Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand is an event that can be reached with the Traveling Salesman Neutral Effect. It can also simply be a random event.
Shop Introduction[edit | edit source]
| Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand |
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 In the distance you see a traveling salesman! You walk up to a short, sassy looking black woman! She's wearing... what you assume to be the latest fashion. 'Step right up, my man! It's your time to shine!' 'Hm, hm, hmmmm! Baby, you're in need of a complete makeover! We're gonna make you beautiful!' [Hello][No thanks] |
Shop Interface[edit | edit source]
| Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand | ||
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| 'Time to show you the goods! Just don't leave without buying something, honey. Believe me, you need some zazz!' | ||
| Item | Price | Description upon purchase |
| Gloves | 3 Rupees | 'Nothing says fashion like a pair of gloves, my man! Oooohh, I see they fit you... like a glooooove! Hahahaha!' |
| Wizard Hat | 7 Rupees | 'Honey, just take it from me: Magic. Is. Cool. Wearing this will get you all the attention you need!' |
| Bulletproof Vest | 7 Rupees | 'Taking a stand against violence is totally part of the current fashion scene. Wear this over your party clothes and you'll be the center of attention for sure!' |
| Disco Pants | 7 Rupees | 'Sugar, I could tell you they are back in style, but the fact of the matter is they never went out of style to begin with!' |
| Boots | 8 Rupees | 'Oh, baby! These boots were made for walking and that's just what they'll do! Though if I'm honest, I'd suggest upgrading these!' |
| Choice Scarf | 8 Rupees | 'Sometimes you just want all the speed you can get and this baby right here can make. You. Go. Fast. Listen to the scarf, my man!' |
| Pajamas | 8 Rupees | 'Just because you're not going out doesn't mean you shouldn't look good! These Pajamas are an absolute classic, my man!' |
| Demon Hunter's Blindfold | 9 Rupees | 'Now, personally I'd choose not to see demons wherever I go, but it's your party! Speaking of parties, this is excellent for a masquerade party!' |
| Wizard Robes | 9 Rupees | 'Wizards get all the booty, my man! Put this on and show the world how magical you are. Yeah!' |
| Balaclava | 10 Rupees | 'Sneaky one, aren't ya? Well, this is popular in some scenes. I don't judge, baby! You just do what you wanna do!' |
| Scout Uniform | 10 Rupees | 'I love a woman in an uniform... So sexy, and yet so classy!' |
| Pair Of Socks | 12 Rupees | 'Wait... you're not wearing socks already? Didn't your momma raise you properly?' |
| Tin Foil Hat | 12 Rupees | 'I've got all these amazing pieces and you're going for this piece of crap? My little niece made this, but hey, it's not my money! Or actually, now it is! Woooo, baby!' |
| Reflective Shades | 14 Rupees | 'Honey, these look divine on you. You're so... cool! Makes me wanna go... YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!' |
| Scarf Of The Serpent | 14 Rupees | 'If anybody asks, this ain't real snake leather! But between you and me: those nasty ass snakes sure make one heck of a nice scarf!' |
| Stormwracked Kilt | 14 Rupees | 'Now this is a badass kilt, let me tell you! This thing is on fire! Literally, sometimes!' |
| Alhambran Veil | 18 Rupees | 'Normally, I wouldn't recommend wearing a veil, but this fabric is soft like a fresh baby's buns! And per Alhambran tradition, there's not a single black thread to be found.' |
| Gimp Suit | 20 Rupees | 'Honey, you don't need to say a word. Fashion can be... personal.' |
| Hypno Glasses | 25 Rupees | 'Now that's what I call sassy! These glasses just scream that you're fun! I love it!' |
| Fighter's Gi | 25 Rupees | 'Hm, hm, HMM! Sugar, this right here is the sexiest, most masculine item in my whole collection! Wear one of these and the world will be at. Your. Feet!' |
| Pamela's Sweater | 4 Rupees | 'I ain't gonna lie, honey. This sweater is NOT stylish. But it does have a practical use... especially today!' |
| Ghost Costume | 7 Rupees | 'This costume is giving me some weird ass vibes, let me tell you! You better just use this for Halloween, ya hear!' |
| Generic post-purchase quote | ||
| Lakeesha hands you a X...'That was fun! Go try on some more!' | ||
| Insufficient funds quote | ||
| 'Sorry, my man! This ain't no charity! Hm, hmmm!' | ||
| Death quote | ||
| You seem to have died at Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand. 'Hm, hm, hmmm! Baby, you don't look so good! Imma give you some time for yourself!' | ||
| Leaving quote | ||
| 'If you're out, you're out! Just remember that you're beautiful, my man! You're stunning!' | ||
Notes[edit | edit source]
- The Fighter's Gi, Stormwracked Kilt, Alhambran Veil, Bulletproof Vest, Tin Foil Hat, Pajamas, Choice Scarf, Demon Hunter's Blindfold, Pair Of Socks, Scout Uniform, Disco Pants, and Gimp Suit items are each available 1/12 of the time at the Shop; exactly one will be available at the same time per visit.
- Pamela's Sweater only appears in the shop on Friday the 13th.
- Ghost Costume only appears in the shop during Halloween.
Strategy[edit | edit source]
- When visiting this shop (preferably with enough money to buy all the items you don't have already), it is advisable to immediately buy the Reflective Shades at the bottom of the shop interface, as it will prevent anyone from using Hypno Glasses to force you to leave the event.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The following items appear in this event's artwork: a Balaclava, a pair of Hypno Glasses, a pair of Reflective Shades, a Power Glove, a Dragon Glove, a Tractor Glove, a Wizard Hat, and Wizard Robes.