What The...

What The...
A herd of buffaloes storms out! They drag you back 12 spaces!



or

Somewhere a nerd just got a spontaneous nosebleed.

or

George Bush's IQ just dropped by another point.

or

Leeroy wiped another group in World of Warcraft.

or

Somewhere a girl just got her first period.

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Somewhere on the Great Ocean an oil tanker sinks.

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Farmer Jimmy watched his crops one last time and let out a sigh of relief. At last he was blessed with enough food to get his wife and 7 children through the winter.

It was that night that lightning struck the field...

Ah well, time to move on.

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Source: Lever