Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is a random event.

In the event, you gain the Man Mode skill. (If you have the skill already, nothing happens.)

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Upon encounter without having Man Mode:

Chuck Norris
You suddenly bump into a rock. Damn, that's the hardest rock you've ever bumped into! Or wait, that's not a rock. It's... Chuck Norris!

You appease the mighty Chuck Norris by complimenting him on his awesomeness.

'When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.'/
'Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.'/
'Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.'/
'Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.'/
'Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.'/
'If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win... forever.'/
'Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.'/
'Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.'


Chuck Norris grants you the Man Mode skill. You feel like a demigod!

Upon encounter while already having Man Mode:

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris telepathically speaks to you.

'Remember, young one. You have the power to become an immovable object. Believe in your inner man!'