The Joke Shop

The Joke Shop is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Joke Shop] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a fucking creepy clown.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

This shop contains all of the "Today's Special" items available for purchase in The ACME Shop.

Shop Introduction

The Joke Shop

Quote spoken by the clown normally "Hey little guy! Welcome to Honko's jolly Joke Shop! Hee hee! I sell all kinds of funny things! Have a look! Hoo hoo hoo!" Quote spoken by the clown if you have Arcane Vision "Hey little brat! You dare set foot in Honko's wicked Joke Shop?! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I still have the skull of the previous fool who stepped in here. Have a look around and try not to DIE!" [Show the wares!][No thanks.]

Shop Interface

The Joke Shop
"Check all those silly funny items! Would you like to buy something? Hee hee!"/"Buy my items , little brat! Or else! AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Item	Price	Description upon purchase
Horn	1 Rupee	'Ooooh, this is Honko's favorite! Honk honk honk! Hoo hoo hoo!'
Skull (1)	1 Rupee	'This little fuck thought he could rip me off! He didn't get far. And he screamed. He screamed so loud! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Anvil	2 Rupees	'Ooooh, anvils are so much fun! Hee hee!'/'AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! An anvil! Launch it with the Catapult and kill some little fucks!'
Sneezing Powder	3 Rupees	'Oh, everybody loves the good old sneezing powder! Hoo hoo hoo!'/'YES! YES! Let them sneeze until they die!'
Hand Buzzer	6 Rupees	'Just a little shock for some harmless fun! It'll give everyone a great big smile! Hee hee!'/'Shock those little fucks! Shock them to DEATH! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Squirting Flower	6 Rupees	'Oooooh, flowes make me hap- hap- happy! So much fun fun fun!'/'Why would you even buy this? Fuck it! Fuck you!'
Explosive Cigar	7 Rupees	'Would you like an ordinaaaaaary cigar? Ohhh, so much fun! Hee hee!'/'Permanent damage to the face! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Extendo Fist	8 Rupees	'Boink! Nobody expects the extendo fist! Hoo hoo hoo!'/'Permanent brain damage! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Fake Fake Turd	10 Rupees	'It looks soooooo fake, but is it really? Hee hee!'/'AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Smear it all over their fucking fuckfaces! YEEEEEEEEES!'
Generic post-purchase quote
Honko hands you X... "Do you want more fun stuff? Hee hee!"/"Keep browsing, little brat! And keep watching your back! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Insufficient funds quote
"You're silly! You can't even afford that! Hoo hoo hoo!"/"You can't afford that, you fuck! Get out of here before I lose my patience! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Death quote
You seem to have died at the Joke Shop. Honko comically drags you outside. She has a good laugh!/You seem to have died at the Joke Shop. Honko drags your corpse into a dark room. What the fuck is wrong with that clown?!
Leaving quote
"See you later, little guy! Hoo hoo hoo!"/"Get out of my shop! Don't let the door murder you from behind! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

Notes

• Horn shows up in the shop only if you don't have Arcane Vision upon entering the shop.
• Skull shows up in the shop only if you have Arcane Vision upon entering the shop.