Starbucks

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Starbucks is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Starbucks] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events, the talented Trade Routes event, the Going to: Event Neutral Effect from Scout The Area or Spyglass's [Starbucks] option, the Eye Of The Graeae event, the Khufu's Journey event, or from the [A card picturing an oasis of caffeine.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.


In the event:

  • If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 7 or more Rupees and are alive: You lose 7 Rupees and receive Coffee.
  • If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 6 or less Rupees or the [No] option is chosen or you are Dead: Nothing happens in the event.
  • If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 5 or more Rupees: You go to the Toilet event upon continuing.
  • If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 4 or less Rupees: Nothing happens in the event.

Event Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon encounter:
Starbucks
You enter a Starbucks. Hmmm, you could do with some lovely caffeine right now!



Do you want to buy a cup of Coffee for 7 Rupees?
[Yes][No]

Alternatively, you could go to the toilet. Unfortunately they charge 5 Rupees for the toilet! Bastards...

[Toilet time!]

  • Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:
Coffee
You hand over the money and you receive a steaming hot cup of Coffee.



Awww yeah!
[Continue]

  • Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 6 or less Rupees:
No Bucks
You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
[Continue]
  • Upon selecting [No]:
No Coffee
You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.


[Continue]

  • Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with 5 or more Rupees:
Toilet Time
You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.


[Continue]

  • Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with less than 5 Rupees:
Poor Bum
You're poor. You're a bum. And your bum is poor too, because you won't be pooping on this glorious toilet... :(


[Continue]

  • Upon selecting an option while Dead:
Dead
Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.


'Ahhh, I like my Coffee the way I like my suspects.'

'Black.'
[Continue]

Chatbox Text[edit | edit source]

Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:

[PlayerName] bought a Coffee at Starbucks.