Funny Fungus

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Funny Fungus is an item.

Funny Fungus
In-Game Description
Tooltip Eat this to move 4-5 spaces forward and gain Fungal Fun for 5 turns. Every turn you will tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn.
Flavor Text Oh my! You're such a fun guy!
Object, Food, Fungus
Uses 1

Usage[edit | edit source]

Standard Use[edit | edit source]

  • Eat this to move forward 4-5 spaces and gain 5 turns of the Fungal Fun Buff.
  • Fungal Fun: During each Effects Phase, all other players within a 10-space radius of you gain 1 turn of Lumbering Laughter and you tell one of the following jokes. This effect can be extended.
  • Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
  • Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
  • How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
  • How does a rabbi make his tea? He brews it!
  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
  • I don't like stairs. They are always up to something!
  • I don't trust elevators. I'll be taking steps to avoid them!
  • I know a great joke about the Coronavirus. You probably won't get it though!
  • I'm afraid of negative numbers! I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  • Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater!
  • My dog has no nose. Want to know how he smells? Terrible!
  • Rest in peace, boiling water... You will be mist.
  • What did Hungary rename itself after conquering Turkey? Full!
  • What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
  • What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
  • What do you get when you pour root beer into square glasses? Just beer!
  • What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!
  • Why aren't koalas bears? They don't meet the koalafications!
  • Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
  • Why did the coward become a farmer? They kept being told to "grow a pear"!
  • Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish!
  • Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his tea before it was cool!
  • Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!
  • Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
  • Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast!
  • Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
  • Lumbering Laughter: Passively grants -4 Speed. This effect can be extended.

Inherent Effect Tooltips[edit | edit source]

Fungal Fun Tooltip
Every turn you tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn.

Duration: X turn(s)

Oh my! You're such a fun guy!

Category: Buff

Lumbering Laughter Tooltip
Oh god, the puns! You can't stop laughing, which is causing you to have -4 Speed.

Duration: X turn(s)

Category: Debuff

Event Use[edit | edit source]

How To Obtain[edit | edit source]

Events[edit | edit source]

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Strategy[edit | edit source]

  • TBD

Trivia[edit | edit source]

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