Shady Dealer is an event that can be reached from the [A card picturing a suspicious figure.] option in Cards Of Fate or the Arcane Portal in The Haunted Mansion's Cellar. It can also simply be a random event.
Shop Introduction[edit | edit source]
A shady looking, cloaked man walks up to you. He keeps his arms inside his longcoat and looks around with shifty eyes.
'Hey man, want to check out some... wares? I've got some good stuff, man! Good stuff!'
[Hmmmm... okay.][No thanks.]
Shop Interface[edit | edit source]
|The Shady Dealer shifts his eyes. 'Psssh, check it out!'|
|Item||Price||Description upon purchase|
|Weed||3 Rupees||'This stuff will get your relaxed, man! Just blow some smoke and forget about your worries.'|
|GHB||4 Rupees||'Ahhhh... so you're that kind of man! Well, just go ahead and slip this into someone's drink. Wink wink!'|
|Syringe||6 Rupees||'Look, I'm gonna be real with you: I don't actually know what's in this thing. But I've seen some people use this stuff and it makes them feel gooooooood. Just try it!'|
|Steroids||7 Rupees||'You want to buff up? This is the right stuff, man! Take all of these and you'll become manly as fuck!'|
|Crystal Meth||12 Rupees||'Ahhh yes! Using this turns you into a bulldozer! People will have a hard time stopping you while you're using this stuff!'|
|Chloroform||9 Rupees||'Chloroform can make even the biggest men pass out. You'll have to be close to use it, though!'|
|Cocaine||12 Rupees||'It's premium stuff, man! Just snort it to gain incredible speed.'|
|Toilet Paper||2 Rupees||"This stuff is hard to come by these days. If you need more, come back later and I'll hook you up."|
|Generic post-purchase quote|
|The Shady Dealer swiftly hands you the X...'Anything else?'|
|Insufficient funds quote|
|'Sorry, man, but I don't serve free samples!' says the Shady Dealer and he disappears.|
|If you entered: 'Thanks for the visit! Feel free to visit again whenever you like!'
If you didn't enter: You want to decline the offer, but the Shady Dealer has already left. You suppose his instincts told him you weren't interested.
Notes[edit | edit source]
- Toilet Paper is only for sale if Coronavirus Pandemic is active.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Dystopian Shady Dealer
Spunky Shady Dealer
Spunky Shady Dealer (Animated)