Grenadier

Grenadier
You enter the Academy's military grounds, where the Grenadier course is given. You arrive at the designated location and nobody seems to be around. Time to pick your nose...

'' 'TEN-HUT! In position, you slack-jawed pansy!' '' Oh god! The drill sergeant has arrived and he looks damn tough. You try to stand up straight and look forward.

 'PRESENT, ARMS!'  You quickly grab a grenade.  'Pull the pin aaaand... THROW!'  You throw the grande a good 20 spaces and look rather proud.

'' 'What IS your major malfunction, numbnuts! You're proud of that throw? My grandmother could throw grenades further than you!' '' The drill sergeant takes a grenade and throws it all across the campus, through the window of the Academy Chess Club.  'Now THAT is a throw!' 

After hours of painful and humiliating training you seem to have mastered the Grenadier course and the sergeant gives you a little nod.  'At ease, soldier!' 

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Source: Academy Course