Deaf Genie

If you're looking for the flavor text for this event, see Deaf Genie (flavor text).

Deaf Genie can be reached from the [A card picturing an ancient lamp.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you must make a wish from a list of 6 options randomly selected from. Beware though:
 * If there are an odd number of options presented to you which rhyme with your chosen option, an option from the presented group which rhymes with the chosen option will be the wish granted.
 * If there are an even number of options (including 0) presented to you which rhyme with your chosen option, any of the presented options which rhyme with the chosen option can be the wish granted, though the option chosen can also be the wish granted.
 * To clarify, an option doesn't rhyme with itself by the definition of rhyme used above.

Rhyme Groups with Corresponding Wish Results

 * Make me insane!- Gain the Crazy neutral effect for ? rounds. (needs verification)
 * I want my enemies slain!- All enemy players die. (unknown if turn player is treated as killing)
 * End the leading player's reign!- The player on the highest space is placed 1 space behind the player with the second highest space. (unknown what happens if there are 2 players tied for highest)
 * I'd like a Candy Cane!- Gain a Candy Cane.
 * Show me real pain!- Gain 5 Rounds of the Bleeding Debuff.
 * Some vision... and make it arcane!- Gain a Ring Of Arcane Vision.
 * I want some Cocaine.- Gain Cocaine.


 * I would like an STD.- Gain a random STD; Chlamydia has 3 stacks if given.
 * Give me lots of cash for free.- Gain 13-18(?) Rupees.
 * I want you to murder me.- Simply die.
 * I want an arrow to the knee!- Become Incapacitated.
 * I want to visit the sea!- Go to The Pirate Ship.


 * I want you to turn up the heat!- Gain 1 stack of Fire.
 * I want something to eat.- Gain a Food item; confirmed possible items include: Banana, Delicious Cake, Sauerkraut Mit Bratwurst, Watermelon
 * Give me more Speed!- Gain 1 permanent Speed.
 * Give me some weed!- Gain Weed.