Catamancer Cat Events (flavor text)

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A Blazing Kitten

 * Upon encounter:
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! A Blazing Kitten Yipe! You seem to have encountered a mischievous Blazing Kitten! It seems intent on setting you on Fire for a turn. That doesn't like something you'd generally enjoy...
 * [[File:ABlazingKitten.jpg]]
 * [[File:ABlazingKitten.jpg]]

Quickly, offer it a fish or something:

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[This is gonna hurt...]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * Upon giving the kitten an item in a non-single player game:
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! Burning Desire
 * You quickly throw your X at the Blazing Kitten.
 * You quickly throw your X at the Blazing Kitten.

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The kitten quickly noms it and starts to purr.

It seems to offer you to set another player on Fire for you now! You're kinda good at reading faces. Cat faces. :3



[Choose]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * Upon giving the kitten an item in a single player game:
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! Burning Desire
 * You quickly throw your X at the Blazing Kitten.
 * You quickly throw your X at the Blazing Kitten.

[ItemImage]

The kitten quickly noms it and starts to purr.

You leave the kitten humming happily.

[Continue]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * If the player does not relinquish an item:
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! Feel The Burn
 * The Blazing kitten runs around you, setting you on Fire with its flaming body! Ouch!
 * The Blazing kitten runs around you, setting you on Fire with its flaming body! Ouch!

Hmm, this is probably why adventurers always keep a fish in their backpack!

[Continue]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * Upon choosing a player to set on Fire:
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! Feel The Burn [Continue]
 * The Blazing Kitten runs around PlayerName, setting him on Fire for 2 turns! Nice work, kitten!
 * The Blazing Kitten runs around PlayerName, setting him on Fire for 2 turns! Nice work, kitten!
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:

Catdalf The Grey

 * Upon encounter:
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! Catdalf The Grey
 * [[File:CatdalfTheGrey.jpg]]
 * [[File:CatdalfTheGrey.jpg]]

Ahhh, if it isn't your good friend Gan... errr... Catdalf?

"How can I help you, my friend? Maybe you would like a free Magic Scroll?"

Maybe we can give him something:

[ItemButtons]

[Sure!]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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 * Upon taking the single Scroll:
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! Catdalf The Grey
 * Catdalf magically conjures a Magic Scroll for you.
 * Catdalf magically conjures a Magic Scroll for you.

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Thank you, Catdalf! [Continue]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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 * Upon giving an item to Catdalf:
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! Catdalf The White
 * [[File:CatdalfTheWhite.jpg]]
 * [[File:CatdalfTheWhite.jpg]]

You offer your X to Catdalf The Grey. The grey wizard noms it and magically transforms into Catdalf The White!

ItemImage

"Ahhhh, this is much better! I can feel the might of the Maiar! Here, have a couple of Magic Scrolls as a reward!"

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[Continue]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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Muricat

 * Upon encounter:
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! Muricat Muricat, FUCK YEAH! He's here to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
 * [[File:Muricat.jpg]]
 * [[File:Muricat.jpg]]

"Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! WOO!"

Maybe we can give him something:

ItemButtons

[Muricaaaaa!!!]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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 * Upon giving the cat an item:
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! Muricat
 * You throw your X to Muricat, who noms it quickly!
 * You throw your X to Muricat, who noms it quickly!

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"Thanks dude! How about I give you some samples of pure American awesomeness? Catch!"



A Gun and a Hamburger! Sweet!

[Continue]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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 * Upon not giving the cat an item:
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! Muricat
 * "Free Hamburgers for everybody! Capitalism rules the world! WOO!"
 * "Free Hamburgers for everybody! Capitalism rules the world! WOO!"



Wow, thanks Muricat!

[Continue]

This event is a reference to Catamancer, the clawsome online card game!
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