Gorgon Ramsay

Gorgon Ramsay is an event that can be reached from the [A card picturing intimidating snakes.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you can either give Ramsay a Food item you have or not give him one.

• If you give him a Food item that is not Delicious: Ramsay gives you 6-8 Rupees.
• If you give him a Food item that is Delicious: Ramsay gives you Snake Stew and Petrifies all other players.
• If you choose not to give him a Food item while alive: Ramsay attempts to Petrify you. He succeeds unless you have Reflective Shades's Passive, in which case he fails and you gain Snake Stew.
• If you choose not to give him a Food item while Dead: The event ends with nothing occurring.

Notes

• Reflective Shades fails to protect against the Petrification from giving Ramsay a Delicious Food item.

Event Text

Upon encounter:

Gorgon Ramsay
You stand in front of Gorgon Ramsay, master chef and proud owner of living snake-hair. "Get a move on, you idiot sandwich! We've got guests waiting and here you are pissing about. Either make me something decent or get the FUCK out of my kitchen!" Yikes, better give him some food! [Don't give him anything.] Select a Food item to give to Gorgon Ramsay: FoodItemImage

• Upon giving him Food with the Delicious category:

Delicious Dish
You give Gorgon Ramsay your Delicious X. FoodItemImage "This is... actually good. Well done! You've fucking earned my respect. Here, have some of my own specialty!" Gorgon Ramsay hands you his famous Snake Stew and Petrifies all other players. Wow, that's some good shit! [Continue]

• Upon giving him Food without the Delicious Enchantment:

Decent Dish
You give Gorgon Ramsay your X. FoodItemImage "This is... actually acceptable. You've earned your paycheck. Next time dazzle me with something delicious." x 8 Gorgon Ramsay hands you 8 Rupees. At least he didn't petrify you! [Continue]

• Upon giving him Snake Stew:

Delicious Dish
You give Gorgon Ramsay your Delicious Snake Stew. "A big fan of my food, I see! God, that's good! Fuck! Here, have another bowl on the house." Gorgon Ramsay hands you his famous Snake Stew and Petrifies all other players. Wow, that's some good shit! [Continue]

• Upon giving him nothing without having Reflective Shades:

Food Fail
You decide to give Gorgon Ramsay... nothing. You've got balls of steel! "You can't even prepare a normal meal, you miserable cunt! Normally I'd tell you to get out my fucking sight, but in your case..." Gorgon Ramsay Petrifies you! Oh shit! [Continue]

• Upon giving him nothing while having Reflective Shades:

Food Fail

You decide to give Gorgon Ramsay... nothing. You've got balls of steel! "You can't even prepare a normal meal, you miserable cunt! Normally I'd tell you to get out my fucking sight, but in your case..." But when Gorgon Ramsay tries to petrify you, your incredibly awesome Reflective Shades reflect his gaze. Gorgon Ramsay is petrified! Then you notice his amazing Snake Stew... You swipe it and run off! Have fun being a statue, you British fuck! [Continue]

• Upon choosing an option while Dead:

Death
You died near Gorgon Ramsay somehow. He collects only your finest meat and then takes off. [Continue]

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