Honey Badger Don't Care (event)

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Honey Badger Don't Care can only occur while Reincarnated as a Honey Badger.


In the event, you go to one of the below randomly selected subevents, all called Honey Badger Don't Care.

Subevents[edit | edit source]

Honey Badger Don't Care[edit | edit source]

  • Move forward 10 spaces and die.
  • Do nothing.
  • Nothing happens.

Event Text[edit | edit source]

Upon slowing all opponents:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You growl and snarl, run around and bite the air. All other players are intimidated and become Slowed!
[Continue]

Upon finding a food item:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You walk around and find X.

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You're the boss around these parts! It is yours now!
[Continue]

Upon finding a living item:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You walk around and encounter X.

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You're the boss around these parts! It is your bitch now!
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Upon spotting a pack of lions:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You're walking around when out of the fucking blue you spot a pack of goddamn fucking lions. Don't they know who's boss around these parts? You are! You are boss around here.
You can charge in there to run 10 spaces forward, but you'll most definitely die if you do. Small price to pay, right?


[Fucking lions! ATTACK!]
[Don't Care]

Upon continuing after selecting to attack:

Honey Badger Don't Care
Fucking LIONS! You run 10 spaces forward and chase the lions around for a whole hour before they finally kill you. #Worth #SuicideByLion


[Continue]

Upon continuing after selecting to not care:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You could be messing up some stinking lions, but honestly? You just don't care.


[Continue]

Upon doing nothing:

Honey Badger Don't Care
You could be out doing all sorts of interesting things, but honestly? You just don't care.


[Continue]