Mystery Meal

Mystery Meal is an item.

Standard Use

 * Eat it and move 8-12 spaces forwards. Also, there is a chance that you will gain 1 side-effect out of a pool including the following:
 * AIDS for 6 turns (non-cubus)/18 turns (-cubus).
 * Crabs for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus).
 * Syphilis for ? turns (non-cubus)/13 turns (-cubus).
 * Chlamydia for 5 turns (non-cubus)/13 turns (-cubus).
 * Herpes for 6 turns (non-cubus)/19 turns (-cubus).
 * Gonorrhea for ? turns (non-cubus)/19 turns (-cubus).
 * Common Cold for 4 turns.
 * Malaria.
 * Speed Boost for 2 turns.
 * Spell Shield for 10 turns.
 * Temporary Fire Immunity for 10 turns.
 * Temporary Frost Immunity for 10 turns.
 * Man Mode skill.
 * 12 turns of "No."
 * 7 turns of Pacman.
 * 1 stack of Empowered Dice.
 * Caffeine Rush for 6 turns.
 * Star Power for 3 turns.
 * Delicious Aftertaste.
 * Big Goomba Crusher.
 * 1 Permanent Speed.

Related Effects

 * Generic Food-related effects (Hungry Games, Delicious Aftertaste, Fungal Infection, Worms, Stoned, Unable To Eat Or Drink, Life Choices: Diet related effects)

Event Use

 * Generic Food-related event use (Starving Monster of the Archaeology Dig, Big Mouth Monster of the Dungeon Crawl, Mellow Bear subevent of The Bear!, Jake the Dog in Ooo)

Skill Use

 * Generic Food-related skill use (Enchant)

Other Item Use/Passive

 * Generic Food-related other item use/passive (Butter, Tasty Tongue Piercing, Marieke Doll, Creeping Fungus)

Item Combining

 * None

Strategy

 * TBD

How To Obtain

 * Generic random item-givers (Multiversal Flux, D6, Opal Necklace, Auction, Minigames)
 * Generic random Food item-givers (Conjurer's Cookbook, The Cornucopia)

Items

 * Mystery Mixer

Trivia

 * TBD