Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia

Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a cosy campfire.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you are given a choice of 4 figures. You can choose one or simply leave the event.

• Theofric the Bard: You either gain a random Food item or 3 random items from the Jinxed Jewels and Magic Rings pools.
• Quiet the Monk: You either gain a random skill out of a pool including Man Mode, Meep Meep, "No." (12 turns), Ni!, Pacman (7 turns), The Force, and THIS IS SPARTA! or two random books out of a pool including Books for Learnable Feats, Conjurer's Cookbook, On The Origin Of Species, Storybook, The Art Of War, Tome Of Magic, and Unholy Encyclopedia. (Needs verification)
• Orym the Rogue: You either gain 41-51(?) Rupees or you die.
• Thazfarn the Paladin: You either gain a random weapon item or an Iron Helmet and a basic Shield.

Event Text

• Upon encounter:

Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia
Your travels lead you to a cliff overlooking a smoldering town. Sitting by a campfire you see four figures. Do you want to approach one of them? [Theofric the Bard] [Quiet the Monk] [Orym the Rogue] [Thazfarn the Paladin] [Nope]

• Upon choosing Theofric The Bard:

Theofric The Bard
"You can't start a day without a hearty breakfast! Take this!" [FoodItemImage] Theofric hands you a [FoodItem]. Wow, thank you! [Continue]

Theofric The Bard
"Yikes! This treasure is cursed! Please, take it away from me..." [JinxedJewelImage][MagicRingImage][MagicRingImage] Theofric pushes a [JinxedJewelItem], a [MagicRingItem] and a [MagicRingItem] into your hands. Yikes, well... thanks? [Continue]

• Upon choosing Quiet the Monk:

Quiet the Monk
She cannot speak. She smiles at you and invites you to a private lesson. [SkillImage] You don't know how she even managed to do it despite being unable to speak, but she successfully teaches you the [Skill] skill! Awesome! [Continue]

Quiet the Monk
She cannot speak. She smiles at you and hands you 2 books. Quiet gives you a [RandomBook] and a [RandomBook]. That's lovely, thank you! <3 [Continue]

• Upon choosing Orym the Rogue:

Orym the Rogue
"I stole a hefty sum of Rupees last night. Here, share in the wealth!" x Y Orym the Rogue hands you Y Rupees. Woah, thanks! What a generous, somewhat murderous fellow! [Continue]

Orym the Rogue
"You know what? I don't like your face." Orym stabs you in the chest with both of his rapiers. You... just wanted to say hello... You fall on the floor and die. [Continue]

• Upon choosing Thazfarn the Paladin:

Thazfarn the Paladin
"I hope this weapon will serve you as well as it did me, my friend." [WeaponItemImage] Thazfarn hands you a [WeaponItem]. Wow, what a noble guy! <3 [Continue]

Thazfarn the Paladin
"A good defense is generally a lot better than a good offense. Please, take this." Thazfarn hands you an Iron Helmet and a Shield. Wow, what a noble guy! <3 [Continue]

• Upon choosing to simply leave the event:

Heroes Of Dys-NOPE-ia
Bloody adventurers! Before you know it, they turn out to be chaotic evil or something. You're not gonna help those nerds with some lousy dungeon quest or something. NOPE! [Continue]

Trivia

• This event was designed by Revanfodne.