LOL WUT

LOL WUT


 spits at a soft-skinned barkeep with a beer belly.

This fact is factual beyond anything I've ever seen!

''OR

 touches a black great white shark with contempt.

A good woman is like a concrete bird cage: rough on the outside, but heavy as hell.

''OR

Vladimir Putin eats a mysterious hooker against all odds.

Really... what are the odds?

''OR

Barrack Obama faps at a soft-skinned butler from outer space.

It's true, I tell you!

''OR

Pikachu fantasizes about a mangy nigger with bad breath.

Enlightening, isn't it?

''OR

Aladdin spits at a smelly cow from the future.

What... you calling me a LIAR?!

[lol wut?]



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If already captured,

LOL WUT

You look around, but the Lolwut Creature seems to be gone... What a pity...