Resurrection Phase (flavor text)
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Death Sucks Lightning strikes your corpse and it smolders for a bit. Good thing you were dead already!/
you.dead = true;
you.rot();
for(int i=0; i < allYourFriends.length; i++){
allYourFriends[i].danceOnYourGrave();
}
This is not a bug. It's a programming joke. It's amusing to us nerds./
You know the rumor that dead people empty their bowels? Well, you're the livi... erm... dead example of that now. Ewww!/
A cannibal eats part of your buttocks. OM NOM NOM!/
Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.
'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.
'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.
What the hell?/
YOU REINCARNATED!!!
But... uh oh... you reincarnated as a mayfly, and those only live a few hours so you're already dead again... Sorry!/
A stinking hobo uses your corpse as shelter for the night./
A pyromaniac with necrophilia puts your corpse on fire!/
All your friends have gathered to pay their last respects to you.
That's right. Nobody./
A rat creeps up your ass.
That's all. Time to move on, people./
A dyslexic farmer tries to harvest your corpse instead of his crops.
That didn't make any sense.../
You won the lottery! Because you're dead the money has been donated to charity./
The next day your tragic death is on the front page of every newspaper.
'Finally!' - The New York Times/
You are dead. Very much so. Or wait... maybe... :o
Nope. Dead for reals, yo!/
A hyena gnaws on your bones. At least someone seems to appreciate you now that you're dead./
Dick Cheney dances on your grave./
intr.v. died, dy-ing, dies To cease living; become dead; expire./
Your corpse got moved to a new graveyard, because the old one got demolished to build a new themepark!
So uhm... yeah you're still dead.../
Scientists discover a whole new kind of fungus on your corpse. Huzzah! At least you've accomplished something in death!/
A group of thugs use your corpse for stabbing practise.
Stab, one, two, three, stab!/
Oh my, the cadaver worms seem to have reached your special area. Even though you're dead, that just cannot be pleasant!/
Gandalf walks past your corpse.
'You should have taken the auto-resurrection, my friend.'/
Death is the permanent termination of the biological functions that define a living organism. It refers both to a particular event and to the continuing condition that results thereby.
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It's Good To Be Alive Finally, you see a bright light. In the distance you see all your loved ones and you try your best to move forward.
Suddenly from high above a giant hand moves down. Could it be... Him? The hand then puts a finger and its thumb together and shoots you away.
Seems it's not your time yet, eh?/
Your spirit shoots through space, passing planets and stars. You don't watch where you're going and get sucked into a black hole. You wake up back on earth. Riiiight.../
In a freak accident a policeman shoots a taser up your bumhole. In a crazy coincidence, this manages to revive you.
Yes. You just got revived through anal shocks./
A witch doctor be resurrectin' ya with powerful voodoo, mon!/
A mad scientist manages to revive you!
Myeah. That was pretty much it./
Aliens beam your corpse up for research and revive you. Of course you turn out to be a worthless specimen and they drop you out of their ship./
God kicks you out of heaven for harrassing an angel! Go back to earth you pervert!/
Doctor Nick walks up to your corpse.
'Hello Everybody! Whoopseedaisy! This patient is not dead.'
'Thank you, doctor Nick!'
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Calling Of The Underworld The Underworld beckons. Your soul lingers...
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