Box Of Chocolates

Box Of Chocolates is an item.

Standard Use

 * Open the Box to reveal 3 random, non-repeating chocolates listed below as options. Then, you can choose 1 of the chocolates to eat it, removing the choice from the Box and implementing its corresponding effect; the other chocolates remain in the Box and can be selected on a later use of the Box. The Box is removed from your inventory once the last chocolate is used.
 * Boomerangy Banana: Move 8 spaces forwards, gain Inverted Dice, and gain a Banana Peel.
 * Boysenberry: Move 10 spaces forwards and gain 2 turns of Slowing Poison.
 * Caramel Chocolate: Gain 1 stack of Empowered Dice and 2 turns of Slow.
 * Dark Coffee: Gain 2 turns of Temporarily Denied and 4 turns of Caffeine Rush.
 * Dark Sensation: Become Incapacitated and gain 4 turns of Soul Speed.
 * Hot Chocolate: Gain 2 turns of Speed Boost and 1 turn of Fire.
 * Minty: Gain Skip-A-Turn and lose a random Disease you have.
 * Salty Chocolate: Gain 8 turns of Temporary Mojo, and gain Dehydration for 6 turns. (If you have Dehydration already, you die and lose Dehydration; you don't gain Temporary Mojo or a new Dehydration.)
 * Sexy Cherry: Move 10 spaces forwards and gain Syphilis for 4 turns (-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus).
 * Sour Lemon: Move 5 spaces backwards and lose a random Disease you have.
 * Truffle: Move 10 spaces forwards and queue the Falling Pig event.
 * Vodka: Move 5 spaces backwards and gain 5 turns of Drunk.

Event Use

 * Feed to the Starving Monster of the Archaeology Dig. Each remaining chocolate counts as 1 food item. (An unopened Box counts as having 3.)
 * Give to Marceline in Ooo; this has special flavor text but is otherwise the same as giving her a generic red item.

How To Obtain

 * Generic Food item-givers

Effects

 * Valentines Week Box Of Chocolates

Events

 * Give an Improbability Device to the Damaged Construct of the Archaeology Dig.
 * Coming Out Day!'s More Love, More Lesbians!

Items

 * Red Envelope

Strategy

 * TBD

Trivia

 * TBD