Fixed Chance Phase (flavor text)

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Event Text

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! Loot Crates! Time for some free loot!
 * [[File:Reinforcements.png]]
 * [[File:Reinforcements.png]]



All players receive a free Loot Crate! [Awesome!]
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! LOOT CRATE OVERLOAD Oh fucksticks! Our Loot Crate dispensor has gone into critical overload!
 * [[File:Reinforcements.png]]
 * [[File:Reinforcements.png]]



All players receive a free Loot Crate of every type! Holy crap, that's a lotta items! [What the fuuuuuuck?!]
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! The Hungry Games A loud voice suddenly booms from loudspeakers all around you...
 * [[File:HungryGames.png]]
 * [[File:HungryGames.png]]

'Welcome, citizens, to the annual Hungry Games! You have each been selected as a tribute. Compete by eating food and killing your opponents. And as always...'

'MAY THE FOODS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!'

[Let the games begin!]
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! Death
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/

Someone attacks you with a banana. You should've followed the 'Self-Defence Against Fruit' course./

Someone tells you the world's funniest joke./

An Iraqi journalist throws a shoe at you./

A rogue stunlocks you to death./

You eat a funny looking mushroom./

You get chopped to pieces by Itchy./

Britney Spears gives you the kiss of death./

You combust spontaneously./

You get hit by a train./

You make a funny joke about Vladimir Putin./

You post a slightly offensive tweet. You get brutally canceled./

You enter the lion habitat at the zoo because you want to pet the kitties. The lions love you to bits! Literally./

You get wet in the rain and decide to dry your hair by sticking your head into a microwave. Whatever happens, you deserve it for being a dipshit./

You hold your breath and try to break your personal record. Come on! You can do it!/

You try to render yourself immune to the Coronavirus by injecting bleach into your bloodstream. You're an idiot./

You get stung by a Stingray.

/

You get eaten by a ghost!



You die.

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! Pot O' Gold "I've hidden me pot o' gold! First one to find it, gets the whole stash!"
 * [[File:PotOGoldEvent.png]]
 * [[File:PotOGoldEvent.png]]

Ooooo, shiny! Quickly, capture that Pot O' Gold! It's on space X!

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! Catch That Leprechaun! "I tell you what, you silly langer! If you can catch me, I'll let you make a wish! And off I gooooo..."
 * [[File:CatchThatLeprechaun.png]]
 * [[File:CatchThatLeprechaun.png]]

Get that damn Leprechaun to win 20 Rupees and a random Lucky Charm! He's on space X!

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! Pocket Ball, GO!
 * Somehow you came back alive and now you try to catch the Stingray that stung you! Crikey!
 * Somehow you came back alive and now you try to catch the Stingray that stung you! Crikey!

You quickly throw your Pocket Ball to catch the Stingray! The nasty beast gets sucked in, and the Pocket Ball keeps wiggling. After a few seconds it stops moving. Wow, you managed to capture a Stingray! Take that, Steve Irwin!

[Success!]
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! Pocket Ball GO!
 * The time has come to be the very best!
 * The time has come to be the very best!



Use your awesome Pocket Ball to catch all the creatures in the game!

The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!

[Gotta Catch 'Em All!]
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! Seal Of Seals "Behold, mortals! It is I, the Seal Of Seals! Can you break my magical seals to gain access to the treasures within these containers? We shall find out soon enough..."
 * [[File:SealOfSeals.png]]
 * [[File:SealOfSeals.png]]

The Seal Of Seals has granted everyone a Sealed Container! Let's start clubb... errr... breaking some seals!

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! Enchanting Encounter
 * Everyone receives a Bottle Of Antifreeze, a stick of Butter, an Ethereal Gem, a Fire Opal, a Mustache Of Life, some Sparkle Polish, a Spice Weasel and a Tube Of Glue!
 * Everyone receives a Bottle Of Antifreeze, a stick of Butter, an Ethereal Gem, a Fire Opal, a Mustache Of Life, some Sparkle Polish, a Spice Weasel and a Tube Of Glue!



Let's enchant some stuff!

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! Spider-Man Spider-Man has arrived to protect the neighborhood!
 * [[File:Spider-Man.png]]
 * [[File:Spider-Man.png]]

"Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, ready to save you! Just remember though. Everybody gets one."



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! Suddenly Pineapples
 * Suddenly Pineapples fall from the sky and everyone get one!
 * Suddenly Pineapples fall from the sky and everyone get one!



P-p-p-p-p-pineapples!

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! The Bear Is Still Loose! [Continue]
 * Oh, the humanity!
 * Oh, the humanity!
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! The Hall Of Heroes
 * The heroes of BGO shine their light on this game.
 * The heroes of BGO shine their light on this game.

All players are destined to encounter the fabled Hall Of Heroes!

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! Monkey Business
 * Everyone receives a thieving Monkey!
 * Everyone receives a thieving Monkey!



Let's go ape, y'all!

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! ONE IN A MILLION
 * You won the freaking one in a million chance! You get instantly teleported to space 1,000,000!
 * You won the freaking one in a million chance! You get instantly teleported to space 1,000,000!

Seriously man! One in a million... 1:1,000,000... Do you have ANY idea how lucky you are?!

YOU. ARE. LUCKY. Lucker! Oh Em Gee! This NEVER happens.

[Holy fuck! AWESOME!]
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! Dragon Balls
 * You discover the legendary Dragon Balls!
 * You discover the legendary Dragon Balls!



They are scattered across the game and ended up in the inventories of (list of 2-7 players who received a Dragon Balls (item)). If you kill a player with Dragon Balls, you steal one. If you collect all 7 Dragon Balls, you will be able to make a powerful wish!

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! Gotta Go Fast
 * Gotta go fast!
 * Gotta go fast!

All players gain 1 Speed!

[VROOM VROOM!]
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! SPAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!

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! Second Chances
 * Everyone deserves a second chance! Back to start with the lot of ye!
 * Everyone deserves a second chance! Back to start with the lot of ye!

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