Dildo

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Dildo and Infected Dildo are items. They share an item slot.

Usage[edit | edit source]

Dildo[edit | edit source]

Dildo
Dildo.png
In-Game Description
Tooltip Whack a random player on your space 1-3 spaces back. If that player has any STDs, your Dildo becomes infected with them.
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Object
Characteristics
Uses Unlimited
Cooldown 3

Standard Use[edit | edit source]

  • If another player is on your space and you're not on space 0: You perform a melee attack on a random other player on your space in order to knock them 1-3 spaces back. If the attack was successful and the player had any STDs, the Dildo also transforms into an Infected Dildo with those STDs.
  • If no other player is on your space or you're on space 0: Nothing occurs besides this item going on cooldown for 3 turns.

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Infected Dildo[edit | edit source]

Infected Dildo
InfectedDildo.png
In-Game Description
Tooltip Stick your Infected Dildo up a random player's pooper on your space, infecting them with its STDs. If there is no other player on your space, you will stick it up your own ass.
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Object
Characteristics
Uses 1
Cooldown 3

Standard Use[edit | edit source]

  • If another player is on your space: You have sex with a random other player on your space in order to give them the STDs this item has stored. Then, this item then reverts to being a Dildo.
  • If no other player is on your space: You give yourself the STDs this item has stored. Then, this item then reverts to being a Dildo.
Notes[edit | edit source]
  • The duration of STDs gained due to Infected Dildo:
  • Syphilis for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus)
  • Chlamydia for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus)
  • Herpes for 5 turns (non-cubus)/15 turns (-cubus)
  • Gonorrhea for 6 turns (non-cubus)/18 turns (-cubus)
  • Crabs for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus)
  • AIDS for 6 turns (non-cubus)/18 turns (-cubus)
  • A Dead player on your space can be randomly selected. In this case, you still have sex with that player, and the item still reverts to a Dildo. (The target won't gain the STDs.)
  • You aren't treated as having sex if you transfer the STDs to yourself, though Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence still prevents doing so.
  • Unlike Dildo, Infected Dildo is NOT a melee weapon.
  • If you would transfer the STDs to another player while either of you are unable to have sex, you don't do so, though this item will still revert to a Dildo on cooldown.

Related Items[edit | edit source]

How To Obtain[edit | edit source]

Dildo[edit | edit source]

Events[edit | edit source]

Items[edit | edit source]

  • Infected Dildo

Infected Dildo[edit | edit source]

Items[edit | edit source]

  • Dildo

Strategy[edit | edit source]

  • TBD

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • TBD