The Brothel

If you're looking for the flavor text for this event, see The Brothel (flavor text).

The Brothel is an event that can be reached from the Travel event, from the [A card picturing a red light district.] option in Cards Of Fate, from Crossroads, from Casterly Rock, or from the Yohohoes! subevent after boarding The Pirate Ship. It can also simply be a random event.
 * On the entrance page of The Brothel, you are asked if you want to enter inside. You can choose [Yes] or [No] normally, though if you have Mojo your only option will be [Enter the brothel!].
 * If you have the Mojo Buff, you can't go to the STD subevents (unless you have the -cubus class, in which case you can), the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevents will always result in the 16 spaces forwards possibility, and only "Mucho Macho!/What A Seductress!" subevents can appear when The Light Switches On... in The Dark Room.
 * If you have the -cubus class, the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevents will always result in the 16 spaces forwards possibility.
 * If this event is visited from Crossroads, Casterly Rock, or the Yohohoes! subevent after boarding The Pirate Ship, you start at a [Yes]/[Enter the brothel!] subevent page rather than at the entrance to The Brothel.
 * During Winter, before selecting an option at the entrance you have a chance to use the Pick Snowballs skill to pick up a Snowball(s).

[Yes]/[Enter the brothel!]
You go to one of the following randomly selected subevents in The Brothel:

Subevents

 * A Condom- You receive a Time Travel Condom.
 * A Gigolo!/A Hooker!-You move 16 spaces forward or 11 spaces backwards. If you move 16 spaces forward, you can use a (Holy) Hammer to move 1 extra space forward; this option will NOT appear as an item button in the event and must be done manually in your inventory.
 * A Pillow- You receive a Pillow.
 * Chlamydia- You receive the Chlamydia Debuff. (4 stacks unless -cubus; 12 stacks if -cubus)
 * Cocaine- You receive Cocaine.
 * Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!- You receive a Rooster.
 * Flask Of Mojo- You receive a Flask Of Mojo.
 * Gonorrhea- You receive the Gonorrhea Debuff. (7 stacks unless -cubus; 15 stacks if -cubus)
 * Herpes- You receive the Herpes Debuff. (5 stacks unless -cubus; 15 stacks if -cubus)
 * Pearl Necklace- You receive a Pearl Necklace.
 * Sex!- Move 18 spaces forward.
 * Syphilis- You receive the Syphilis Debuff. (4 stacks unless -cubus; 12 stacks if -cubus)
 * The Dark Room- You can choose to enter The Dark Room or not. If you enter, when The Light Switches On..., you see who you had sex with. Most of the outcomes in this subevent are purely flavor, though a few of them can affect gameplay directly:
 * Caffeinated Courtney (Mucho Macho!/What A Seductress! type): You gain Coffee.
 * Frankenstein's Monster (Sick type): You can capture the monster with your Pocket Ball.
 * The World's Ugliest Dog (Sick type): You can capture the dog with your Pocket Ball.

[No]
You simply leave the event.