Middle Ages (flavor text)

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Upon encounter through most methods:

Middle Ages
MiddleAges.png
You find yourself in the Middle Ages.
Only if it's snowing: Everything is covered in ice and snow.
What do you want to do?

[Go on a quest]
[Visit the nearest town]
[Travel]
Fill your Bucket:
BucketSmall.png
Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon encounter with the Doctor's help:

The Middle Ages
MiddleAges.png
'The Middle Ages! Not my favorite time on earth, but it's your party!'


The Doctor presses some buttons, pulls some levers and flicks some switches! Before you know it, the TARDIS materializes in the Middle Ages! Time to check it out!

[Continue]

Upon selecting [Go on a quest]:

Quest
MiddleAges.png
Onto glory! Adventure awaits!

[Continue]
Fill your Bucket:
BucketSmall.png
Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon selecting [Visit the nearest town]:

Town
MiddleAges.png
You pass through the gates of a mighty town.

[Continue]
Fill your Bucket:
BucketSmall.png
Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon clicking continue:

Town
MiddleAges.png
You stand in the middle of the town. Where do you want to go?

[The Church.]
[The Market.]
Fill your Bucket:
BucketSmall.png
Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon selecting The Church:

Church
You enter a beautiful church.

[Continue]

Upon selecting The Market:

Market
TheMarket.jpg
You walk to the market place.

[Continue]

Upon selecting [Travel]:

Travel
MiddleAges.png
Let's keep on moving!

[Continue]
Fill your Bucket:
BucketSmall.png
Use your Pet Bear to fish:
PetBearSmall.png
Use your Fishing Pole:
FishingPoleSmall.png

Upon clicking continue:

Traveling
TravelPath.png
You travel for 2-5 spaces when suddenly you see something...

[Continue]

Upon clicking continue:

Traveling
TravelValley.png
You travel for 2-5 spaces through a mountainous valley when suddenly you see something...

[Continue]
Use your Mining Pick
MiningPickSmall.png

Upon finding a Hammer:

A Hammer
There's a Hammer lying in the middle of the road.

Hammer.png
It probably fell off a wagon or so. You put it in your bag.
[Continue]

Upon finding a Relic:

A Relic
You see a Relic standing there in some bushes.

Relic.png
It's pretty heavy, but you manage to lift it up and take it with you.
[Continue]

Upon encountering the Rent-A-Pult:

Rent-A-Pult
RentAPult.png
On the side of the road stands a man next to a huge catapult.


"You there! Step right up, step right up! For a mere 4 Rupees you and this beautiful catapult can get some quality time together, if you get my drift. Don't be shy now. She won't bite!"
[Deal!][No, thanks.]

Upon clicking Deal while having at least 4 Rupees:

Rented-A-Pult
"Fantastic! I'll go take a stroll while you and Miss Pult here hit it off. Behave, you two!"


[Continue]

Upon clicking Deal while having fewer than 4 Rupees:

Dungeon!
You get thrown into a dark dungeon because you didn't have enough money. Let's celebrate by skipping a turn.


[Continue]

Upon clicking No, thanks:

No, Thanks
"What a pity! Do come back if you ever change your mind!"


[Continue]

Upon encountering Robin Hood when 'rich':

Robin Hood
Robin Hood and his merry men jump out from the bushes!


RobinHood.png
' Oo-De-Lally, (wealthy lady!)/(my wealthy friend!) We're robbin' the rich to feed the poor. Time to give your share! '
Robin and his merry men give your money away:
(Your money is divided between all other players)
You're left with nothing!
[Continue]

Upon encountering Robin Hood when 'poor':

Robin Hood
Robin Hood and his merry men jump out from the bushes!


RobinHoodGive.png
' Oo-De-Lally, (beautiful lady!)/(poor chum!) We've been robbin' the rich to feed the poor. Here's your share! '
Robin and his merry men have stolen:
(You receive half of all money from other players)
So you receive a total of x Rupees!
[Continue]

Upon encountering The Witch without any spell protection:

The Witch
TheWitch.png
A wicked witch stands on the road and cackles.


"Frozen tea, a putrid blend! You winter time will never end!" (Curse Of Cold)
"Boiling pus and mud pool leech! Your goal moves ever out of reach!" (Curse Of Relativity)
"Spider webs and farmers' snot! Your enemies won't be left to rot!" (Curse Of Resurrection)
"Snake scales mixed with chicken fat! You will always stay in debt!" (Curse Of Riches)

[Curses!]

Upon encountering The Witch with spell protection other than Spell Reflect:

The Witch
TheWitch.png
A wicked witch stands on the road and cackles.


"Frozen tea, a putrid blend! You winter time will never end!" (Curse Of Cold)
"Boiling pus and mud pool leech! Your goal moves ever out of reach!" (Curse Of Relativity)
"Spider webs and farmers' snot! Your enemies won't be left to rot!" (Curse Of Resurrection)
"Snake scales mixed with chicken fat! You will always stay in debt!" (Curse Of Riches)
"Mouldy frogs and deathly flower! Feel the pain of random power!" (Other)

(Spell Shield)
Her dark magic flies at you, but your Spell Shield simply absorbs the spell.
A Magic Crystal materializes.

(Spell Deflecting)
Her dark magic flies at you, but your Spell Deflecting simply deflects the spell.

(Hallucination)
Her dark magic flies at you, but you evade the Curse with your Hallucination.

(Betazoid Conductor)
Her dark magic flies at you, but the Curse got redirected by your Betazoid Conductor.

(Ley Prism)
Her dark magic flies at you, but the Curse got split and redirected by your Ley Prism.

(Spellbinder's Charm)
Her dark magic flies at you, but your Spellbinder's Charm absorbs the [Random Dark] Spell.
SpellbindersCharm.png


The witch stares at you in disbelief and quickly scurries off!

[Sweet!]

Upon encountering The Witch with Spell Reflection:

The Witch
TheWitch.png
A wicked witch stands on the road and cackles.


"Frozen tea, a putrid blend! You winter time will never end!" (Curse Of Cold)
"Boiling pus and mud pool leech! Your goal moves ever out of reach!" (Curse Of Relativity)
"Spider webs and farmers' snot! Your enemies won't be left to rot!" (Curse Of Resurrection)
"Snake scales mixed with chicken fat! You will always stay in debt!" (Curse Of Riches)
"Mouldy frogs and deathly flower! Feel the pain of random power!" (Other)


Her dark magic flies at you, but your Spell Reflection simply reflects the spell.


The witch screams and curses and quickly scurries off!

[Hahaha!]

Upon encountering Deckard Cain:
See Deckard Cain (flavor text)