Fixed Chance Phase (flavor text)

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Event Text

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! Death
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/
 * Some asshole in dragon themed armor jumps out of the bushes next to you, shouting "DEMACIA!". He smacks you with a big spear thing until you die. Painful!/

Someone attacks you with a banana. You should've followed the 'Self-Defence Against Fruit' course./

Someone tells you the world's funniest joke./

An Iraqi journalist throws a shoe at you./

A rogue stunlocks you to death./

You eat a funny looking mushroom./

You get chopped to pieces by Itchy./

Britney Spears gives you the kiss of death./

You combust spontaneously./

You get hit by a train./

You get stung by a Stingray.

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You get eaten by a ghost!



You die.

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! Pocket Ball, GO!
 * Somehow you came back alive and now you try to catch the Stingray that stung you! Crikey!
 * Somehow you came back alive and now you try to catch the Stingray that stung you! Crikey!

You quickly throw your Pocket Ball to catch the Stingray! The nasty beast gets sucked in, and the Pocket Ball keeps wiggling. After a few seconds it stops moving. Wow, you managed to capture a Stingray! Take that, Steve Irwin!

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! Pocket Ball GO!
 * The time has come to be the very best!
 * The time has come to be the very best!



Use your awesome Pocket Ball to catch all the creatures in the game!

The first player to catch 5 different creatures gains +2 Speed and a crappy Chikapu!

[Gotta Catch 'Em All!]
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! Monkey Business
 * Everyone receives a thieving Monkey!
 * Everyone receives a thieving Monkey!



Let's go ape, y'all!

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! The Hall Of Heroes
 * The heroes of BGO shine their light on this game.
 * The heroes of BGO shine their light on this game.

All players are destined to encounter the fabled Hall Of Heroes!

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! SPAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!
 * SPAM SPAM SPAM! LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM!

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