Shady Dealer

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Shady Dealer is an event that can be reached from the [A card picturing a suspicious figure.] option in Cards Of Fate or the Arcane Portal in The Haunted Mansion's Cellar. It can also simply be a random event.

Shop Introduction[edit | edit source]

Shady Dealer
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A shady looking, cloaked man walks up to you. He keeps his arms inside his longcoat and looks around with shifty eyes.

'Hey man, want to check out some... wares? I've got some good stuff, man! Good stuff!'
[Hmmmm... okay.][No thanks.]

Shop Interface[edit | edit source]

Shady Deals
The Shady Dealer shifts his eyes. 'Psssh, check it out!'
Item Price Description upon purchase
Weed 3 Rupees 'This stuff will get your relaxed, man! Just blow some smoke and forget about your worries.'
GHB 4 Rupees 'Ahhhh... so you're that kind of man! Well, just go ahead and slip this into someone's drink. Wink wink!'
Syringe 6 Rupees 'Look, I'm gonna be real with you: I don't actually know what's in this thing. But I've seen some people use this stuff and it makes them feel gooooooood. Just try it!'
Steroids 7 Rupees 'You want to buff up? This is the right stuff, man! Take all of these and you'll become manly as fuck!'
Crystal Meth 12 Rupees 'Ahhh yes! Using this turns you into a bulldozer! People will have a hard time stopping you while you're using this stuff!'
Chloroform 9 Rupees 'Chloroform can make even the biggest men pass out. You'll have to be close to use it, though!'
Cocaine 12 Rupees 'It's premium stuff, man! Just snort it to gain incredible speed.'
Toilet Paper 2 Rupees "This stuff is hard to come by these days. If you need more, come back later and I'll hook you up."
Generic post-purchase quote
The Shady Dealer swiftly hands you the X...'Anything else?'
Insufficient funds quote
'Sorry, man, but I don't serve free samples!' says the Shady Dealer and he disappears.
Leaving quote
If you entered: 'Thanks for the visit! Feel free to visit again whenever you like!'

If you didn't enter: You want to decline the offer, but the Shady Dealer has already left. You suppose his instincts told him you weren't interested.

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