Events

Events are occurrences that happen at the end of your turn. They occur after your Effects Phase and are selected randomly. Some have higher chances of occurring, and your event can be influenced by using items or having them used on you. Some are Global Events, and they affect everyone. Events listed below are categorized by frequency/rarity. All events can be found at Category:Events.

Common Events (> 1/50)

 * Crossroads
 * Deadly Pyramid
 * Ninja Temple
 * Pirates
 * The Abandoned Mine
 * The Academy of Adventure
 * The ACME Shop
 * The Bank
 * The Brothel
 * The Church
 * The Engineering Workplace
 * The Jungle
 * The Magic Shop
 * The Pawn Shop
 * The Wild West
 * Time Machine

Uncommon Events (< 1/50)

 * Catapult
 * Falling Pig
 * Gandalf The Grey
 * Lever
 * Lolrus!
 * LOL WUT
 * [[Oh Really?]
 * Questions!?
 * Saruman The Grey
 * The United Nations
 * Tubes

Rare Events (< 1/500)

 * Catbus
 * Dog Turd
 * Falling Pig
 * Fart
 * Gandalf The White
 * Gotta Catch 'Em All!
 * I Feel Good!
 * It's A Bomb!
 * Masturbation!
 * Ministry Of Silly Walks
 * Mystic Shop
 * Old Gil
 * Overlord
 * Running Nose
 * Saruman The White
 * Shady Dealer
 * Starbucks
 * The Bear Is Loose!
 * The Haunted Mansion
 * Tubes
 * Wacka Wacka
 * Wizard Shop

Conditional Events

 * Resurrection - Occurs if player is Dead at the beginning of their event phase.
 * FSM Afterlife - Can only occur during the first stage of Resurrection. Is also rare.
 * Animal Reincarnation - Can only occur during the first stage of Resurrection. Is rather common.

Items and Skills
Rare reference Skills
 * Banana Peel
 * Balaclava
 * Glue Mine
 * Gun
 * Hammer
 * Holy Water
 * Honk Honk!
 * Magic Star
 * No
 * Pixie
 * Poison
 * Potion
 * Reflective Shades
 * Relic
 * Rupees!
 * Shield
 * Teleporter
 * War Helmet
 * Chuck Norris
 * King Leonidas
 * Ni!
 * Wacka Wacka

Global Events

 * Click the Chicken
 * Classes
 * Everyone Gets a Second Chance
 * Everyone Has AIDS!
 * Gold Rush!
 * Gotta Catch 'Em All!
 * Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 * Hungry Games
 * Hypno Hacks!
 * Jukebox
 * Reference Time!
 * Pick a House
 * Ooo
 * Doctor Who


 * SPAM!
 * Reinforcements


 * The Bear Is Loose!
 * The Bright Side of Death
 * The Bright Side Of Life
 * There Ain't No Party Like An Alcoholic Party!

Next-Event Changing Items

 * Diss Card: Death - Time To Diss!
 * Diss Card: Ensnare - Time To Diss!
 * Diss Card: Knockback - Time To Diss!
 * Diss Card: Shift - Time To Diss!
 * Diss Card: Speed Exchange - Time To Diss!
 * Gun - Pew Pew!
 * Improbability Device - A random, usually beneficial result.
 * Liquid Luck - Liquid Luck (item)
 * Potion - Potion (Event)
 * Relic - The Church
 * Trade Routes - Choose between six Shops to visit on your next turn.
 * Wildcard: Shops

Rick Rolls

 * Alizée
 * Johnny Depp
 * Lottery!
 * Massive Destruction!
 * Super Models
 * Tank
 * Too Good To Be True
 * Unicorn Power

Seasonal Events

 * Ring Salesman! - Only occurs during Valentine's Week.
 * The Easter Shoppe - Only occurs during Easter.
 * Mirror - Only occurs on Friday the 13th.
 * Ladder - Only occurs on Friday the 13th.
 * Oktoberfest - Only occurs during Oktoberfest.
 * Mistletoe - Only occurs during Christmas.