Archaeology Dig (flavor text)

From Board Game Online Wiki

If you're looking for the main page for this event, see Archaeology Dig.

Event Text[edit | edit source]

  • Upon using a Phaser set to Stun vs. a Lv 4 Small Golem:
Should've Set It To Kill!
You shoot your Phaser at the small golem.


Phaser.png

It is currently set on the Stun setting! Your shot hits the small golem, but he is too strong to be incapacitated! God dammit...

You didn't manage to get rid of the small golem! He smacks you and you die. Turns out the little guy packs quite the punch!

[Continue]

  • Upon using a Dark Scroll: Death vs. a Lv 4 Small Golem:
Avada Kedavra
You unleash your dark magic upon the poor golem.


DarkScroll.png

A green flash fills the room. The next instant, the lifeless body of this golem falls to the ground. While you walk past him, you wonder if this will reduce your chances to get into Gryffindor. Ah well...

[Continue]

  • Upon using Scare vs. a Demon Eye:
Scare Tactics
You unleash your Scare magic on the demon eye!


ChargedDarkWand.png

The poor demon was nervous and twitchy already and is absolutely terrified! It shits a brick and zooms away! That went pretty damn well! You casually stroll into the next room.

[Continue]

Spare Parts
You hand the ancient construct your Egg Launcher.


EggLauncher.png

'...Part identified: Egg Launcher. Installing ornithological trajectory library. ...'

Spare Parts
You hand the ancient construct your Extendo Fist.


ExtendoFist.png

'...Part acquisition successful. Part identified: Extendo Fist. Improving arsenal diversity. ...'

  • Upon using a Pi Pie vs. a Big Golem:
Pi To The Face
You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!


PiPie.png

You throw it right in his face, completely obscuring his vision! Nice one! It's time for you to run away before the golem regains his vision!

[Continue]

Impressive Egging
You smile at the big golem as you grab your Egg Launcher.


EggLauncher.png

You launch a big egg right in his face! The egg eggsplodes and covers his eyes in thick eggy goo! Eggcelent! It's time for you to legg it before the golem regains his vision! You're eggstatic about your success and walk into the next room!

[Continue]

Generic ending message upon feeding the Hungry Monster enough food:

OM NOM NOM
He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!
[Continue]
OM NOM NOM
You take your Pi Pie and feed it to the starving monster.


PiPie.png

He chews and drools a little. You wonder if the monster has any understanding of the significance of the Pi Pie. Alas, he probably doesn't really care about math.

OM NOM NOM
You take your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom and feed it to the starving monster.


ChocolateEasterBunnyOfDoom.png

He chews and drools a little. He doesn't seem to mind the horribly cursed chocolate and gulps it down!

OM NOM NOM
You take your Delicious Tasty Tongue Piercing and feed it to the starving monster.


TastyTonguePiercing.png

He chews and drools a little. The piercing sticks to the monster's tongue. He seems extremely pleased! Yum yum!

OM NOM NOM
You take your Festive Chicken and feed it to the starving monster.


FestiveChicken.png

He chews and drools a little. Poor Miss Clucky...

OM NOM NOM
You take your Specter Downie and feed it to the starving monster.


SpecterDownie.png

He chews and drools a little. Poor Downie the Donator... No amount of generosity could save him now...

OM NOM NOM
You take your Dys Action Figure and feed it to the starving monster.


DysActionFigure.png

He chews and drools a little. Poor Dys the Dev... Devoured by his own creation. Such is the irony of life!

Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Chocolate Surprise Egg that counts as 1 food item:

OM NOM NOM
You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.


ChocolateSurpriseEgg.png

He chews and drools a little. He bites through the chocolate! Inside there appears to be an ACME Magnet/ACME Pogo Stick. The monster doesn't seem to mind and eats it anyway.

Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Chocolate Surprise Egg that counts as 2 food items:

OM NOM NOM
You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.


ChocolateSurpriseEgg.png

He chews and drools a little. He bites through the chocolate! Inside there appears to be an Explosive Sheep. The sheep is crushed between the monster's teeth and explodes! The monster looks extremely queasy and starts to make low growling sounds. You seem to have made him nauseous and less hungry as a result!

OM NOM NOM
You take your Delicious Birthday Cake and feed it to the starving monster.


BirthdayCake.png

He chews and drools a little. He absolutely loves your cake! He looks very, very happy!

OM NOM NOM
You take your Peace Dove and feed it to the starving monster.


PiPie.png

He chews and drools a little. The poor peaceful creature gets crushed between the monster's mighty teeth and is crushed to a pulp.

Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Hidden Chameleon:

OM NOM NOM
You take your Hidden Chameleon and feed it to the starving monster.


HiddenChameleon.png

He chews and drools a little. Mister Hidey tries to change colors, but that won't save him today. The monster devours him whole!

  • Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Magic Cockatiel:
OM NOM NOM
You take your Magic Cockatiel and feed it to the starving monster.


DarkMagicCockatiel.png/LightMagicCockatiel.png

He chews and drools a little. Poor Adrian Beaky... Colorful feathers fly around as the monster bites him to pieces.

[Continue]

  • Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Pixie:
OM NOM NOM
You take your Pixie and feed it to the starving monster.


Pixie.png

He chews and drools a little. Your Pixie panics and accidentally casts Nature's Blessing, conjuring a Banana and a Carrot! The monster eats them both and is incredibly satisfied!

He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!

[Continue]

  • Upon feeding the Starving Monster Holly's Thicc Booty
OM NOM NOM
You take your Holly's Thicc Booty and feed it to the starving monster.

He chews and drools a little. Woah! Look at that monster eating ass! He's eating dat ass like a champ! Yeahhhh boyyyyyyy!!!

  • Upon giving a Thieving Imp to the Greedy Goblin:
Greedy Bastards
You hand the greedy goblin your Thieving Imp.


ThievingImp.png

'Hey, keep your filthy hands off my stuff! I'm warning you! You filthy devilbreed! Get out! No, that's mine! No! Give it back! Raaaahh!'

The goblin seems too concerned about the Thieving Imp trying to steal his possessions to notice you. You use the moment to successfully make your way into the next room! You're a strategic mastermind!

[Continue]