Archaeology Dig (flavor text)

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Event Text

 * Upon using a Phaser set to Stun vs. a Lv 4 Small Golem:
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! Should've Set It To Kill!
 * You shoot your Phaser at the small golem.
 * You shoot your Phaser at the small golem.



It is currently set on the Stun setting! Your shot hits the small golem, but he is too strong to be incapacitated! God dammit...

You didn't manage to get rid of the small golem! He smacks you and you die. Turns out the little guy packs quite the punch!

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! Spare Parts
 * You hand the ancient construct your Egg Launcher.
 * You hand the ancient construct your Egg Launcher.



'''Bzzt. Part acquisition successful. Part identified: Egg Launcher. Installing ornithological trajectory library. ...'''

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 * Upon using a Pi Pie vs. a Big Golem:
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! Pi To The Face
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!



You throw it right in his face, completely obscuring his vision! Nice one! It's time for you to run away before the golem regains his vision!

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! Impressive Egging
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Egg Launcher.
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Egg Launcher.



You launch a big egg right in his face! The egg eggsplodes and covers his eyes in thick eggy goo! Eggcelent! It's time for you to legg it before the golem regains his vision! You're eggstatic about your success and walk into the next room!

[Continue]
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Generic ending message upon feeding the Hungry Monster enough food:
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! OM NOM NOM [Continue]
 * He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!
 * He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Pi Pie and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Pi Pie and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. You wonder if the monster has any understanding of the significance of the Pi Pie. Alas, he probably doesn't really care about math.
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. He doesn't seem to mind the horribly cursed chocolate and gulps it down!
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Festive Chicken and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Festive Chicken and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. Poor Miss Clucky...
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Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Chocolate Surprise Egg that counts as 1 food item:
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. He bites through the chocolate! Inside there appears to be an ACME Magnet/ACME Pogo Stick. The monster doesn't seem to mind and eats it anyway.
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Upon feeding the Starving Monster a Chocolate Surprise Egg that counts as 2 food items:
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Chocolate Surprise Egg and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. He bites through the chocolate! Inside there appears to be an Explosive Sheep. The sheep is crushed between the monster's teeth and explodes! The monster looks extremely queasy and starts to make low growling sounds. You seem to have made him nauseous and less hungry as a result!
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Delicious Birthday Cake and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Delicious Birthday Cake and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. He absolutely loves your cake! He looks very, very happy!
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