The Pied Piper's Pipe

The Pied Piper's Pipe is an item. It is part of a group of items collectively referred to as Artifacts.

Standard Use

 * Choose one option:
 * Steal a random non-Frozen Living item from each other player within a 20-space radius of you.
 * All other players that are alive and within a 20-space radius of you move (up to) 10 spaces towards you.
 * All of your Living items currently on cooldown have their cooldowns go down by 4.

How To Obtain

 * Generic Artifact-givers

Strategy

 * Gain many Mustaches Of Life using Pose Master's Mirror and use them to give the Living enchantment to your non-Living items with inherent cooldowns so that you can lower their cooldowns with this item. Premium items to do this with are Pose Master's Mirror itself (esp. for faster Mustaches), other Artifacts, a charged Staff, Jewel Juicer (esp. with Jewelizer), upgraded Boots, Two Halves Of Coconut, The Avaril, Interdimensional Portal Gun, Spanner (alongside ACME Pogo-Stick), Grapes (esp. Delicious and alongside Uni-Corn), Obsidian Drop, Vendroid, and Santa's Sleigh.

Trivia

 * TBD