Starbucks
Starbucks is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Starbucks] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing an oasis of caffeine.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.
In the event:
- If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 7 or more Rupees and are alive: You lose 7 Rupees and receive Coffee.
- If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 6 or less Rupees or the [No] option is chosen or you are Dead: Nothing happens in the event.
- If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 5 or more Rupees: You go to the Toilet event upon continuing.
- If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 4 or less Rupees: Nothing happens in the event.
Event Text[edit | edit source]
- Upon encounter:
- Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:
- Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 6 or less Rupees:
No Bucks You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
[Continue]
- Upon selecting [No]:
No Coffee You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.
[Continue]
- Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with 5 or more Rupees:
Toilet Time You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.
[Continue]
- Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with less than 5 Rupees:
Poor Bum You're poor. You're a bum. And your bum is poor too, because you won't be pooping on this glorious toilet... :(
[Continue]
- Upon selecting an option while Dead:
Dead Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.
'Ahhh, I like my Coffee the way I like my suspects.'
'Black.'
[Continue]
Chatbox Text[edit | edit source]
Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:
[PlayerName] bought a Coffee at Starbucks.