Mr Grabby's Candy Van

Mr Grabby's Candy Van is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Mr Grabby's Candy Van] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a pile of candy.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you are offered some candy. You can choose to take one or simply leave the event.

If you choose the candy, you can choose between two candy items and then either choose [Oh no] to have Sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up.
After you beat him up the first time, you can either choose to take another piece of candy or simply leave the event.
After taking a second piece of candy, you can either choose [Oh no] to have sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up.
After you beat him up the second time, you can either choose to take another piece of candy or simply leave the event.
After taking a third piece of candy, you can either choose [Oh no] to have sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up and leave the event.

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Upon encounter:

Mr Grabby
Mr Grabby has free candy in his happy candy van! Do you want some? [Candy? Yes please!] [No thanks]

Upon choosing [No thanks]:

No Free Candy
You decline Mr Grabby's offer. Something about this felt... suspicious. [Continue]

Upon choosing [Candy? Yes please!]:

Free Candy
Ooo, free candy! Which one do you want? [CandyItemImage][CandyItemImage]

Upon choosing a piece of candy:

Mr Grabby? Oh No...
[CandyItemImage] You take a [CandyItem]! You suddenly notice a looming shadow... It's Mr Grabby! He seems like he wants to do some bad touching. Defend yourself! [Oh no!] Use a melee weapon: [MeleeWeaponImages]

Upon choosing [Oh no!]:

Getting Grabbed
Mr Grabby grabs you and closes the door of the van. Unspeakable acts of grabbing and bad touching follow. Let's not go into detail, but rest assured you didn't consent to any of this. Jeez! When he's done with you, he kicks you out of his van and drives away. You've been infected with [RandomSTD] and your pooper hurts. [Well fuck]

Upon using a melee weapon the first and second times:

Grabby No Grabbing
You hit Mr Grabby on the head with your [MeleeWeapon]! Success! You knocked him back! Would you like some more candy? [CandyItemImage][CandyItemImage] [Run away!]