RNGesus

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RNGesus is an event that can be reached from the [A card picturing a holy figure.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.


In the event, you are given a choice of transforming 2-25 of your items into random other items from the generic item-givers pool, giving all players 1-7 random items from the generic item-givers pool, giving all players a random class which they don't currently have, changing all players' names into random names matching their gender, or choosing a random previously mentioned option. ([Give all players a random class] won't always appear as a choice; this itself is due to RNG.)

Event Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon encounter:
RNGesus
RNGesus.png


You stand in the mighty presence of RNGesus, the Lord of Chance!

"I am the way, the truth and the dice. Embrace the unforeseen and let God's everchanging light gently fuck you over or roflstomp you to victory."

[Change 2-25 of your items into random other items.]

[Give all players 1-7 random items.]

[Give all players a random class.]

[Change all player names into random names.]

[Pick a random option]

  • Upon choosing to change 2-25 of your items into random other items:
Bless RNG
"Lo and behold! All thine items turned to random doohickeys!"


Thank you, RNGesus!
[Continue]

  • Upon choosing to give all players 1-7 random items:
Bless RNG
"Lo and behold! Random whatchamacallits for all! RNG be praised."


Thank you, RNGesus!
[Continue]

  • Upon choosing to give all players a random class:
Bless RNG
"Lo and behold! Unexpected expertise blessed by the heavens themselves!"


Thank you, RNGesus!
[Continue]

  • Upon choosing to Change all player names into random names:
Bless RNG
"Lo and behold! Be renamed by the heavenly father! Now you know what He calls you."


Thank you, RNGesus!
[Continue]

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