Hell's Angel

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Hell's Angel is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Hell's Angel] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events, the talented Trade Routes event, the Going to: Event Neutral Effect from Scout The Area or Spyglass's [The Hell's Angel] option, the Eye Of The Graeae event, the Khufu's Journey event, or from the [A card picturing a a tough biker.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you choose one of the following options:

  • If you select [Hitch a Ride!] and have Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence, the above consequence does not occur; you instead move back 6 spaces.
  • [Leave]: You simply leave the event.

Event Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon encounter:
Hell's Angel

You encounter a Hell's Angel. He looks pretty tough and pretty rapey. He gives you a short nudge and mutters something that would seem to imply that he's offering you a ride. Man, that would probably save you quite a bit of time! I mean, this guy is definitely and unmistakably looking pretty rapey, as in that he's proooooobably gonna rape you a little, but what would life be without interesting choices? Heck yeah! Choice time!

[Hitch a ride!][Leave]
  • Upon selecting the [Hitch a ride!] option normally:
Just A Bit Rapey
You jump on the bike and sit behind the Hell's Angel. He insists you sit in front of him though! You switch seats and it turns out that it's surprisingly comfortable. He's got a sweet ride and it goes pretty damn fast and the landscape just zooms by and he rapes you just a little and before you know it you're at your destination, having moved X spaces forward!

Turns out you got infected with just a bit of Y, but well... that's life for ya!

When you say goodbye to the Hell's Angel, you notice some stuff that you might be able to swipe from him. If you make a quick decision, you may just be able to steal one of these:

[Don't steal.]

  • Upon selecting the [Hitch a ride!] option with Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence:
No Sex, No Ride
You jump on the bike but the Hell's Angel notices you can't have sex! He kicks you off his bike and scares you back 6 spaces.


  • Selecting the [Leave] option:
No Way In Hell!
Ohhhhh, hell no! What does this game think anyway?! That you're gonna hitch a ride with some guy who's literally being described as 'pretty rapey'?

Fuck this shit!

  • Former subevent after selecting [Continue] in the No Way In Hell! subevent:
Swipe That Stuff!
You quickly swipe some Gasoline!

Nice work! Time to get outta here!


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Chatbox Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon encounter:
[PlayerName] encountered a Hell's Angel.
  • Upon selecting the [Hitch a ride!] option:
[PlayerName] hitched a ride with the Hell's Angel, got raped a little bit and got infected with Y.
  • Upon selecting the [Leave] option:
[PlayerName] didn't hitch a ride with the Hell's Angel.
  • Upon selecting an item in the Just A Bit Rapey subevent or [Continue] in the No Way In Hell subevent:
[PlayerName] stole X from the Hell's Angel.
  • X is dependent on the item received. If it is Gasoline, then X is "some Gasoline". If it is Unlabeled Can, then X is "an Unlabeled Can".