Noodles Of Cleansing

You eat the magical noodles and feel how they cleanse you. Literally all your harmful effects have been removed. Heck, even the ones you thought couldn't be removed! A voice echoes from high above:

"Eat, for this is My body."

After the meal you are offered a piece of peppermint, with a pirate drawn on the candy wrapper. Jesus Christ, being dead is sweet!

Source: FSM Afterlife