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''You walk into the temple and trip over a rack of blades.

'''OR

''You walk into the temple and need to poop. You try to go to the toilet, but accidentally end up pooping on a sacred ninja relic. Shit happens.

'''OR

''You walk into the temple and notice a pile of filthy ninja clothes. You're in a good mood and decide to wash them. Unfortunately you used brand X and all the ninja clothes come out of the machine completely grey. Uh oh...

The ninjas grab you, pour some poison into your mouth and throw you out of the temple.

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Source: The Ninja Temple