FSM Afterlife

FSM Afterlife can only occur randomly as the first Resurrection Phase event after becoming Dead or as a guaranteed Resurrection Phase event following a turn wherein you had FSM Afterlife and have not yet revived since.

In the event, you roll two 12-sided dice and add your total Speed, then you move forward that amount of spaces. (Unknown if you move backwards if the space amount is negative.) Then, you go to one of the below randomly selected subevents.

Subevents

Beach/Pirates!/Meaning Of Life

These 3 subevents are mechanically identical. In the events, you randomly gain one of the following:

• 2-4 Rupees
• Gun
• Holy Hand Grenade
• 1 permanent Speed

Bliss Bolognese

You can choose one of the following options:

• [Beer Volcanoes]: You drink 2-5 beers, gaining the Drunk Neutral Effect for an amount of turns equal to the amount of beers drunk. You are also treated as drinking (only once).
• [Noodles Of Cleansing]: You eat the Noodles Of Cleansing, removing all Debuffs from yourself. (Even unremovable effects can be removed. However, passively granted Debuffs won't be removed. Also, the T-Rex effect isn't removable despite technically having the Debuff category.)

• Eating the Noodles counts as eating a generic Food item. (It is NOT treated as though you are eating a Meat or Animal Products item.)

• [Resurrection]: You go to the Pity subevent below.

Pity

Can be random or be reached from Bliss Bolognese. You revive and have a chance to capture the Flying Spaghetti Monster with your Pocket Ball.

Notes

• FSM Afterlife has a near 0% chance to occur as the first Resurrection Phase event after becoming Dead.
• No "Related Effects" in the Roll Phase affect rolling in this event, also there can be no rollstreaks for this event.

Event Text

FSM Afterlife
You're dead, but this afterlife is glorious! The entire place radiates a noodly serenity. Suddenly you have two large dice in your hands. Let's roll! You roll [2DiceRolls+Speed] = X. [Continue]

Meaning Of Life
You ask the Noodly One about the meaning of life. The answer is awesome and you relax for the rest of the day. Also, you find Y Rupees. / Also, you pick a Holy Hand Grenade from a grenade tree. / Also, you gain +1 Speed, just for the heck of it! [Continue]

Beach
Of course there is a beach in heaven! You spend most of the day checking out beach meat and eat some ice creams with flavors unknown to the living. Needless to say, it was an amazing day. Also, you find Y Rupees. / Also, you pick a Holy Hand Grenade from a grenade tree. / Also, you gain +1 Speed, just for the heck of it! [Continue]

Pirates!
You get to be captain for a day and have fun with your pirate crew. It's pure awrrrrrresome, matey! Also, you find Y Rupees. / Also, you pick a Holy Hand Grenade from a grenade tree. / Also, you gain +1 Speed, just for the heck of it! [Continue]

Bliss Bolognese
What do you want to do in the Pastafarian afterlife? [Beer Volcanoes] [Noodles Of Cleansing] [Resurrection]

Beer Volcanoes
You spend your day at the magical Beer Volcanoes and drink Z super-sized beers! Afterlife is good. [Continue]

Noodles Of Cleansing
You eat the magical noodles and feel how they cleanse you. Literally all your Debuffs have been removed. Heck, even the ones you thought couldn't be removed! A voice echoes from high above: "Eat, for this is My body." After the meal you are offered a piece of peppermint, with a pirate drawn on the candy wrapper. Jesus Christ, being dead is sweet! [Continue]

Pity
The great Flying Spaghetti Monster looks down on you with pity in his eyes. "I can see you miss life, young one. I will bring you back to life, so you can enjoy all its wonders." [Continue] Try to catch this creature: