Box

Box is an item.

Box
In-Game Description
Tooltip	It's a box! If your life has taught you one thing, it's that this is likely to contain something. Let's take it out!
Flavor Text	Designed by GamzeeTheHonkKing, one of our most generous supporters!
Categories
Object
Characteristics
Uses	1

Usage

Standard Use

• Open the box to gain one of the following:

• Nothing
• A random item from the Generic item-givers pool
• A random item from the Generic item-givers pool and 4 Duplicates of the same item.
• A Bag Of Wonders
• A Wand Of Wonder for every player in the game
• 8-18 Rupees
• Build Grist
• 3 units of Build Grist
• Knitted Bunny
• Birthday Cake
• A random Artifact
• 2 random Artifacts for every player in the game (needs verification)
• 5 Duplicate boxes.
• A Duplicate box containing even more boxes inside it before eventually getting a different option.

Notes

• If the Box was obtained via the In A Box To The Left skill, it will have the Duplicate inventory category and will only contain 3 items from the player on your right. If that player did not have 3 items, the Box will also contain [3-X] items from the Generic item-givers pool where X is the number of items the player did have.
• SpEcIaL nOtE: tHiS iTeM hAs ThE PoTeNtIaL tO pUlL fRoM MANY iTeM pOoLs! GoOd LuCk FiGuRiNg OuT jUsT wHiCh OnEs ):0)

How To Obtain

• Generic item-givers
• Generic donator item-givers

Events

• Choose An Item Phase event

Skills

• In A Box To The Left

Strategy

• TBD

Trivia

• The following flavortext is shown when obtaining certain items:

• Bag of Wonders: [PlayerName] retrieved a Bag Of Wonders from his Box. WoNdErS!
• Wand Of Wonder for everyone: [PlayerName] retrieved a Wand Of Wonder from his Box. WoNdErS! In fact, so many WoNdErS that everybody gets one!
• Birthday Cake: [PlayerName] retrieved a Birthday Cake from his Box. STRIFE! You fail to ASCOND and are forced to ACCEDE!
• 1 Build Grist: [PlayerName] retrieved Build Grist from his Box. Turns out it was a small Grist Cache!
• 3 Build Grist:

• *** mIrAcLeS ***
• [PlayerName] retrieved 3 units of Build Grist from his Box. Turns out it was a big Grist Cache!

• 5 Boxes:

• *** mIrAcLeS ***
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box... and another one! And... another one?! Another one?!?! OMG ANOTHER ONE! Is this what Boxing Day is? Wow.

• Generic item and 4 Duplicates:

• *** mIrAcLeS ***
• [PlayerName] retrieved a [RandomItem] from his Box... and another one! And... another one?! Another one?!?! OMG ANOTHER ONE! WHAAAAAAAT???

• 2 Artifacts:

• *** mIrAcLeS ***
• [PlayerName] opened his Box and witnessed an explosion of LeGeNdArY mIrAcLeS!
• [PlayerName] received [RandomArtifact]!
• [PlayerName] received [RandomArtifact]!

• 1 Artifact: [PlayerName] retrieved [RandomArtifact] from his Box. Woah, legendary!
• Box:

• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. Wait. What? Who puts a box in a box?
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. Life is like a box of boxes. You always know what you're gonna get.
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. It's anottah one!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. That's exactly what he wanted!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. Is this just gonna keep going?
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. It's even prettier than the last one!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. The gift that keeps on giving!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. hOnK hOnK hOnK ):0)
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. Now he's a professional unboxer!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. It's a Matryoshka MiRaClE!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. Keep it going!
• [PlayerName] retrieved another Box from his Box. More box, more better!
• [PlayerName] finally retrieved a X from his Box. That was crazy!

• Knitted Bunny: [PlayerName] retrieved a Knitted Bunny from his Box. He executed a CHAOS DUNK and jammed the bunny back into the box. He took it out again. It's silly to put things back into boxes. No need to be weird today.

Your Box contained a special message:

John,

I never got to thank you properly for your gift. Yes, the words were there. Language comprising the familiar veneer of gratitude rubbing off with each tired favor traded for. A God bless to a sneeze or a few pennies cradled in a receipt. Perhaps it's the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree the utterly meaningless.

The proper thanks I thought would be a demonstration that your offering was not in vain. Yes, maybe some would take your suggested alternative to my gloomy preoccupations as a passive-aggressive jab. But I know you didn't mean it that way. In fact, I'm sure reading about it now is the first time the notion has occurred to you. John, please stop rolling your eyes. The letter is down here.

The gift in this box is a resurrection. I used your present to thread life anew into a tattered heirloom. As long as I can remember, its black, greasy appendages have been tethered limply to its ratty, porous carriage. Too delicate to wash, too dear to discard. I used to love this rabbit. Now he's yours.

I trust you'll find this to be adequately sentimental. Happy birthday.

Rose