The Engineering Shop
The Engineering Shop is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Shops Neutral Effect from the Wildcard: Shops item's [The Engineering Shop] option, the Shops! event, the Travel event, the [A card picturing a tool shack.] option in Cards Of Fate, or from Crossroads. It can also simply be a random event.
|The Engineering Shop|
You stand in front of the Engineering Shop. Wanna enter?
|The Engineering Shop|
|'Yo! My name's Khurzan and this is my shop right here.
Anything ya fancy, mate?'
|Item||Price||Description upon purchase|
|Hammer||2 Rupees||'This is the engineer's most important tool, mate! It's also great for demolishing stuff!'|
|Lightning Rod||3 Rupees||'I don't like magic, so I always carry one of these around. Zap me now, assholes!'|
|Time Travel Condom||3 Rupees||'My latest invention! Retro-actively prevent STD's!
Get AIDS now. Use a condom later! '
|Night Vision Goggles||5 Rupees||'Never leave home without a pair of these! Handy in so damn many situations! Enjoy!'|
|Signal Jammer||5 Rupees||'Using this device will jam the air with radio signals. All controllers will malfunction for 2 turns!'|
|Glue Mine||6 Rupees||'One of my more brilliant inventions! When someone is near this baby, just press the remote control's big red button to cover your victim in glue! But beware: it has quite an effect radius!'|
|Frost Mine||8 Rupees||'My Glue Mines tend to freeze in the winter, so I sell these nifty Frost Mines instead! Just place the mine, take cover, then use the controller to detonate it! A white winter for all!'|
|Explosive Sheep||12 Rupees||'This mechanical sheep is stuffed with only the finest explosives. Great to assault enemies at long range!'|
|Spider Mine||20 Rupees||'Watch out when you use these, they can turn on their owners if you're too close!'|
|Battery||9 Rupees||'Ahh, Monday's Special! Always handy to keep one of these ready! Recharging items can provide you with great value for just a few Rupees.'|
|Soldering Torch||6 Rupees||'Ahh, Tuesday's Special! If you aspire to become an engineer, this baby is a must! Solder stuff together and you're bound to make wonderful things!'|
|Plunger||5 Rupees||'Ahh, Wednesday's Special! We have some of these lying around. Great for fixing sinks... or making people shut up.'|
|Duct Tape||8 Rupees||'Ahh, Thursday's Special! Nothing beats Duct Tape! Keep your friends close... and your enemies closer!'|
|Screw||3 Rupees||'Ahh, Friday's Special! If you want to screw someone, it won't hurt to get back to basics! Screw it!'|
|Spanner||8 Rupees||'Ahh, Saturday's Special! If there's anything I've learned about item repair, it's that a Spanner fixes everything!'|
|Shovel||9 Rupees||'Ahh, Sunday's Special! Digging for treasure is time well spent. All the time, every time!'|
|Toilet Paper||2 Rupees||"These are trying times, mate. Take this!"|
|Generic post-purchase quote|
|'Ahh, Saturday's Special! If there's anything I've learned about item repair, it's that a Spanner fixes everything!'|
|Insufficient funds quote|
|'Sorry, mate, but this ain't no charity!'|
|You seem to have died at the Engineering Shop... Khurzan dumps your corpse off a bridge later that night.|
|'C ya later, mate!'|
- The following items are part of Today's Special and only sold at this shop on the named day of the week:
- Monday: Battery
- Tuesday: Soldering Torch
- Wednesday: Plunger
- Thursday: Duct Tape
- Friday: Screw
- Saturday: Spanner
- Sunday: Shovel
- Glue Mine isn't sold during Winter.
- Frost Mine is only sold during Winter.
- All Today's Special items for the Engineering Shop can be bought any day of the week at The Hardware Store.
- Toilet Paper is only for sale if Coronavirus Pandemic is active.