Blink's Game Store

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Blink's Game Store is an event that can be reached with the Traveling Salesman Neutral Effect. It can also simply be a random event.

Shop Introduction[edit | edit source]

Blink's Game Store
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In the distance you see a traveling salesman! You walk up to a cart full of nerdy assets! You're not sure whether the shop is run by the gamer girl standing there or if she's just a customer. You decide to greet her kindly.


'Boom, headshot! Heh, I pwned that n00b! I've got some sick skills, man!'
'Dude, not now! Take a look around, but plz! I've almost beaten my highscore!'
'Two more kills for my achievement! Don't ruin my concentration now!'
[Take a look around][Leave]

Shop Interface[edit | edit source]

Blink's Game Store
'Just have a look, dude! Got plenty of classics here for you!'
Item Price Description upon purchase
Green Turtle Shell 5 Rupees 'That's a classic Green Super Mario Turtle Shell in perfect condition. I already kicked several away myself. Feels good, dude!'
Red Turtle Shell 6 Rupees 'The Red Turtle Shell is a classic Mario Kart item. Its homing mechanic is just nasty!'
Blue Turtle Shell 9 Rupees 'A real Mario Kart favorite! I used some hax to make these work with BGO. Give her a spin, dude!'
Red Mushroom 6 Rupees 'It's flawless game design, dude! Eat the mushroom, crush the goombas. EZ!'
Lure Module 8 Rupees 'So you're into Pocket Ball GO? Go ahead and set this thing up for you and your friends. Gotta catch 'em all!'
Green Mushroom 9 Rupees 'That's a classic 1UP! It's in mint condition, so it should still give you an extra life.'
Boomerang 10 Rupees 'Whether you need to stop a dinosaur from taking over the world or have a kingdom to save, this weapon is always helpful!'
Wacka Ball 14 Rupees 'A n00b would call this a ball, but an expert can tell it's an original Pacman Wacka Ball! They taste great!'
Roc's Feather 15 Rupees 'A real Roc's Feather, just like the one used by Link in the Zelda series! It's an essential item to solve most puzzles, so it's a good buy.'
Relic 15 Rupees 'I got a shipment of these a while back. Classic relics from Age of Empires 2. I rigged them so you don't have to be a monk to carry them around.'
Magic Star 25 Rupees 'Talk about overpowered items! This baby doesn't just make you invulnerable... it makes you damage enemies as well! You could call it lazy game design, but damn... using this feels good!'
Generic post-purchase quote
Blink makes a quick gesture, telling you to take a X...'Have a look around if you want more stuff!'
Insufficient funds quote
'Stuff costs money, dude! Go slash some grass or break some vases until you've got enough Rupees.'
Death quote
You seem to have died at Blink's Game Store. Blink sighs and apps one of her friends to take care of your body.
Leaving quote
'Thanks for dropping by, dude!'

Notes[edit | edit source]

  • Only one of the Turtle Shells will be available for purchase per visit. The Turtle Shell will always be randomly selected. A Shell which was present and wasn't bought in a previous trip won't be kept.