The Engineering Shop
The Engineering Shop is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Shops Neutral Effect from the Wildcard: Shops item's [The Engineering Shop] option, the Shops! event, the Travel event, the [A card picturing a tool shack.] option in Cards Of Fate, or from Crossroads. It can also simply be a random event.
Shop IntroductionEdit
| The Engineering Shop |
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 You stand in front of the Engineering Shop. Wanna enter? |
Shop InterfaceEdit
| The Engineering Shop | ||
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| 'Yo! My name's Khurzan and this is my shop right here.
Anything ya fancy, mate?' | ||
| Item | Price | Description upon purchase |
| Hammer | 2 Rupees | 'This is the engineer's most important tool, mate! It's also great for demolishing stuff!' |
| Lightning Rod | 3 Rupees | 'I don't like magic, so I always carry one of these around. Zap me now, assholes!' |
| Time Travel Condom | 3 Rupees | 'My latest invention! Retro-actively prevent STD's!
Get AIDS now. Use a condom later! ' |
| Night Vision Goggles | 5 Rupees | 'Never leave home without a pair of these! Handy in so damn many situations! Enjoy!' |
| Signal Jammer | 5 Rupees | 'Using this device will jam the air with radio signals. All controllers will malfunction for 2 turns!' |
| Glue Mine | 6 Rupees | 'One of my more brilliant inventions! When someone is near this baby, just press the remote control's big red button to cover your victim in glue! But beware: it has quite an effect radius!' |
| Frost Mine | 8 Rupees | 'My Glue Mines tend to freeze in the winter, so I sell these nifty Frost Mines instead! Just place the mine, take cover, then use the controller to detonate it! A white winter for all!' |
| Explosive Sheep | 12 Rupees | 'This mechanical sheep is stuffed with only the finest explosives. Great to assault enemies at long range!' |
| Spider Mine | 20 Rupees | 'Watch out when you use these, they can turn on their owners if you're too close!' |
| Battery | 9 Rupees | 'Ahh, Monday's Special! Always handy to keep one of these ready! Recharging items can provide you with great value for just a few Rupees.' |
| Soldering Torch | 6 Rupees | 'Ahh, Tuesday's Special! If you aspire to become an engineer, this baby is a must! Solder stuff together and you're bound to make wonderful things!' |
| Plunger | 5 Rupees | 'Ahh, Wednesday's Special! We have some of these lying around. Great for fixing sinks... or making people shut up.' |
| Duct Tape | 8 Rupees | 'Ahh, Thursday's Special! Nothing beats Duct Tape! Keep your friends close... and your enemies closer!' |
| Screw | 3 Rupees | 'Ahh, Friday's Special! If you want to screw someone, it won't hurt to get back to basics! Screw it!' |
| Spanner | 8 Rupees | 'Ahh, Saturday's Special! If there's anything I've learned about item repair, it's that a Spanner fixes everything!' |
| Shovel | 9 Rupees | 'Ahh, Sunday's Special! Digging for treasure is time well spent. All the time, every time!' |
| Toilet Paper | 2 Rupees | "These are trying times, mate. Take this!" |
| Generic post-purchase quote | ||
| 'Ahh, Saturday's Special! If there's anything I've learned about item repair, it's that a Spanner fixes everything!' | ||
| Insufficient funds quote | ||
| 'Sorry, mate, but this ain't no charity!' | ||
| Death quote | ||
| You seem to have died at the Engineering Shop... Khurzan dumps your corpse off a bridge later that night. | ||
| Leaving quote | ||
| 'C ya later, mate!' | ||
NotesEdit
- The following items are part of Today's Special and only sold at this shop on the named day of the week:
- Monday: Battery
- Tuesday: Soldering Torch
- Wednesday: Plunger
- Thursday: Duct Tape
- Friday: Screw
- Saturday: Spanner
- Sunday: Shovel
- Glue Mine isn't sold during Winter.
- Frost Mine is only sold during Winter.
- All Today's Special items for the Engineering Shop can be bought any day of the week at The Hardware Store.
- Toilet Paper is only for sale if Coronavirus Pandemic is active.
GalleryEdit
Classic Engineering Shop
