Chocolate Salty Balls (event)

You walk into a fat black man wearing a red shirt and a chef's hat.

'Hello there, adventurer! How's it goin'?'

You instinctively want to reply with 'Bad.', but the man continues right away.

'Why bad? Ah, don't you worry! What you need is some of these!'



You accept what seem to be... chocolate balls? Salty ones? Man, why not!

He starts to sing: 'When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man... well, actually, sometimes the man doesn't really LOVE the woman, but he acts like he does because he want to get a little action, heh-heh. The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes...'