Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon

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Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon is an event that can be reached with the Traveling Salesman Neutral Effect, the Eye Of The Graeae event, or the Khufu's Journey event. It can also simply be a random event.

Shop Introduction[edit | edit source]

Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon

In the distance you see a traveling salesman! Actually... that's a traveling saleslady! Or, errrr... sales-mistress? You walk up to a kinky looking girl and her submissive slave.

'Hey there, toyboy. Looking for some wet, hot action? I've got wares to satisfy your every fetish. You just have to be... creative.'
'Wow! You look... amazing! I... I'm sorry I just blurted that out! I've always secretly wanted to be someone's sub... Maybe, later, if you wouldn't mind, you could... dominate me? Please?'

'Hmmm, pity. You're way too cute and innocent to be my type. You wouldn't be able to handle me! Here, take a look at my wares... You could learn a thing or two!'

[Show the wares!][No thanks...]

Shop Interface[edit | edit source]

Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon
'I've got the finest wares for both pain and pleasure. Enough to dominate even the spunkiest bitches!'
Item Price Description upon purchase
Time Travel Condom 3 Rupees 'We all make mistakes in the heat of the moment. I was in a pretty rough gang bang once and caught something nasty. Thank god for Time Travel Condoms!'
Ball Gag 6 Rupees 'I don't want to listen to my gimp all day. Some people are just way sexier when they shut up.'
Chloroform 9 Rupees 'I prefer my slaves awake, but a bit of Chloroform does help when they're reluctant to be shackled.'
Dildo 9 Rupees 'Everyone should have a dildo. It's an essential utensil for any household! If you want me to give you a demonstration... just bend over.'
Fuzzy Cuffs 10 Rupees 'Kinky little slut, aren't you? Sex is always better with cuffs. And remember: safe words are for sissies!'
Fleshlight 14 Rupees 'With the invention of the fleshlight, why would anyone even buy a flashlight?'
Buttplug Launcher 16 Rupees 'When you're in a long distance relationship and want to give your partner anal pleasure, look no further! You can just as easily aim it for your own butthole and... well, you get the jist.'
Sex Bomb 16 Rupees 'Oh fuck yes. Some of the very best orgies I've ever had came from the red, sensual smoke from these babies. Just throw a Sex Bomb down at a lame party and results are guaranteed!'
Gimp Suit 20 Rupees 'Training to be my new gimp, you little slut? I doubt you have what it takes.'
Generic post-purchase quote
Mistress Krystel seductively hands you a X... 'So... in the mood for more, toyboy?'
Insufficient funds quote
'Look, sex toy! I am running a business here! If you want free sex, I recommend you visit the Pirates once in a while.'
Death quote
You seem to have died at Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon. Mistress Krystel orders her slave to get rid of your body. He probably won't make out with your corpse. Maybe.
Leaving quote
Before entering: 'Pfff, just like I thought. You don't have the balls to handle my wares!'

After entering: 'See ya later, fresh meat! Maybe I'll even get to see more of you later... *wink wink*'

Notes[edit | edit source]

  • If you try to enter the shop/buy an item from the shop while Very Stinky, you will instead encounter the Filthy Little Bitch screen and are Blinded. (This will prevent purchasing items from the shop for the rest of your turn.) Upon continuing, you reach Kinky Krystel's Cleaning Dungeon; in this event, your Very Stinky Debuff is removed and you gain 5 turns of Gagged

Event Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon attempting to enter the shop while Very Stinky:
Filthy Little Bitch
Mistress Krystel sniffs the air around you. Oh crap... you forgot that you're Very Stinky!

"My my, you're a filthy little bitch, aren't you? Now, that won't do... Gimp!"

Krystel's gimp blindfolds you and drags you away. Oh god, where are they taking you???

  • Upon continuing from Filthy Little Bitch:
Kinky Krystel's Cleaning Dungeon

When you open your eyes, you've been restrained with leather belts and find yourself in a dentist's chair. The room is filled with hoses, sponges, soap and weird cleaning tools of all kinds. Oh god... she's gonna give you a bath! AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Gimp, scrub that filthy little bitch until he's sparkling clean! And gag him. I don't need to hear those pathetic screams."

You receive the washing of a lifetime! Your naughty places feel kinda sore afterwards, but at least you're no longer stinky! That damn gag, though...


What is this shit?! Time to escape!

  • Upon using Break Free:
Cleaning Dungeon Prison Break
You break free from Kinky Krystel's bonds!

You overwhelm Krystel's gimp and escape from the dungeon! On your way out, you quickly grab several items with you as compensation for the sponge rape you had to endure!


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Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Kinky Krystel's Cleaning Dungeon was designed by Delmondoenforcement