It's Good To Be Alive

It's Good To Be Alive
Finally, you see a bright light. In the distance you see all your loved ones and you try your best to move forward.

Suddenly from high above a giant hand moves down. Could it be... Him? The hand then puts a finger and its thumb together and shoots you away.

Seems it's not your time yet, eh?

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Your spirit shoots through space, passing planets and stars. You don't watch where you're going and get sucked into a black hole. You wake up back on earth. Riiiight...

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In a freak accident a policeman shoots a taser up your bumhole. In a crazy coincidence, this manages to revive you.

Yes. You just got revived through anal shocks.

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A witch doctor be resurrectin' ya with powerful voodoo, mon!

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A mad scientist manages to revive you!

Myeah. That was pretty much it.

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Aliens beam your corpse up for research and revive you. Of course you turn out to be a worthless specimen and they drop you out of their ship.

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God kicks you out of heaven for harrassing an angel! Go back to earth you pervert!

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