The Beach (flavor text)

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Event Text

Upon encounter:

The Beach
? [Take a long walk at the beach.] [Leave.] Fill your Bucket: Use your Pet Bear to fish: Use your Fishing Pole: This is an interactive event, so some elements in the event art may be clickable options!

Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Bucket event:

Bucket
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Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Crabs event:

Crabs
You walk along the beach line and notice some Crabs. Awww, they seem pretty cool! When you walk on you slowly get the feeling that you just got infected with Crabs. Crap. [Continue] Try to catch this creature:

Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Message In A Bottle event:

Message In A Bottle
You walk along the beach and suddenly see a very old looking bottle with a note inside. You smash the bottle and read the message: Variable message, possibly from a player who bought Message in a Bottle in the BG Shop. Hmmm, interesting... You take the Broken Glass from the bottle with you... [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Necklace event:

Necklace
You walk along the beach line and suddenly notice something shiny. When you pick it up you see that it's an Ordinary Necklace. Pretty sweet! You take it with you. [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Old Fishing Pole event:

Old Fishing Pole
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Upon selecting the [Take a long walk at the beach.] option and getting the Sea Star event:

Sea Star
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Upon selecting the [Leave] option:

I Got 99 Problems, But A Beach Ain't One
You leave the beach. You hate getting sand between your butt cheeks.

Upon selecting the Palm Tree option:

Palm Tree
You stand underneath a Palm Tree. You should probably give it a firm shake! [Shake it!][Don't shake it.] Hit it with your Hammer! File:HammerSmall.png/File:HolyHammerSmall.png

Upon selecting the [Shake it!] option in Palm Tree and getting a Coconut in the Palm Shake event:

Palm Shake

You shake the palm tree with all your might! A Coconut falls down! Nice one! If an extra item falls out of the tree:Some Crabs/A Chameleon/A Cockatiel fall(s) down from the tree! [ItemImage] These must be those coconut crabs you've seen in a nature documentary once. Interesting!/The poor guy must've been enjoying the sun up there. Seems like you've got yourself a new pet!/It must've fallen from its nest. [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Shake it!] option in Palm Tree and getting no Coconut in the Palm Shake event:

Palm Shake
You shake the palm tree with all your might! Unfortunately, no matter how much you shake the damn tree, nothing falls down. Ah well, at least you had some exercise, right? [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Don't shake it.] option in Palm Tree:

Ain't Gonna Shake It!
You decide that you don't want to look silly shaking that palm tree like a nut. Heh... a nut. You are fun-nay. [Continue]

Upon selecting the Hammer option in Palm Tree:

Palm Slam

You grab your Hammer and slam the palm tree! A Coconut falls down! Nice work! If an extra item falls out of the tree:Some Crabs/A Chameleon/A Cockatiel fall(s) down from the tree! [ItemImage] These must be those coconut crabs you've seen in a nature documentary once. Interesting!/The poor guy must've been enjoying the sun up there. Seems like you've got yourself a new pet!/It must've fallen from its nest. Don't worry, little buddy! You're safe now! [Continue]

Upon selecting the Holy Hammer option in Palm Tree:

Holy Palm Slam

You grab your Holy Hammer and slam the palm tree! A Coconut and a Banana fall down! Huh... apparently this palm tree was a bit... bicurious? Awesome! If an extra item falls out of the tree:Some Crabs/A Chameleon/A Cockatiel fall(s) down from the tree! [ItemImage] These must be those coconut crabs you've seen in a nature documentary once. Interesting!/The poor guy must've been enjoying the sun up there. Seems like you've got yourself a new pet!/It must've fallen from its nest. [Continue]

Upon selecting the The Fisherman option:

The Fisherman
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Summer Only

Upon encounter:

The Beach
[TheBeachSummerImage] "You find yourself at the beach. Wooh, you love the summer! What do you want to do?" [Take a long walk at the beach.] [Leave.] Fill your Bucket: Use your Pet Bear to fish: Use your Fishing Pole: This is an interactive event, so some elements in the event art may be clickable options!

Upon selecting the Water Skiing option:

Water Skiing
You approach a blonde guy in a speedboat. "Hey there! Wanna do some water skiing? For just 5 Rupees you can give it a go! It'll be awesome, I promise!" Hmmm, sounds tempting! So, what do you do? [Let's water ski!][Leave]

Upon selecting the [Let's water ski!] option in Water Skiing:

Water Skiing For Newbies
You accept the offer! Within minutes you're ready to go. You do a pretty damn good job for a newbie and ski 4-6 spaces forward! The blonde guy gestures if he should stop or go faster. You're pretty sure you're not skilled enough to handle going faster... but moving forward more spaces sounds awesome! So, what do you do? [Let's go faster!][Stop]

Upon selecting the [Nope] option in Water Skiing:

No Thanks
You decline the offer. Water skiing sounds like it could potentially be hazardous! [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Let's go faster!] option in Water Skiing For Newbies:

Advanced Water Skiing
You gesture that you want to go faster! It's incredibly difficult, but you ski another 6-8 spaces forward! The blonde guy gestures if he should stop or go even faster. He also gestures that you're going to jump a dangerous shark if you continue. This guy is amazing at making gestures! So, what do you do? [Jump the shark!][Stop]

Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Water Skiing For Newbies:

Safe Stop
The blonde guy stops the boat. 'No problem. I hope you had fun! Drop by again if you feel like it! I'll be here most of the time for the rest of the summer.' [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Jump the shark!] option in Advanced Water Skiing:

Jumping The Shark
You gesture that you want to go even faster! This is way beyond your skill, but you ski another 8-10 spaces forward! Oh god... there's a ramp in the distance and a big hungry shark behind it! This can't end well... [Continue]

Upon continuing from the Jumping The Shark subevent without a lifeguard:

Feeding The Shark
You jump the shark, but you're not gonna make it! You land right in its giant maw and it gulps you up. As a result you die, because sharks are meat eating predators and you are made of meat. Nature is beautiful. Well, you moved forward a ton of spaces, but you kinda also did die and that makes you wonder whether this was all worth it. Erm. Maybe? [Continue] Use your Fishing Pole:

Upon continuing from the Jumping The Shark subevent with Pamela Anderson:

Pamela Anderson

You jump the shark, but you're not gonna make it! Luckily Pamela Anderson noticed your peril just in time and kicks the shark unconscious! You cheer and smack face first into the water surface. She gets you out of the water and gives you mouth to mouth on the beach. When you wake up, you stare into her big blue eyes. You can't help but gaze at her epic boobies! Hey baby... wanna go on a date? Unfortunately Pamela has more work to do and runs off... in slow motion. Bounce bounce! [Continue]

Upon continuing from the Jumping The Shark subevent with David Hasselhoff:

David Hasselhoff

You jump the shark, but you're not gonna make it! Luckily David Hasselhoff noticed your peril just in time and kicks the shark unconscious! You cheer and smack face first into the water surface. He gets you out of the water and gives you mouth to mouth on the beach. When you wake up, you stare into his deep, manly eyes. You can't help but gaze at his hairy epic chest! Oh, David... take me now! Unfortunately the Hoff has more work to do and runs off... in slow motion. [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Advanced Water Skiing without a lifeguard:

Flop Stop
The blonde guy stops the boat, but you were going too fast and you smack face first into the water surface. You become incapacitated! Ah well... at least you moved forward quite some spaces! Worth it? [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Advanced Water Skiing with Pamela Anderon:

Pamela Anderson

The blonde guy stops the boat, but you were going too fast and you smack face first into the water surface. Luckily Pamela Anderson noticed your accident just in time! She gets you out of the water and gives you mouth to mouth on the beach. When you wake up, you stare into her big blue eyes. You can't help but gaze at her epic boobies! Hey baby... wanna go on a date? Unfortunately Pamela has more work to do and runs off... in slow motion. Bounce bounce! [Continue]

Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Advanced Water Skiing with David Hasselhoff:

David Hasselhoff

The blonde guy stops the boat, but you were going too fast and you smack face first into the water surface. Luckily David Hasselhoff noticed your accident just in time! He gets you out of the water and gives you mouth to mouth on the beach. When you wake up, you stare into his deep, manly eyes. You can't help but gaze at his hairy epic chest! Oh, David... take me now! Unfortunately the Hoff has more work to do and runs off... in slow motion. [Continue]

Chatbox Text

• Upon selecting the [Let's water ski!] option in Water Skiing:

[PlayerName] water skied X spaces forward.

• Upon selecting the [Nope] option in Water Skiing :

[PlayerName] didn't water ski.

• Upon selecting the [Let's go faster!] option in Water Skiing For Newbies:

[PlayerName] water skied another X spaces forward.

• Upon selecting the [Jump the shark!] option in Advanced Water Skiing:

[PlayerName] water skied another X spaces forward.

• Upon continuing from the Jumping The Shark subevent without a lifeguard:

[PlayerName] failed to jump the shark and died.

• Upon continuing from the Jumping The Shark subevent with a lifeguard:

[PlayerName] jumped the shark, smacked into the water surface and was saved by Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff!

• Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Advanced Water Skiing without a lifeguard:

[PlayerName] failed to stop properly and got incapacitated.

• Upon selecting the [Stop] option in Advanced Water Skiing with a lifeguard:

[PlayerName] smacked into the water surface, but was saved by Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff!