The Multiversal Vortex (flavor text)

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Event Text
Upon encounter:

Upon throwing nothing into the vortex:

Upon throwing item X into the vortex:

Upon clicking [Continue] after throwing an item into the Vortex:

Upon clicking [Continue] or picking an item:

Upon throwing an Improbability Device into the vortex: