Marieke Doll

The basic, Goth, Scouting, and Valentines Marieke Doll are items. They share an item slot.


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! Wrath Of The Admin Tooltip
 * You fool! You've not taken good care of Marieke, who is Admin Dysprosium's girlfriend! He has stopped working on BGO updates just so he can fuck you over for the rest of the game. This is gonna be HORRIBLE!
 * You fool! You've not taken good care of Marieke, who is Admin Dysprosium's girlfriend! He has stopped working on BGO updates just so he can fuck you over for the rest of the game. This is gonna be HORRIBLE!

This effect cannot be removed!

Category: Debuff
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! Marieke's Magic Tooltip
 * Your Marieke Doll grants you +1 Speed, Mojo and a useful item every 6 turns!
 * Your Marieke Doll grants you +1 Speed, Mojo and a useful item every 6 turns!

Category: Buff
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! Gothic Gloom Tooltip
 * Your Goth Marieke Doll gives you -1 Speed and a random Curse every 6 turns!
 * Your Goth Marieke Doll gives you -1 Speed and a random Curse every 6 turns!

Category: Debuff
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! Be Prepared Tooltip
 * Your Scouting Marieke Doll grants you +3 Speed and a great item every 2 turns!
 * Your Scouting Marieke Doll grants you +3 Speed and a great item every 2 turns!

Category: Buff
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Other Tooltips/Flavor Text

 * Generic Marieke Doll tooltip ending: When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game.
 * Generic Marieke Doll flavor text: This item was designed by Revanfodne, one of our most generous supporters!

Any Marieke Doll

 * You can use an Improbability Device to transform the Doll into a Scouting Marieke Doll or give her Cupid's Bow & Arrows to transform her into a Valentines Marieke Doll.
 * If you use an Improbability Device on a Scouting Marieke Doll, its Be Prepared 2 turn count and its 10 turn count to revert to a basic Doll are both reset to 0.
 * If you give Cupid's Bow & Arrows to a Valentines Marieke Doll, its Aegis Of Amore 2 turn count and its 14 turn count to revert to a basic Doll are both reset to 0.

Marieke Doll

 * You can give your Marieke Doll any Food item (including if Soulbound) you have to reset its 10 turn count to transform into a Goth Marieke Doll; this does not reset its Marieke's Magic 6 turn count.

Goth Marieke Doll

 * You can give your Goth Marieke Doll any Jewelry item (including if Soulbound) you have. Upon giving it 2 Jewelry items, it transforms back into a basic Marieke Doll.

Any Marieke Doll

 * If the Doll is removed from the game entirely from your inventory, you gain Wrath Of The Admin.
 * Wrath Of The Admin is unremovable without Noodles Of Cleansing, has no duration limit, and has no activation limit. It can activate on any Effects Phase. It randomly does 1 of the following to/for you:
 * Queue Falling Pig. Oddly, this queue will appear to be delayed a Round if the queue is checked in the Effects Phase, though it won't if you have another event between the Effects Phase and Event Phase.
 * Lose 1 permanent Speed.
 * Gain 1 stack of Inverted Dice.
 * Gain 1 stack of Fire
 * A random item you have becomes Ethereal (With multiple WOTAs, the same item can be targeted for this multiple times in the same Effects Phase.)
 * You die.
 * Gain Common Cold with 4(?) stacks
 * Gain Chlamydia or Syphilis with 4(?) stacks (non-cubus)
 * Gain Gonorrhea with 6(?) stacks (non-cubus)
 * Gain Herpes with ? stacks (non-cubus)
 * Gain AIDS or Crabs with a 6(?) Round duration (non-cubus)
 * Gain Malaria

Marieke Doll

 * Passively grants Marieke's Magic.
 * You gain 1 temporary Speed and Mojo.


 * Every 6 Effects Phases (beginning at the 6th Effects Phase after gaining this item), this item generates a random useful item.
 * The item pool includes Balaclava, Boots, Bucket, Bulletproof Vest, Chocolate Bar, Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Surprise Egg, Dark Wand, Ethereal Gem, Fire Opal, Fishing Pole, Gasoline, Glass Of Milk, Green Turtle Shell, Hammer, Light Wand, Liquid Luck, Lovely Crystal, Mining Pick, Potion, Sex Bomb, Shield, Skinning Knife, Sword, Teleporter, Tin Foil Hat, Trash Can, and Wizard Hat.
 * If inside a Magic Hat on the 6th turn count, the 6 turn counter resets to 0, and the item will not be generated.


 * On the 10th Effects Phase after not giving the Doll a Food item, it transforms into the Goth Marieke Doll.

Goth Marieke Doll

 * Passively grants Gothic Gloom.
 * You gain -1 temporary Speed.


 * Every 6 Effects Phases (beginning at the 6th Effects Phase after gaining this item), this item gives you a random Curse.
 * This item cannot generate Drain Soul or Volatile Zombie, but it can generate every other Curse as of Feb. 21, 2017.
 * If inside a Magic Hat on the 6th turn count, the 6 turn counter resets to 0, and the Curse will not be generated.

Scouting Marieke Doll

 * Passively grants Be Prepared.
 * You gain 3 temporary Speed.


 * Every 2 Effects Phases (beginning at the 2nd Effects Phase after gaining this item), this item generates a random great item.
 * The item pool includes Blue Turtle Shell, Darth Revan's Mask, Green Mushroom, Hookshot, Hypno Glasses, Lasso, a random Lightsaber, Lure Module, Magic Star, Pillow, Relic, Shroom Of Doom, Sniper Rifle, Spellbinder's Charm, Tome Of Magic, Torch, Totem Of The Beast, and Wildcard: Traveling Salesman.
 * If inside a Magic Hat on the 2nd turn count, the 2 turn counter resets to 0, and the item will not be generated.


 * On the 10th Effects Phase after using an Improbability Device on the Doll, it reverts to the basic Marieke Doll.

Valentines Marieke Doll

 * You gain 2 temporary Speed.
 * Every 2 Effects Phases (beginning at the 2nd Effects Phase after gaining this item), this item gives you an Auto-Resurrection Buff if you are alive or revives you instead if you are Dead.
 * If inside a Magic Hat on the 2nd turn count, the 2 turn counter resets to 0, and the Auto-Resurrection will not be generated/revival won't occur.


 * On the 14th Effects Phase after giving the Doll Cupid's Bow & Arrows, it reverts to the basic Marieke Doll.

Event Use

 * None special

Any Marieke Doll

 * Generic Living-related skill use (Sexual Ritual)

Any Marieke Doll

 * Generic Living-related other item use (Lure Whistle, Deadly Virus, Mystery Mixer, Unstable Mutagen, The Pied Piper's Pipe)

Item Combining
None

Strategy
TBD

Marieke Doll

 * Generic random item-givers (Multiversal Flux, D6, Opal Necklace, Auction, Minigames)
 * Generic random Living item-givers (Baetylus, Inflatable Egg, Unstable Mutagen)

Items

 * Give Goth Marieke Doll 2 Jewelry items
 * Scouting/Valentines Marieke Doll reverting after 10/14 turns

Items

 * Don't give a Marieke Doll that you have Food for 10 turns.

Items

 * Use any other Marieke Doll standardly, using an Improbability Device.

Items

 * Use any other Marieke Doll standardly, giving it Cupid's Bow & Arrows.

Trivia

 * Marieke is the admin Dysprosium's girlfriend.