Dungeon Crawl (flavor text)

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Entrance Guards Flavor Texts
Upon fighting the Fat guard with bare hands (Failure):
Ouch!
You lunge yourself at the big, slow lizard guard! Unfortunately he is as big as he is strong and he easily defeats you!


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon fighting Slender guard with bare hands (Failure):

Ouch!
You lunge yourself at the weak, slender lizard guard! Unfortunately you just cannot handle him with your bare hands...


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon fighting the Sleeping guard with bare hands (Failure):

Ouch!
You lunge yourself at the sleeping lizard guard! He screams with fear, the poor guy. Unfortunately you just cannot handle him with your bare hands...


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon fighting the Fat guard with bare hands (Success):

Take That, Big Guy!
You lunge yourself at the big, slow lizard guard! It's a fierce fight, but after an immense struggle you manage to beat him in a fight! You knock him out and casually stroll into the dungeon.


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and 'treasures...'

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Upon fighting Slender guard with bare hands (Success):

Take That!
You lunge yourself at the weak, slender lizard guard! You can quite easily handle him with your bare hands. You knock him out and casually stroll into the dungeon.


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and 'treasures...'

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Upon fighting the Sleeping guard with bare hands (Success):

Take That!
You lunge yourself at the sleeping lizard guard! He screams with fear, the poor guy. You manage to handle him with your bare hands. You knock him out and stroll into the dungeon.


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and 'treasures...'

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Upon sneaking past Fat/Slender Guard (Failure):

Caught!
You try to sneak past the big, slow/weak, slender lizard guard. Unfortunately, his hearing is good and he spots you!


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon sneaking past Fat/Slender Guard (Success):

Sneaky
You quietly sneak past the big, slow/weak, slender lizard guard. A few times it seems like he heard you, but you manage to sneak into the dungeon unnoticed!


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and treasures...

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Upon sneaking past Sleeping Guard:

Sneaky
You quietly sneak past the sleeping lizard guard. Luckily he's in a deep sleep and you can easily get to the entrance.


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and 'treasures...'

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Upon Running past Sleeping Guard (Failure):

Caught!
You try to run past the sleeping lizard guard, but he wakes up and turns out to be rather fast!


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon Running past Slender Guard (Failure):

Caught!
You try to outrun the weak, slender lizard guard, but he's actually quite fast


He knocks you unconscious. Ouch...

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Upon Running past Fat/Slender Guard (Success):

Gotta Go Fast
You take a sprint and manage to outrun the weak, slender lizard guard! You quickly open the dungeon door and run inside!


You wonder what dangers this place is gonna hold... and treasures...

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Upon using Demon Sword on Guards:

Demon Sword
You swing your Demon Sword at the big/sleeping/slender guard and hit him a single time! The guard immediately runs away hissing and screaming.



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Upon using Hypno Glasses on Guards:

Hypno Glasses
You use your powerful Hypno Glasses to make the big/slender guard believe he is a polite doorman. He kindly opens the door and welcomes you to the dungeon.



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Upon using (Holy) Hammer on Sleeping and Slender Guards:

(Holy) Hammer
You smack the sleeping guard in the head with your Hammer! Your Hammer breaks, but it was worth it! You leave the unconscious guard behind and enter the dungeon.



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Upon using (Holy) Hammer on Fat Guard:

Failure Time
You swing your Hammer at the guard, but it's just not enough! The guard beats you unconscious.



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Upon using Sword on Guards:

Sword
You swing your Sword at the sleeping/slender guard and hit him 3 times! It breaks, but it was worth it! The guard flees.



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Big Mouth Monster Flavor Texts
Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Birthday Cake:
Birthday Cake
You throw your Birthday Cake at the hungry monster. It greedily devours your food and you take the narrow window of opportunity to sneak past it! Quickly now!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Black Dragon Egg:

Black Dragon Omelette
You full well realize Dragon Eggs are rare and powerful, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You throw your Black Dragon Egg into the hungry monster's mouth and watch it struggle to bite through the hard shell. That'll keep it busy for a while!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Blue Dragon Egg:

Blue Dragon Omelette
You full well realize Dragon Eggs are rare and powerful, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You throw your Blue Dragon Egg into the hungry monster's mouth and watch it struggle to bite through the hard shell. That'll keep it busy for a while!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Black Dragonling:

Black Dragonling Steak
Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Black Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Blue Dragonling:

Blue Dragonling Steak
Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Blue Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Cow:

Miss Grassy-Ass The 14th
You unleash your Cow, who you've just now dubbed Miss Grassy-Ass The 14th. She moos as if to thank you for her freedom. Little does she know you did not have her best interests in mind when you let her go. You suddenly feel remorseful and want to call her back, but it's too late. The hungry monster devours her whole as she moos in panic. You run past the distracted hungry monster and exhange one last look with Miss Grassy-Ass... her eyes express forgiveness...


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Chicken:

Tastes Like Chicken
You grab your Chicken, who you've just now named Miss Peckington. You gracefully throw her at the hungry monster, who devours her with a gulping sound. You... should remind yourself not to name your animals right before you send them off to face their untimely demise. A tear rolls down your cheek as you run past the distracted hungry monster.


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster an Explosive Sheep:

That's-ah One Spicy Meatball!
You unleash your faithful companion, mister Sheeply. He bleats happily and hops away, not aware of the horrible fate you plotted out for him. The hungry monster strikes with a giant NOM and devours poor mister Sheeply, who got to enjoy his freedom for 4.7 seconds. Needless to say, the hungry monster wasn't expecting such an explosive aftertaste and dies after a nice explosion. That'll do, mister Sheeply... that'll do.


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Festive Chicken:

Festive Bait
You grab your Festive Chicken. My, my! What a fancy looking Chicken you are! You decide she's a worthy sacrifice, though. With a nice arc you throw her into the hungry monster's mouth, who doesn't seem to care whether your Chicken was Festive or not. At any rate, you sneak past the eating hungry monster.


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Green Dragon Egg:

Green Dragon Omelette
You full well realize Dragon Eggs are rare and powerful, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You throw your Green Dragon Egg into the hungry monster's mouth and watch it struggle to bite through the hard shell. That'll keep it busy for a while!


You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Pixie:

Pixie
You grab your Pixie.


'Heyyyyy! If you release me I'll cast a really sweet spell for you! Pretty cool deal, right? :3'

You agree that it's a pretty sweet deal, but you're too lazy to think of witty ways to use magic right now. You throw the Pixie right into the hungry monster's mouth, who gobbles it up quite happily with sparks flying out from between its teeth. Poor Pixie. :)

You carry on!

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Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Red Dragonling:

Red Dragonling Steak
Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Red Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!


You carry on!

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Upon using a Magic Crystal to the Orb in Big Mouth Monster:

Orb Of Magic
You throw a Magic Crystal at the Orb that you cleverly spotted in the room. The Orb immediately becomes charged with unstable magic and unleashes a green flash of pure death! The hungry monster suddenly collapses to the floor... lifeless. Sweet, you're damn well taking this Orb with you!



You carry on!

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Dark Hall Flavor Texts
Upon choosing Seweres:
Sewers Are Generally Not A Good Choice To Enter
You enter a gooey sewerhole. You crawl on and on through the sticky goo and your hands start to hurt. Oh fuck! Your flesh is dissolving! You try to turn back, but the sewer is too narrow to turn.


You die a horrible death.

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Upon choosing Spiked Pit:

Spiked Pit
You quickly jump to safety in the spiked pit. Wait, a spiked pit? That is not a good place to escape death. Quite the opposite.


Since you've just impaled several vital organs, you decide to die.

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Upon hesitating too long:

Creeping Vines
You feel like you've been hesitating too long!


Something... grabs you by the ankles? Oh my Glob, what's happening?! You suddenly get pulled into a slimy tunnel. The last thing you feel before you die, is a set of teeth sinking into your spine...

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Upon exiting from a Green Door:

Narrow Escape
You open a small green door in the wall. Fortunately it appears to lead you to safety. Oof, that was a close! A few seconds more and something would've killed you for sure!



[Continue]

Upon exiting from a Ladder:

Narrow Escape
You climb a ladder at the end of the Hall. Fortunately it appears to lead you to safety. Oof, that was a close! A few seconds more and something would've killed you for sure!



[Continue]

Upon exiting from a Metal Hatch:

Narrow Escape
You open a metal hatch in the floor. Fortunately it appears to lead you to safety. Oof, that was a close! A few seconds more and something would've killed you for sure!



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Dune Beetles Flavor Texts
Upon using an item on the dynamite barrel by Dune Beetles:
Phaser/Torch/Combustible Lemon/Flamethrower/Lightsaber/Volatile Oil
You aim your Phaser at/throw your Torch at/throw your Combustible Lemon at/use your Flamethrower/throw your Lightsaber/throw your Volatile Oil at the nearby barrel of explosives, shoot and run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!


You carry on!

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Upon using Red Dragonling on the dynamite barrel by Dune Beetles:

Red Dragonling
You grab your Red Dragonling and aim its butt at the nearby barrel of explosives! You tickle your Dragonling and a sparking fart escapes from its butt. The spark jumps towards the explosives and you run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!


You carry on!

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Upon using an item on the fire by Dune Beetles:

Coffee/Snowballs/Super Coffee/Free Drink/Bucket Of Water/Potion/Truth Serum/Cholorfoam/Fask Of Mojo/Holy Water
You notice the fire in the room and decide to douse it with your Coffee/Super Coffee/Free Drink/Bucket Of Water/Potion/Truth Serum/Cholorfoam/Fask Of Mojo/Holy Water /Snowballs by throwing your Snowballs in it. The fire quickly dies and the dune beetles can't see you. You quickly slide past them! Nice thinking!


You carry on!

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Upon using a Generic Dragon Egg on the Fire by Dune Beetles:

X Dragon Egg
You notice the fire in the room and decide that this might just be the best time for you to hatch your X Dragon Egg! You throw it into the fire and the X Dragon Egg quickly consumes all the flames! The egg cracks open and a X Dragonling emerges!


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You're using the sudden darkness and the confusion to sneak past the dune beetles. You take your X Dragonling with you!

You carry on!

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Upon using an ACME TNT on Dune Beetles:

TNT
You run towards the dune beetles and drop your TNT! Lucky for you, the dune beetles attack the TNT first! You run to a safe distance and push the trigger! You nearly blow up half the room, but the little buggers are definitely dead! Problem solved.



You carry on!

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Upon using a Combustible Lemon on Dune Beetles:

Combustible Lemon
You throw your Combustible Lemon at the Dune Beetles.


"Do you know who I am? I'm the one who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
You smile as you watch the dune beetles burn. You're pretty sure you just referenced something really funny too!

You carry on!

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Upon using a Cow on Dune Beetles:

Mooooo
You unleash your Cow! Not the most common object to bring along on an adventure, but you're so happy you brought her with you! She moos and runs over the poor dune beetles. They get crushed and you can safely cross the room. Well done, bessy!



You carry on!

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Upon using an Explosive Sheep on Dune Beetles:

Explosive Sheep
You unleash your Explosive Sheep! The poor creature happily hops into the room and quickly gets attacked by the group of dune beetles. You sweep away a single tear as you take a last look at your faithful companion. That'll do, Sheep. That'll do. BOOM!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Glue Mine on Dune Beetles:

Glue Mine
You run towards the dune beetles and drop your Glue Mine! Lucky for you, the dune beetles attack the Glue Mine first! You run to a safe distance and press the button on the remote! The dune beetles are covered in sticky glue and you can safely pass them now. Hah!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Hand Grenade on Dune Beetles:

Grenade
You throw your Grenade at the dune beetles and run for cover! The resulting explosion leaves a small crater. When you return, you find that the dune beetles are gone. Problem solved!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Holy Hand Grenade on Dune Beetles:

Holy Hand Grenade
You throw your Holy Hand Grenade at the dune beetles and run for cover! The resulting explosion is strong enough to almost make the entire room collapse. When you return, you find that the dune beetles are gone. Problem solved!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Sex Bomb on Dune Beetles:

Sexplosion
You throw your Sex Bomb at the dune beetles! A sexual explosion! The dune beetles stare around angrily, then suddenly they start to look less angry and more... sensual. Needless to say, an orgy follows with lots of hot dune beetle love! You'd love to stay and watch, but there's adventuring to be done!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Spider Mine on Dune Beetles:

Spider Mine
You throw your Spider Mine at the dune beetles. They quickly jump this new enemy and attack its solid metal. After 15 seconds, you make the Spider Mine detonate, causing all the dune beetles to be blown to smithereens! Sweet!



You carry on!

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Upon using a Magic Crystal to Orb on Dune Beetles:

Orb Of Magic
You throw a Magic Crystal at the Orb that you cleverly spotted in the room. The Orb immediately becomes charged with unstable magic and unleashes an Arcane Explosion! The dune beetles are blown into every direction by the blast! This is your time to run past them! Sweet, you're damn well taking this Orb with you!




You carry on!

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Dune Guard Flavor Texts
Upon using an ACME Pogo-Stick on the Dune Guard:
Attack!
You hit the strong dune guard on the head with your ACME Pogo-Stick!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using an ACME Pogo-Stick on the Dune Guard (past 10 spaces):

Attack!
You hit the strong dune guard on the head with your ACME Pogo-Stick! It seems to deal amazing extra damage! Sweet!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Banana on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You throw your Banana at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Banana Fish on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You smack the strong dune guard with your Banana Fish?



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Bow on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You fire 5 Arrows at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Broken Glass on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You throw your Broken Glass at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Cupid Bow on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You fire 5 Cupid's Arrows at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Dark Scroll: Death on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You use your Dark Scroll: Death to cast a pure death spell on the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Dark Scroll: Laser on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You use your Dark Scroll: Laser to cast a powerful laser at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Demon Sword on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You slice the strong dune guard with your Demon Sword! Hahaha! Take that, monster!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Diss Card: Death on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You unleash the terrible magic of your Diss Card: Death on the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Diss Card: Steal Monies on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You use your Diss Card: Steal Monies on the strong dune guard. Turns out he had no monies.



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Fish on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You smack the strong dune guard with your... Fish?



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Flaming Bow on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You fire 5 Flaming Arrows at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Flamethrower on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You shoot flames at the strong dune guard with your Flamethrower!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Frosty Bow on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You fire 5 Frosty Arrows at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Gun on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You use your Gun to shoot the strong dune guard in the face!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Hammer on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You whack the strong dune guard in the face with your Hammer! Luckily, your Hammer doesn't break!/Your Hammer breaks on impact. Shit!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Horn on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You honk furiously at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Hookshot on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You shoot your Hookshot at the strong dune guard! You're not pulling yourself towards that guy though!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Lightsaber on the Dune Guard (no battery):

Attack!
You slice the strong dune guard with your Green Lightsaber! ZINNNGGG!!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Mining Pick on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You attack the strong dune guard with your Mining Pick! Take that! Luckily, your Mining Pick doesn't break!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Poison Bow on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You fire 5 Poisoned Arrows at the strong dune guard!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Prism Of Ooo on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You throw your Prism Of Ooo at the strong dune guard. The Prism emits a high-pitched tune as it flies through the air and brutally decapacitates the strong dune guard.


Woah. Did that seriously just happen? That was... wicked!

[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Sword on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You attack the strong dune guard 1/2/3 times with your Sword!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Upon using a Torch on the Dune Guard:

Attack!
You attack the strong dune guard 1/2/3/4/5 times with your Torch!



[I got nothing...]

[Attack him:]

Ghost Flavor Texts
Upon using an EMP Generator on the Ghost:
Spooky Shockwave
You activate your EMP Generator! It's a weird sight, but it seems like the entire shockwave directs itself at the ghost, which explodes violently! Huh... seems like this thing works at more than just electronic devices... Sweet!


You carry on!

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Upon using a Holy Hand Grenade on the Ghost:

Holy Hand Grenade
You throw your Holy Hand Grenade at the ghost and run for cover! The resulting explosion is strong enough to almost make the entire room collapse. When you return, you find that the ghost is gone. Problem solved!


You carry on!

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Upon using a Holy Water on the Ghost:

The Power Of Glob Compels You
You throw your Holy Water at the ghost! It sizzles, screeches and flies away through the wall. Heh, seems like this ghost doesn't like to be cleansed.


You carry on!

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Upon using a Pacman on the Ghost:

Wacka Wacka
Ghost, eh? No match for your awesome Pacman powers, no doubt! You simply eat the ghost! Although... urgh... you don't feel too well afterwards. Your eating powers wear off instantly. Meh, at least the ghost is gone. :)


You carry on!

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Upon using a Soulstone on the Ghost:

Ghost Busters
You throw your Soulstone at the ghost. With a pure white flash it gets sucked in. The magical stone spins around, then flies towards the roof and sticks to it like a magnet. Well, at least the ghost problem has been solved!


You carry on!

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Upon using a Magic Crystal on the Orb in Ghost:

Orb Of Magic
You throw a Magic Crystal at the Orb that you cleverly spotted in the room. The Orb immediately becomes charged with unstable magic and unleashes beams of holy energy around the room! The ghost is ripped apart by the light magic! Sweet, you're damn well taking this Orb with you!



You carry on!

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Upon running away from the Ghost:

Run Awaaay!
You don't feel like fighting monsters today! You run away as fast as you can and jump into what you hope is an escape tunnel. You slide, bump and shoot out of the dungeon. Unfortunately you bump your head so many times that you pass out.



[Oof...]

Incoming Monster Flavor Texts
Upon moving enough spaces:
Safe And Sound
You manage to get X spaces away from your old location and successfully avoid a confrontation with that giant monster. You pat yourself on the back and continue.



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Upon not moving enough spaces:

OM NOM NOM
You try to find a place to hide, but the giant monster emerges from the darkness and devours you whole! It thinks you taste pretty good for an adventurer. Could have used more salt though.


Naturally, you die.

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Party Bear Flavor Texts
Upon using an ACME Rocket on the Party Bear:
Fireworks!
You hand the evil party bear your ACME Rocket.


"Woah, sweet stuff! Fireworks are great for any party! Let's set this big guy off already! Woooooh!"
You smile as you watch the party bear launch himself across the room and into a wall. He is blasted to pieces. This guy sure parties hard!
You carry on!

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Upon using a Crystal Meth on the Party Bear:

Crystal Meth
You hand the evil party bear your Crystal Meth.


"That's one hell of a good party drug! Mind if I... partake?"
The party bear uses all of your Crystal Meth. With his smaller body size, it results in an overdose. He falls to the ground with a smile, his eyes wide open, his mouth dry. You decide to use this opportunity to leg it!
You carry on!

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Upon using a Flask Of Mojo on the Party Bear:

Free Roofie
You hand the evil party bear your Flask Of Mojo.


"Is that Mojo extract? What? Pure Mojo?! Hell yeah I'll have some!"
The evil party bear chugs down your Flask Of Mojo and suddenly becomes incredibly attractive. I mean, god dammit... keep your mind out of the gutter!
"I'm off to score me some lady bears! Stab you later!"
You carry on!

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Upon using a Free Drink on the Party Bear:

Free Roofie
You hand the evil party bear your Free Drink.


"Woooh, a free drink! Never say no to a free drink! Cheers!"
The party bear drinks the Free Drink in one go, smiles, dances, smiles some more, yawns, falls asleep on the ground. If only drugging humans was this easy, right? :3
You carry on!

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Upon using a GHB on the Party Bear:

GHB
You hand the evil party bear your GHB.


"Woooh, pills! Nothing beats some good old party enhancing pills! You're the best for sharing!"
The party bear swallows the GHB pill, smiles, dances, smiles some more, yawns, falls asleep on the ground. If only drugging humans was this easy, right? :3
You carry on!

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Upon using a Lightsaber on the Party Bear:

Lightstick!
You hand the evil party bear your Lightsaber.


"Wow, that's one funky lightstick! Oh, hell yeah! It makes sounds when you wave it around! I've got to show these off to my homies! Stab you later, alright?"
You smile as you watch the party bear run off. You decide not to wait for him to return.
You carry on!

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Upon using Reflective Shades on the Party Bear:

Cool Shades
You hand the evil party bear your Reflective Shades.


"Those shades are so damn sweet! I've got to show these off to my homies! Stab you later, alright?"
You smile as you watch the party bear run off. You decide not to wait for him to return.
You carry on!

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Upon using Sex Bomb on the Party Bear:

Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb, You're A Sex Bomb!
You hand the evil party bear your Sex Bomb.


"A... Sex Bomb? I didn't even know those really existed! Oh man... I've got to use this baby at the Party Bear Sorority. All those rocking young chicks. Fuck yeah!"
The evil party bear runs off! You wish him well on his sexy adventure. You also wish yourself well on your adventure.
You carry on!

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Upon using a Weed on the Party Bear:

Smoke Weed Every Day
You hand the evil party bear your Weed.


"Awwwww, duuuude! I thought you were yet another lame adventurer, but you're alright, man!"
The party bear rolls a huge joint and smokes all your weed. His eyes red, his expression vague and happy, he seems quite alright with you continuing your quest for loot. Yeah dude!
You carry on!

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Upon clicking Disco Ball on the Party Bear:

Disco Bear Boogie
You walk up to the evil party bear. He flicks open one of those really sharp stabby knives. You can't remember the name, but you do know tough guys can really mess you up with those. You choose to ignore his aggressive move however and give the disco ball a spin! The party bear's eyes light up...


"Woooooooooh! Party tiiiiime! Time to shake those limbs, human! Get your groove on and party like it's 1999! Can't stop the rock, baby!"
Sweet! He's completely distracted now! You carry on!

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