river. When you get up, you see Jane running away. Better luck next time.


[Continue]

Upon reaching what would be Baloo after selecting Animal Tracks with Baloo in a player's Pocket Ball:

No Bear
You follow the tracks but they stop suddenly. You think they were from a bear and you wonder where he might have gone...


[Continue]

Upon reaching what would be the Giant Sloth after selecting Animal Tracks with the Giant Sloth in a player's Pocket Ball:

No Giant Sloth
GiantSlothGone.png


You follow the tracks but they stop suddenly. You think they were from a giant sloth but you couldn't find it. Ah well.
[Continue]

Upon using a Banana in the Gorilla event:

Banana!
You toss your Banana at the angry gorilla.


Banana.png
The gorilla seems impressed by your gift and tosses you 8 spaces forward.
[Continue]

Upon using a Banana Fish in the Gorilla event:

Banana... Fish?
You toss your Banana Fish at the angry gorilla.


BananaFish.png
The gorilla seems... not sure what to do. He picks up the slightly stinky Banana Fish and looks confused. He scratches his head, then decides to eat it...
He screams and pounds his chest! The gorilla seems very impressed by your gift and tosses you 22 spaces forward.
[Continue]

Upon unsuccessfully trying to catch a Gorilla on the Gorilla subevent normally:

Fizzle!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the Gorilla. It sucks the beast in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and the Gorilla escapes! You really pissed him off! He grabs you and drags you 5 spaces back into a bush. Did we mention it's an angry silverback Gorilla in mating season? You skip a turn.


[Continue]

Upon unsuccessfully trying to catch a Gorilla with a Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence on the Gorilla subevent:

Fizzle!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the Gorilla. It sucks the beast in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds, the ball opens and the Gorilla escapes! You really pissed him off! He grabs you and drags you 5 spaces back into a bush. Did we mention it's an angry silverback Gorilla in mating season? Since you are unable to have sex, the Gorilla is even angrier! He crushes your bones and accidentally snaps your neck. You die.
[Continue]

Upon successfully trying to catch a Gorilla on the Gorilla subevent:

Pocket Ball, GO!
You throw your Pocket Ball at the Gorilla. It sucks the beast in and it keeps wiggling! After a few seconds it stops moving.


GorillaCaptured.png
[Continue]

Upon showing Ace Ventura your Pocket Ball filled with bats:

BATS
You show Ace Ventura your Pocket Ball filled with Bats. Oh shit... bats?! Ace Ventura is completely horrified and shrieks in fear! You accidentally release them and they fly after Ace as he runs away screaming!


[Continue]

Profit!
Ace seems to have dropped his wallet. His animal trading business must have been lucrative! You take his 45 Rupees and his Night Vision Goggles with you.


NightVisionGoggles.png
Awesome!
[Continue]

Chatbox Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon using a (Holy) Hammer on the Waterfall page with Jane while Tarzan is in a player's Pocket Ball:
[PlayerName] failed to surprise Jane with his Hammer.
  • Upon releasing Tarzan from your Pocket Ball at the page where Jane is:
[PlayerName] got Tarzan laid with Jane.
[PlayerName] became the hero of the jungle!
  • Upon using a Banana in the Gorilla event:
[PlayerName] gave his Banana to the gorilla.
  • Upon using a Banana Fish in the Gorilla event:
[PlayerName] gave his Banana Fish to the gorilla.
  • Upon unsuccessfully trying to catch a Gorilla on the Gorilla subevent:
[PlayerName] got buttraped by the angry silverback Gorilla.