Rick Roll Events

Rick Roll Events are a group of events that offer the same potential outcomes.
 * If an option is chosen which makes use of/accepts/acts on something which is part of a Rick Roll, you move no spaces, have this video pop-up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=player_embedded, and even the BGO lobby is notified that you were Rick Rolled.
 * If an option is chosen which does not make use of/accept/act on something which is part of a Rick Roll, you move 5 spaces forward.

Event Texts

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! 999,999,999th Visitor! ! ! [Yes][No.]
 * This is not a joke. You are the 999,999,999th visitor! Click here to claim your prize money!
 * This is not a joke. You are the 999,999,999th visitor! Click here to claim your prize money!
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! Alizée/Johnny Depp
 * Alizée/Johnny Depp walks up to you...
 * Alizée/Johnny Depp walks up to you...

'''Hey there, sexy. Want to have some sweet sex?'''

[Yes!][Hmm... no.]
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! Diss Card: Destroy   [Choose]
 * You find a Magical Diss Card: Destroy! Muahahaha! Who do you want to destroy?
 * You find a Magical Diss Card: Destroy! Muahahaha! Who do you want to destroy?
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! Lottery!
 * You win the lottery! You win a million Rupees and can buy anything you want now!
 * You win the lottery! You win a million Rupees and can buy anything you want now!

[Claim the monies!][Ignore it.]
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! Massive Destruction!
 * You find a magical button to destroy all your opponents! Wanna press it?
 * You find a magical button to destroy all your opponents! Wanna press it?

[YES!][No...]
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! Mega Speed Potion! [Drink it!][Don't drink it.]
 * You find the Mega Speed Potion! Woohoo!
 * You find the Mega Speed Potion! Woohoo!
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! Super Awesome Gun   [Choose]
 * You find the Super Awesome Gun TM. Who do you want to shoot to pieces?
 * You find the Super Awesome Gun TM. Who do you want to shoot to pieces?
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! Super Models
 * You stand in front of a house that's full of sexy super models! Do you want to go in and have some fun?
 * You stand in front of a house that's full of sexy super models! Do you want to go in and have some fun?

[Yes][No]
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! Tank
 * You find a tank! You enter it and are now an invulnerable, destructive monster!
 * You find a tank! You enter it and are now an invulnerable, destructive monster!

[Cool!][Nah, thanks.]
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! Too Good To Be True
 * Oh my God! This is just too good to be true!
 * Oh my God! This is just too good to be true!

[Yes, please!][No thanks...]
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! Unicorn Power [Fluffiness] [Rainbow Speed] [Cuteness] [Unicorn Tears] [No power for me!]
 * You stand in front of one of the fabled Unicorns! Which awesome power do you want?
 * You stand in front of one of the fabled Unicorns! Which awesome power do you want?
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