Starbucks

Starbucks is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Starbucks] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing an oasis of caffeine.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event:
 * If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 7 or more Rupees and are alive: You lose 7 Rupees and receive Coffee.
 * If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 6 or less Rupees or the [No] option is chosen or you are Dead: Nothing happens in the event.
 * If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 5 or more Rupees: You gain Fake Fake Turd upon continuing. Then:
 * If you select [Yes], you gain 2 turns of Speed Boost.
 * If you select [No], nothing else occurs. (needs verification)


 * If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 4 or less Rupees: Nothing happens in the event. (needs verification)

Event Text

 * Upon encounter:
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! Starbucks
 * You enter a Starbucks. Hmmm, you could do with some lovely caffeine right now!
 * You enter a Starbucks. Hmmm, you could do with some lovely caffeine right now!



Do you want to buy a cup of Coffee for 7 Rupees?

[Yes][No]

Alternatively, you could go to the toilet. Unfortunately they charge 5 Rupees for the toilet! Bastards...

[Toilet time!]
 * }


 * Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:
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! Coffee
 * You hand over the money and you receive a steaming hot cup of Coffee.
 * You hand over the money and you receive a steaming hot cup of Coffee.



Awww yeah!

[Continue]
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 * Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 6 or less Rupees:
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! No Bucks [Continue]
 * You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
 * You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
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 * Upon selecting [No]:
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! No Coffee
 * You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.
 * You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with 5 or more Rupees:
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! Toilet Time
 * You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.
 * You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.

[Continue]
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 * Upon continuing from Toilet Time:
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! Toilet You walk into a toilet. You look inside and notice something... brown. Brown and smelly...
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]



Why, it's a Fake Fake Turd! How very lucky of you! You happily pick it up and put it in your inventory. The same as any sane person would do.

Do you want to poo-poo, if you know what I'm saying?

[Yes][No]
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 * Upon selecting [Yes] in Toilet:
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! Toilet
 * You sit down on the toilet and let nature run its course. When you stand up and admire your creation, you're filled with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You also feel a few pounds lighter. You gain a +4 Speed Boost for a whopping 2 turns!
 * You sit down on the toilet and let nature run its course. When you stand up and admire your creation, you're filled with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You also feel a few pounds lighter. You gain a +4 Speed Boost for a whopping 2 turns!

[Continue]
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 * Upon selecting an option while Dead:
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! Dead
 * Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.
 * Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.

Ahhh, I like my Coffee the way I like my suspects.

Black.

[Continue]
 * }

Chatbox Text
Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees: