Funny Fungus

Funny Fungus
In-Game Description
Tooltip	Eat this to move 4-5 spaces forward and gain Fungal Fun for 5 turns. Every turn you will tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn.
Flavor Text	Oh my! You're such a fun guy!
Categories
Object, Food
Characteristics
Uses	1

Funny Fungus is an item.

Usage[edit | edit source]

Standard Use[edit | edit source]

Eat this to move forward 4-5 spaces and gain 5 turns of the Fungal Fun Buff.

Fungal Fun: During each Effects Phase, all other players within a 10-space radius of you gain 1 turn of Lumbering Laughter and you tell one of the following jokes. This effect can be extended.

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
How does a rabbi make his tea? He brews it!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I don't like stairs. They are always up to something!
I don't trust elevators. I'll be taking steps to avoid them!
I know a great joke about the Coronavirus. You probably won't get it though!
I'm afraid of negative numbers! I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater!
My dog has no nose. Want to know how he smells? Terrible!
Rest in peace, boiling water... You will be mist.
What did Hungary rename itself after conquering Turkey? Full!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
What do you get when you pour root beer into square glasses? Just beer!
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!
Why aren't koalas bears? They don't meet the koalafications!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
Why did the coward become a farmer? They kept being told to "grow a pear"!
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish!
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his tea before it was cool!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Lumbering Laughter: Passively grants -4 Speed. This effect can be extended.

Inherent Effect Tooltips[edit | edit source]

Fungal Fun Tooltip
Every turn you tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn. Duration: X turn(s) Oh my! You're such a fun guy! Category: Buff