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Petrified You don't roll any dice because you are Petrified.
A friend of yours passes by and waves. You don't wave back. Great, now he thinks you're a total jerk!/
Dammit! This isn't rock 'n roll... it's... rock and don't roll!/
Being turned to stone is scary as fuck! You could say you're... petrified!
I'm out. That was horrible. Sorry../
You're a stone cold killer! Or well... at the very least you're stone cold./
You wonder if you can move when nobody's watching. :3/
You take this time to appreciate the ability to move your limbs./
This whole petrification thing would've been a lot less terrible if it didn't happen right as you were scratching your naughty bits...