Fixed Chance Phase (flavor text)

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Event Text

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! Death
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/

Someone attacks you with a banana. You should've followed the 'Self-Defence Against Fruit' course./

Someone tells you the world's funniest joke./

An Iraqi journalist throws a shoe at you./

A rogue stunlocks you to death./

You eat a funny looking mushroom./

You get chopped to pieces by Itchy./

Britney Spears gives you the kiss of death./

You combust spontaneously./

You get hit by a train./

You get stung by a Stingray.

/

You get eaten by a ghost!



You die.

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! Pocket Ball GO!
 * The time has come to be the very best!
 * The time has come to be the very best!



Use your awesome Pocket Ball to catch all the creatures in the game!

The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!

[Gotta Catch 'Em All!]
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! SPAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!

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