Event Phase

The Event Phase occurs at the end of a player's turn, being the last thing possible excluding a Forced End. Most Event Phase base events lead to subevents; only events which can appear as base events are included on this wiki page (excluding a select few major subevents). It should be noted that only 1 base event can be gone to per turn per player.

Each player has their own event queue. If the event queue is empty for the turn when it is checked, you go to a random event if you reach the Event Phase. Some random events have higher chances of occurring than others, and these chances can be influenced by certain effects, items, or seasonal promotions. Multiple of the same event can be placed in the queue at once.

The event queue is typically checked on the visible page immediately preceding the Event Phase (but can be the one immediately preceding the Poll Phase), at the earliest the Effects Phase page (though this could potentially be on the 1st Resurrection Phase, after making a choice for either Jukebox Phase, or for the Choose An Item Phase). If the visible page immediately preceding the Event Phase is before the Effects Phase, the event queue is checked on an invisible page immediately before the first visible Event Phase page.

In general, queued events are gone to in the order they are queued (with even delayed queues like the Relic prayer and Loan Shark out-prioritizing subsequent immediate queues (like with a Wildcard) if many turns are gone without an Event Phase and the turn counters for each have reached 0), though certain events can simply out-prioritize other events.

Delayed, queued events (like with the Relic prayer) have their turn counters tick down invisibly during the Effects Phase.

You are actually treated as being inside a queued event the moment it is taken from the queue with respect to an item like Shovel. (This doesn't apply to Naughty queuing a new Santa event.)

If you are Dead when the event queue would be checked, no event is taken from the queue. If you revive immediately after, you will still go to an Event Phase event, but you will go to a random event even if you have events in the queue.

It should be noted that the description presented on this wiki of how broad the "Event Phase" is more narrow than what the admin Dysprosium would call the "Event Phase" (which would include as far back as the 1st Jukebox Phase). This is a nominal difference in turn structure made for precision rather than a substantial difference.

Core Events

 * Church
 * Deadly Pyramid
 * Ninjas
 * Pawn Shop
 * The Abandoned Mine
 * The Academy Of Adventure
 * The ACME Shop
 * The Bank
 * The Brothel
 * The Engineering Shop
 * The Jungle
 * The Magic Shop
 * The Pirate Ship
 * The Time Machine
 * The Wild West

Traveling Salesmen

 * Blink's Game Store
 * Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten
 * Ivan's Weapons Van
 * Jules' Jewels
 * Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon
 * Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
 * Sasha Lore's Mobile Library
 * Tesla Spark's Electronics Outlet
 * Willy Futterwacken's Traveling Diss Card Emporium
 * Ying Zhou's Icy Outlet

Skill Events

 * Chuck Norris
 * King Leonidas
 * M. Bison
 * The Knights Who Say Ni
 * The Truth
 * Wacka Wacka

Item Events

 * A Creeping Fungus
 * A Teleportation Device (cannot be found in Expert games)
 * Chocolate Salty Balls
 * Diss Card: Shift
 * Gun
 * Potion

Rick Roll Events

 * 999,999,999th Visitor!!!
 * Alizée/Johnny Depp
 * Diss Card: Destroy
 * Lottery!
 * Massive Destruction!
 * Mega Speed Potion!
 * Super Awesome Gun
 * Super Models
 * Tank
 * Too Good To Be True
 * Unicorn Power

Fan Art Events

 * A Beautiful Sunset
 * A BUTTERFLY
 * A Friendly Dragon
 * A Gentle Nudge
 * A Sly Raccoon
 * A Tank!
 * A Tiny Whale
 * A Warg
 * A... Spaceship?
 * AH PARIS!
 * Amish
 * An Angel
 * Angry Bird
 * Bianca Buzzle
 * Boink!
 * Carl's Mighty Chops
 * Castle Of Dystopia
 * Chen
 * Cherry Pie
 * Christmas Moose
 * Commander Geng's Jank
 * Crazy Ex
 * Cthulhu Has Awoken!
 * Drifting Expert
 * Duckweed
 * Explosive Flatulence
 * Floating Nicolas Cage Head
 * Friendly Fruitbat-cat
 * Gobba Go Fast
 * GRARRG!
 * Grooving Trio
 * Look, Up In The Sky!
 * Man-Eating Toilet
 * Manhole
 * Mr. Hollywood
 * Noticed By Senpai
 * Party Time
 * Petilil Dance
 * Rahh The Foxgoat
 * Rogue Of Void
 * Safety First, Bitch!
 * Search History
 * Shrank Hill
 * Sinister Monster
 * Skrillex
 * Space Cocktopus
 * Spood Beest
 * Spooky Scary Skeletons
 * Stablemaster
 * Stepping On A Lego
 * Sw&G Tr00pers
 * Talking Russian Dog
 * The Power Of Tumblr
 * Time-Turner
 * Two Girls One Cup
 * Worker Jerker
 * Zoof!

Catamancer Cat Events

 * A Blazing Kitten
 * Catdalf The Grey
 * Muricat

Miscellaneous

 * AIDS
 * Bomb!
 * Cat Bus
 * Catapult
 * Dark Umbreon
 * Deaf Genie
 * Demonic Pentagram
 * Falling Pig
 * Gandalf The Grey
 * Gandalf The White
 * Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant
 * Good Old Gil
 * Gorgon Ramsay
 * Hall Of Heroes
 * Hell's Angel
 * Holey Church
 * I Feel Good!
 * LOL WUT
 * Lolrus!
 * Masturbation!
 * Ministry Of Silly Walks
 * Mount Rushmore
 * Mystic Shop
 * Neckless Cage
 * No AIDS For You!
 * Oh Really?
 * Questions!?
 * Random 6 Back
 * Cannibal
 * Dog Turd
 * Forgot Your Phone
 * Papua!


 * Random Bright Side
 * The Bright Side Of Death
 * The Bright Side Of Life


 * Random Fart
 * Fart
 * Musical Fart


 * Random Undead Encounter
 * A Chill In The Air
 * Don't Starve!
 * Spooky Scary Skeleton Mage
 * Spooky Scary Skeleton Thief
 * Zombiepocalyps! (Perverted Corpse version)
 * Zombiepocalyps! (Burning Abomination version)


 * RNGesus
 * Running Nose
 * Saruman The Grey
 * Saruman The White
 * Shady Dealer
 * Starbucks
 * Steve Purrwin
 * The Glacier
 * The Godfather
 * The Hardware Store
 * The Joke Shop
 * The Lever
 * The Milk Man
 * The Mountain Pass
 * The Multiversal Vortex
 * The Name Wizard
 * The Sci-Fi Shop
 * The Soothsayer's Shack
 * The Tunnel O' Fun
 * The United Nations
 * The Welfare Warehouse
 * The Wheel Of Fuckery
 * The Wizard Shop
 * Toilet
 * Tubes
 * Warm Hat
 * White House Fountain

Negative Priority
This event will be out-prioritized by all other events queued after it.


 * Crossroads (queued for each player after 2-4 of their own Effects Phases after the game begins and also always queued for each player 8-10 Effects Phases after their last Crossroads event was taken from the queue; note that each player's queuing schedule is independent)

Positive Priority
These events will out-prioritize other events queued before them.
 * Karma Events (queued by having the Reincarnated Neutral Effect; can be unqueued by losing the Reincarnated Neutral Effect; these are the only Event Phase events that can be taken from the queue for the turn while Reincarnated.)
 * The Smoking Mirror (queued by the The Smoking Mirror Buff)
 * Three-Eyed Raven (queued by the Three-Eyed Raven Neutral Effect)
 * Classy Combos (queued with the Choose Class Combo Neutral Effect)
 * Hall Of Heroes (queued by the Hall Of Heroes Neutral Effect)
 * Epic Story Time! (1)/Epic Story Time! (2)/Legendary Story Time! (queued by the Deckard Cain Neutral Effect)
 * The (No Longer) Hungry Victor! (queued by winning Hungry Games)
 * Buy Malaria Medicine (queued by the Malaria Debuff when it activates in an Effects Phase that started with it having 6 turns left; this is a 1 Effects Phase delayed queue; can be unqueued by losing the Malaria Debuff)
 * Creature Encounter! (queued randomly by the Lure Module Global Effect at the moment the event queue would be checked)
 * Life Choices: Class Talents (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event or by Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant)
 * Life Choices: Diet (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event)
 * Life Choices: Race (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event)
 * Pick A House (queued for all other players when Game Of Thrones is chosen in the Reference Time! event)
 * Reference Time! (queued for each player at the beginning of the game with an 11-21 Effects Phase delayed queue; it's unqueued for all other players when 1 player has the event taken from the queue)

Queued By Game Settings

 * Artifact Choice (queued when the game begins for a Boss with the option selected in Passives & Effects before the game begins)

Buffs

 * The Smoking Mirror (queued with the The Smoking Mirror Buff)
 * Jumanji (queued upon gaining the Gift Of Jumanji Buff and queued randomly by the Gift Of Jumanji Buff at the moment the event queue would be checked; can be unqueued by losing the Gift Of Jumanji Buff)
 * Cards Of Fate (queued by the Cards Of Fate Buff; can be unqueued by losing the Cards Of Fate Buff)
 * Wishbone Wish (queued by the Wishbone Wish! Buff; can be unqueued by losing the Wishbone Wish! Buff)
 * Following The Ley Lines (queued by the Following The Ley Lines Buff; can be unqueued by losing the Following The Ley Lines Buff)
 * Drink Liquid Luck (queued by the Liquid Luck Buff)

Neutral Effects

 * Karma Events (queued by having the Reincarnated Neutral Effect; can be unqueued by losing the Reincarnated Neutral Effect)
 * Three-Eyed Raven (queued with the Three-Eyed Raven Neutral Effect)
 * Classy Combos (queued with the Choose Class Combo Neutral Effect)
 * The (No Longer) Hungry Victor! (queued by winning Hungry Games)
 * Ooo (queued by the Go To Ooo Neutral Effect)
 * The Doctor In The TARDIS (queued by the Doctor Visit Neutral Effect)
 * Winterfell/Casterly Rock/Storm's End/City Over The Narrow Sea/Castamere (queued by the Iron Coin Neutral Effect; event depends on joined House)
 * Bird World/Butt World/Candy World/Cronenberg World/Doggo World/Fantasy World/Gear World/Sexy World/Shnoopy World/Universe J-19 Zeta/Yello World (queued by the Interdimensional Portal Neutral Effect; 1 is randomly chosen when this effect is gained, with Yello World requiring Emergency Floating/Floating)
 * Prehistory/Middle Ages/The Future (the chosen event is queued by the Gallifreyan Time Travel Neutral Effect)
 * Church/Future Shop/The Market (Medieval)/Pawn Shop/The ACME Shop/The Bank/The Engineering Shop (the chosen event is queued by the Wildcard: Shops Neutral Effect gained from the Wildcard: Shops item's chosen option)
 * Blink's Game Store/Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten/Ivan's Weapons Van/Jules' Jewels/Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon/Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand/Sasha Lore's Mobile Library/Tesla Spark's Electronics Outlet/Willy Futterwacken's Traveling Diss Card Emporium/Ying Zhou's Icy Outlet (queued by the Traveling Salesman Neutral Effect)
 * A Creeping Fungus/Cat Bus/Chocolate Salty Balls/Dark Umbreon/Deaf Genie/Demonic Pentagram/Good Old Gil/Hell's Angel/Holey Church/I Feel Good!/LOL WUT/Masturbation!/Ministry Of Silly Walks/Mount Rushmore/Neckless Cage/Random Fart/Running Nose/Starbucks/The Bright Side Of Life/The Godfather/The Hardware Store/The Joke Shop/The Name Wizard/The Sci-Fi Shop/The Soothsayer's Shack/Tubes/Warm Hat/White House Fountain (the chosen event is queued by the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect gained from the Wildcard: Flavor Events item's chosen option)
 * The... ShopName? (queued by the Wildcard: Shops (Pyramid Trap Card) Neutral Effect gained from the Wildcard: Shops (Pyramid Trap Card) item)
 * Sasha Lore's Mobile Library (queued by the Library Card Neutral Effect)
 * Hall Of Heroes (queued by the Hall Of Heroes Neutral Effect)
 * Epic Story Time! (1)/Epic Story Time! (2)/Legendary Story Time! (queued by the Deckard Cain Neutral Effect)
 * Read A Book (queued by the Reading A Book Neutral Effect gained from the Book with the feat corresponding to the one learned in the event)
 * Academy Course titled as a Learnable Feat (queued by the Academy Course Neutral Effect gained by purchasing the respective course at The Academy Of Adventure)
 * Improbability Device/Wacka Wacka/Sleeping Bear/White Figure/Gotta Catch 'Em All!/-Overlord-/Pixie/Lottery!/Classes! (1 is queued randomly by the Improbability Neutral Effect)
 * Time To Diss! (queued by the Diss Card: X Neutral Effect corresponding to the type of Diss Card used to gain the effect)
 * Pew Pew! (queued by the Gun Neutral Effect)
 * Drink Potion (queued by the Potion Neutral Effect)
 * My Little Shoppy (queued by the Go To My Little Shoppy effect)
 * Shops! (queued by the Trade Routes: Shops Neutral Effect)
 * Travel (queued by the Travel (Boss) Neutral Effect)

Debuffs

 * Buy Malaria Medicine (queued when the Malaria Debuff is gained; this is a 1 Effects Phase delayed queue; can be unqueued by losing the Malaria Debuff)
 * Falling Pig (queued by the Wrath Of The Admin Debuff; this situationally either has no delay or is an apparent 1 Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * The Loan Shark (queued by the Loan Shark Debuff; this is a 10 Effects Phase delayed queue; can be unqueued by losing the Loan Shark Debuff)
 * Let Me Axe You Something! (queued by the Axe Debuff)

Global Effects

 * Creature Encounter! (queued randomly by the Lure Module Global Effect at the moment the event queue would be checked)

Queued By An Item

 * Church (queued with the Relic item; this is a 2 Effects Phase delayed queue; can be unqueued by crushing the same Relic)
 * The Interwebz! (queued for the target with the Filled Pocket Ball with the Lolrus, the Ceiling Cat, or the Lolwut Creature)
 * Oh Really? (queued for the target with the Filled Pocket Ball with the Orly Owl)
 * Falling Pig (queued for the target with the Filled Pocket Ball with a falling pig or for a player who eats a Truffle from a Box Of Chocolates)
 * Predator Kill (queued for the target with the Filled Pocket Ball with Predator)
 * The Bear! (queued for the target with the Filled Pocket Ball item with the Bear; this is a 4-5 Effects Phase delayed queue)

Queued By An Event

 * Life Choices: Class Talents (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event or by Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant)
 * Life Choices: Diet (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event)
 * Life Choices: Race (queued with the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event)
 * Pick A House (queued for all other players when Game Of Thrones is chosen in the Reference Time! event)
 * The Bear! (queued for the target with certain options/results in this same event or in The Addicted Bear! or in The Bear Is Loose! Fixed Chance Phase event; this is a 2-5 Effects Phase delayed queue from The Bear! or a 2-4(?) Effects Phase delayed queue from The Bear Is Loose!; The Addicted Bear! one has a ? Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * Addicted Bear (queued for the target in the The Bear! or The Addicted Bear! event after giving the bear Cocaine; this is a 1-4 Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * The Addicted Bear! (queued by the Addicted Bear event for the player who gave the bear Cocaine; this is a 2-5 Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * Gandalf (queued by successfully capturing Shadowfax in your Pocket Ball after going forward in the Gandalf The Grey or Gandalf The White events; this is a 3-4 Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * A Drive-by Hit (queued for the target in the The Godfather event; this is a 3-6(?) Effects Phase delayed queue)
 * An Offer You Cannot Refuse (queued by the A Drive-by Hit event for the player who actually ordered the hit in the The Godfather event; this is a 6-10(?) Effects Phase delayed queue)

Seasonal Specific Random Events

 * Happy CurrentYear! - Only appears as a random event on New Year's Day.
 * Lovely Crystal - Only appears as a random event during Valentine's Week.
 * Valentine's Cherub! - Only appears as a random event during Valentine's Week.
 * Happy Pi Day - Only appears as a random event on Pi Day.
 * Leprechaun - Only appears as a random event during Saint Patrick's Week.
 * April Fools Day Events - Only appear as random events on April Fools Day.
 * Evil Incantations
 * Immortal
 * Overlord
 * Pirate Treasure


 * Easter Shoppe - Only appears as a random event during Easter.
 * Board Game Birthday - Only appears as a random event on Board Game Online Birthday.
 * Star Wars Day - Only appears as a random event on Star Wars Day.
 * Happy Towel Day! - Only appears as a random event on Towel Day.
 * Happy Peace Day! - Only appears as a random event on Peace Day.
 * Happy Oktoberfest- Only appears as a random event during Oktoberfest.
 * Coming Out Day! - Only appears as a random event on Coming Out Day.
 * Happy Halloween! - Only appears as a random event during Halloween.
 * Thanksgiving Tarzan! - Only appears as a random event during Thanksgiving.
 * Thanksgiving Turkey! - Only appears as a random event during Thanksgiving.
 * Christmas Choir- Only appears as a random event during Christmas.
 * Christmas Dinner- Only appears as a random event during Christmas.
 * Frosty The Snowman - Only appears as a random event during Christmas.
 * Merry Christmas! - Only appears as a random event during Christmas.
 * Mistletoe - Only appears as a random event during Christmas.
 * Almost (CurrentYear+1)! - Only appears as a random event on New Year's Eve.
 * Mirror - Only appears as a random event on Friday the 13th.
 * Ladder - Only appears as a random event on Friday the 13th.
 * Lantern Day - Only appears as a random event during Lunar New Year.
 * Lunar Luck - Only appears as a random event during Lunar New Year.

Seasonal Specific Queued Events

 * Propose Marriage (queued with a Wedding Ring item)
 * Easter Shoppe (queued with the Go To Easter Shoppe Neutral Effect)
 * Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (queued with the Towel item's [Hitch])
 * The Beach (queued with the Going To The Beach Buff)
 * Oktoberfest (queued with the Going To The Oktoberfest Neutral Effect)
 * Santa (queued with the Naughty Debuff (with a 3-7 Effects Phase delay))

Major Subevents

 * Inside The Cave
 * The Dragon
 * Dungeon Crawl
 * Archaeology Dig
 * The Haunted Mansion
 * Random Drink
 * Run, PlayerName! Run!
 * Deckard Cain

Defunct Events

 * Gay Marriage Legalized!
 * Ring Salesman!
 * Glue Mine
 * Cursed Money
 * Holy Water
 * Hookshot
 * Mining Pick
 * Poison
 * Shield
 * Rupees
 * Rupees!
 * Stan Lee
 * Can't Stump The Trump!
 * Hugh Hefner
 * Stephen Hawking

The following events are defunct, though it's not entirely clear if they were base events or even Event Phase events.
 * Hammer Time!
 * Magic Star