Marieke Doll

The basic, Darth, Goth, Scouting, and Valentines Marieke Doll are items. They share an item slot.

Standard Use

 * You can use an Improbability Device to transform the Doll into a Scouting Marieke Doll, give her Cupid's Bow & Arrows to transform her into a Valentines Marieke Doll, or give her Darth Revan's Mask to transform her into a Darth Marieke Doll.
 * If you use an Improbability Device on a Scouting Marieke Doll, its Be Prepared 2 turn count and its 10 turn count to revert to a basic Doll are both reset to 0.
 * If you give Cupid's Bow & Arrows to a Valentines Marieke Doll, its Aegis Of Amore 2 turn count and its 14 turn count to revert to a basic Doll are both reset to 0.
 * If you give Darth Revan's Mask to a Darth Marieke Doll, its The Power Of The Dark Side 7 and 4 turn counts and its 16 turn count to revert to a basic Doll are all reset to 0.

Passive Effect

 * If the Doll is removed from the game entirely from your inventory, you gain Wrath Of The Admin.
 * Wrath Of The Admin is unremovable, has no duration limit, and has no activation limit. It can activate at random on any Effects Phase. When activated, it randomly does 1 of the following to/for you:
 * Queue Falling Pig. Oddly, this queue will appear to be delayed a turn if the queue is checked in the Effects Phase, though it won't if you have another event between the Effects Phase and Event Phase.
 * Lose 1 permanent Speed.
 * Gain 1 stack of Inverted Dice.
 * Gain 1 turn of Fire.
 * A random item you have becomes Ethereal. (With multiple WOTAs, the same item can be targeted for this multiple times in the same Effects Phase.)
 * You die. (With multiple WOTAs triggering to kill you in the same Effects Phase, interestingly you only die once regardless of death blockers.)
 * Gain a random Disease out of the generic Disease-givers pool.

Standard Use

 * Choose a Food item you have, giving it to your Marieke Doll to reset its 10 turn count for transforming into a Goth Marieke Doll. (This does not reset its Marieke's Magic turn counter.)

Passive Effect

 * Passively grants Marieke's Magic.
 * Marieke's Magic: Passively grants 1 temporary Speed and Mojo. Also, every 6 Effects Phases (beginning at the 6th Effects Phase after this item's creation), this effect generates a random item from a pool including the following: Balaclava, Boots, Bucket, Bulletproof Vest, Chocolate Bar, Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Surprise Egg, Dark Wand, Ethereal Gem, Fire Opal, Fishing Pole, Gasoline, Glass Of Milk, Green Turtle Shell, Hammer, Light Wand, Liquid Luck, Lovely Crystal, Mining Pick, Potion, Sex Bomb, Shield, Skinning Knife, Sword, Teleporter, Tin Foil Hat, Trash Can, and Wizard Hat.


 * On the 10th Effects Phase after not giving the Doll a Food item, it transforms into a Goth Marieke Doll.

Passive Effect

 * Passively grants The Power Of The Dark Side.
 * The Power Of The Dark Side: Every 7 Effects Phases (beginning at the 7th Effects Phase after this item's creation), this effect gives you a random Lightsaber. Every 4 Effects Phases (beginning at the 4th Effects Phase after this item's creation), this effect attacks a random enemy player.
 * The attack will be a random one from a pool including the following:
 * Incapacitate the player.
 * Move the player 7-10 spaces back.
 * Give the player 2 turns of Slow.


 * When this item enters your inventory, you gain The Force.
 * On the 16th Effects Phase after giving a Darth Revan's Mask to the Doll, it reverts to a basic Marieke Doll.

Standard Use

 * Choose a Jewelry item you have, giving it to your Marieke Doll; upon giving it 2 Jewelry items, it transforms back into a basic Marieke Doll.

Passive Effect

 * Passively grants Gothic Gloom.
 * Gothic Gloom: Passively grants -1 temporary Speed. Also, every 6 Effects Phases (beginning at the 6th Effects Phase after this item's creation), this effect gives you a random Curse from the generic Curse-givers pool.

Passive Effect

 * Passively grants Be Prepared.
 * Be Prepared: Passively grants 3 temporary Speed. Also, every 2 Effects Phases (beginning at the 2nd Effects Phase after this item's creation), this item generates a random item out of a pool including the following: Blue Turtle Shell, Darth Revan's Mask, Green Mushroom, Hookshot, Hypno Glasses, Lasso, a random Lightsaber, Lure Module, Magic Star, Pillow, Relic, Shroom Of Doom, Sniper Rifle, Spellbinder's Charm, Tome Of Magic, Torch, Totem Of The Beast, and Wildcard: Traveling Salesman.


 * On the 10th Effects Phase after using an Improbability Device on the Doll, it reverts to a basic Marieke Doll.

Passive Effect

 * Passively grants Aegis Of Amore.
 * 'Aegis Of Amore: Passively grants 2 temporary Speed. Also, every 2 Effects Phases (beginning at the 2nd Effects Phase after this item's creation), this effect gives you an Auto-Resurrection'' Buff if you are alive or revives you instead if you are Dead.


 * On the 14th Effects Phase after giving the Doll Cupid's Bow & Arrows, it reverts to a basic Marieke Doll.

Marieke Doll

 * Generic item-givers
 * Generic Living item-givers

Items

 * (Legendary) Downie's Gift
 * Give Goth Marieke Doll 2 Jewelry items
 * Scouting/Valentines/Darth Marieke Doll reverting after 10/14/16 turns

Items

 * Use any other Marieke Doll standardly, giving it Darth Revan's Mask.

Items

 * Allow a Marieke Doll to not be fed any Food item for 10 consecutive turns.

Items

 * Use any other Marieke Doll standardly, using an Improbability Device.

Items

 * Use any other Marieke Doll standardly, giving it Cupid's Bow & Arrows.

Other Tooltips/Flavor Text

 * Generic Marieke Doll tooltip ending: When she is destroyed or otherwise removed from the game, you will be affected by Wrath Of The Admin, which does terrible, terrible things to you for the rest of the game.
 * Generic Marieke Doll flavor text: This item was designed by Revanfodne, one of our most generous supporters!

Inherent Effect Tooltips

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! Wrath Of The Admin Tooltip
 * You fool! You've not taken good care of Marieke, who is Admin Dysprosium's girlfriend! He has stopped working on BGO updates just so he can fuck you over for the rest of the game. This is gonna be HORRIBLE!
 * You fool! You've not taken good care of Marieke, who is Admin Dysprosium's girlfriend! He has stopped working on BGO updates just so he can fuck you over for the rest of the game. This is gonna be HORRIBLE!

This effect cannot be removed!

Category: Debuff
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! Marieke's Magic Tooltip
 * Your Marieke Doll grants you +1 Speed, Mojo and a useful item every 6 turns!
 * Your Marieke Doll grants you +1 Speed, Mojo and a useful item every 6 turns!

Category: Buff
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! The Power Of The Dark Side Tooltip
 * Your Darth Marieke Doll grants you a Ligthsaber every 6 turns! Additionally, she'll attack a random enemy player every 4 turns!
 * Your Darth Marieke Doll grants you a Ligthsaber every 6 turns! Additionally, she'll attack a random enemy player every 4 turns!

Category: Buff
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! Gothic Gloom Tooltip
 * Your Goth Marieke Doll gives you -1 Speed and a random Curse every 6 turns!
 * Your Goth Marieke Doll gives you -1 Speed and a random Curse every 6 turns!

Category: Debuff
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! Be Prepared Tooltip
 * Your Scouting Marieke Doll grants you +3 Speed and a great item every 2 turns!
 * Your Scouting Marieke Doll grants you +3 Speed and a great item every 2 turns!

Category: Buff
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! Aegis Of Amore Tooltip
 * Your Valentines Marieke Doll grants you +2 Speed and an Auto-Resurrection every 2 turns! (If you are dead, she'll revive you instead!)
 * Your Valentines Marieke Doll grants you +2 Speed and an Auto-Resurrection every 2 turns! (If you are dead, she'll revive you instead!)

Category: Buff
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Strategy
TBD

Trivia

 * Marieke is the admin Dysprosium's girlfriend.