Santa

Santa is queued by the Naughty Debuff (with a 3-7 turn delay) at any time you have the effect while not having the Santa event in the queue. Note that losing the Naughty Debuff does not remove the Santa event from the queue. Also, note that Santa cannot simply be a random event.

In the event, you get a random result in the category below corresponding to which effect you currently have:

Nice Buff

• You gain a Festive Present containing a random item from a pool including Hypno Glasses, ACME Pogo-Stick, Parachute, Lasso, Magical Winter Hat, Signal Jammer, and Candy Cane.
• You move 5-10 spaces forward.
• After continuing, you can choose one of three random items from the Generic Mechanical item-givers pool or the Generic Living item-givers pool with the Mechanical enchantment, or you can choose to simply leave.

Naughty Debuff

• Your turn immediately ends. You also gain Wrapping Paper if you don't have some already.
• You gain a Festive Present containing a Hand Grenade. You also gain Wrapping Paper if you don't have some already.
• You die due to drowning (unless you have Drown Immunity, in which case you survive and move 42(?) spaces forward.) (Gaining Wrapping Paper needs verification.)

Event Text

Nice

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'It seems you have been nice!' 'Here, take this present!' [Continue]

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'It seems you have been nice!' 'Here, take Rudolph, he will help you on your way!' You ride X spaces forward! [Continue]

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'It seems you have been nice!' 'I'm too busy to help you out, but my elf will show you to the Workshop!' A small helper appears and signals you to follow her. [Continue]

Santa's Workshop
The little elf points at several items you can choose from. Which one would you like? [ItemImage][ItemImage][ItemImage] [I do not want anything]

X
The little elf nods as you take the X with you. XImage Don't you wish it could be Christmas every day? [Continue]

Leave
The little elf looks at you wonderingly as you leave Santa's Workshop without taking any items. It's a Christmas miracle! [Continue]

Naughty

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'You have been naughty!' 'We'll take you back to the Northpole!' It takes you a full turn to get back to where you were If you had no Wrapping Paper:, although you manage to take some Wrapping Paper with you. Lose a turn! If you had no Wrapping Paper:WrappingPaperImage [Continue]

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'There you are!' 'Here, take this present!' FestivePresentImage If you had no Wrapping Paper:WrappingPaperImage You take the present with you./You take the present and some Wrapping Paper with you. [Continue]

Santa
"Ho ho ho!" says Santa, "You have been naughty! We'll take you back to the Northpole!" Unfortunately, on the way there, you fall off the sleigh and drown in ice cold water... [Continue]

Santa
'Ho ho ho!' says Santa, 'You have been naughty!' 'We'll take you back to the Northpole!' Unfortunately, on the way there, you fall off the sleigh and into the ice cold water... It's almost unfathomable, but... you happen to have The Khufu Ship! You travel the cold dark ocean for a long time and by the time you finally reach a shore you have moved 42 spaces forward! What a journey! [Continue]