If you're looking for the flavor text for this event, see Deaf Genie (flavor text).
Deaf Genie is an event that can be reached with with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Deaf Genie] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing an ancient lamp.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.
In the event, you must make a wish from a list of 6 randomly selected options or use an applicable skill to make a wish. Regarding a wish that you make from the 6 random options:
- If there are an odd number of options presented to you which rhyme with your chosen option, a presented option which rhymes with the chosen option will be the wish granted.
- If there are an even number of options (including 0) presented to you which rhyme with your chosen option, any of the presented options which rhyme with the chosen option can be the wish granted, though the option chosen can also be the wish granted.
- To clarify, an option doesn't rhyme with itself by the definition of rhyme used above.
Rhyme Groups with Corresponding Wish Results[edit | edit source]
Group A[edit | edit source]
- Make me insane!- Gain 4 turns of the Crazy Neutral Effect.
- I want my enemies slain!- All enemy players die. (The turn player is treated as the killer.)
- End the leading player's reign!- The player on the highest space is placed 1 space behind the player with the second highest space. (If 2 or more people are tied for first, only 1 player is moved back 1 space.)
- I'd like a Candy Cane!- Gain a Candy Cane.
- Show me real pain!- Gain 5 turns of the Bleeding Debuff.
- Some vision... and make it arcane!- Gain a Ring Of Arcane Vision.
- I want some Cocaine.- Gain Cocaine.
Group B[edit | edit source]
- I would like an STD.- Gain a random STD from the generic STD-givers (1) pool.
- Give me lots of cash for free.- Gain 10-20 Rupees.
- I want you to murder me.- Simply die.
- I want an arrow to the knee!- Become Incapacitated.
- I want to visit the sea!- Go to The Pirate Ship.
Group C[edit | edit source]
- I want you to turn up the heat!- Gain 1 turn of Fire.
- I want something to eat.- Gain a Food item from the following pool: Banana, Lemon, Sauerkraut Mit Bratwurst, Strawberry Cake, Watermelon
- Give me more Speed!- Gain 1 permanent Speed.
- Give me some weed!- Gain Weed.
Skill Options[edit | edit source]
- Gobble Gobble!- Gain 3 random items out of a pool including Doge, First AIDS Kit, Four-Leaf Clover, Hookshot, Lasso, and Torch.
- Ni!- Gain 2 random items out of a pool including ACME Rocket, Explosive Sheep, a random Lightsaber, Gun, Serrated Shiv, Sniper Rifle, Sphere Of Annihilation, Sword and Wooden Stake.
- "No."- Go to The Brothel.
- Roar- Move 20-29(?) spaces forward.
- THIS IS SPARTA!- Move 13-40(?) spaces forward.
- Trick Or Treat- Gain Spirit Slippers.
- Yes! Yes!- Gain Wizard Robes.