Fortune Cookie

Fortune Cookie is an item.

Standard Use

 * Eat the Fortune Cookie to move 2-4 spaces forward and receive one of the following fortunes:
 * "Your health fails you." - Gain a random Disease.
 * "You're picking up the pace this year!" - Gain +1 Speed.
 * "When you walk, try to run instead. Feel the wind in your hair!" - Gain a +4 Speed Boost for 2 turns.
 * "You feel like you've been here before." - Move back the same amount of spaces the Cookie moved you forward.
 * "Can you handle the heat?" - Become set on Fire for 1 turn.
 * "Your anxiety will be your strength." - Gain Caffeine Rush for 6 turns.
 * "Sometimes you feel like a curse rests upon you. You may be right." - Gain a random Lesser Curse.
 * "When it's your time to shine, you'll double down!" - Gain an Extra Turn.
 * "You will connect with your inner masculinity." - Gain the Man Mode skill.
 * "You will eat something that tastes like more." - Gain a Delicious Aftertaste.
 * "What seeks to harm you, will be a blessing in disguise." - Gain a Spell Shield for 12 turns.
 * "The strength in your blood feels drained." - Gain Slow Poison for 1 turn with -2 Speed.
 * "The force is strong in you." - Gain the The Force skill.
 * "This year, YOU will be the bully!" - Gain the Big Goomba Crusher effect.
 * "This year, you can handle the heat!" - Gain Temporary Fire Immunity for 10 turns.
 * "The cold has taken hold of your very soul." - Become affected by Permafrost for 3 turns.
 * "An important decision may lead you to strange places." - Gain the Cards Of Fate effect.
 * "You want to do so much, but you can't get yourself to do any of it." - Become Disarmed for 1 turn.
 * "You need to take some rest." - Become incapacitated.
 * "You can see clearly now." - Gain Arcane Vision.
 * "The warmth in your heart will radiate outwards." - Gain Temporary Frost Immunity for 10 turns.
 * "You feel shackled." - Gain Slow, reducing your Speed by 4 for 1 turn.

Event Use

 * Feed to the Starving Monster of the Archaeology Dig. Counts as 1 food item.

How To Obtain

 * Generic item-givers
 * Generic Food item-givers

Items

 * Red Envelope

Strategy

 * TBD

Trivia

 * TBD