Starbucks

Starbucks is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Starbucks] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing an oasis of caffeine.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event:
 * If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 7 or more Rupees and are alive: You lose 7 Rupees and receive Coffee.
 * If the [Yes] option is chosen while you have 6 or less Rupees or the [No] option is chosen or you are Dead: Nothing happens in the event.
 * If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 5 or more Rupees: You go to the Toilet event upon continuing.
 * If the [Toilet time!] option is chosen while you have 4 or less Rupees: Nothing happens in the event.

Event Text

 * Upon encounter:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! Starbucks
 * You enter a Starbucks. Hmmm, you could do with some lovely caffeine right now!
 * You enter a Starbucks. Hmmm, you could do with some lovely caffeine right now!



Do you want to buy a cup of Coffee for 7 Rupees?

[Yes][No]

Alternatively, you could go to the toilet. Unfortunately they charge 5 Rupees for the toilet! Bastards...

[Toilet time!]
 * }


 * Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! Coffee
 * You hand over the money and you receive a steaming hot cup of Coffee.
 * You hand over the money and you receive a steaming hot cup of Coffee.



Awww yeah!

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 6 or less Rupees:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! No Bucks [Continue]
 * You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
 * You're poor. Too poor for a cup of coffee. This is sad. :(
 * }


 * Upon selecting [No]:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! No Coffee
 * You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.
 * You walk out of the Starbucks without any coffee. Some people with notebooks on their table (probably trying to look like professional writers) look at you mockingly.

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with 5 or more Rupees:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! Toilet Time
 * You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.
 * You hand over the money and enter the public restroom.

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting [Toilet time!] with less than 5 Rupees:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! Poor Bum
 * You're poor. You're a bum. And your bum is poor too, because you won't be pooping on this glorious toilet... :(
 * You're poor. You're a bum. And your bum is poor too, because you won't be pooping on this glorious toilet... :(

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting an option while Dead:
 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center;

! Dead
 * Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.
 * Your body is removed from the Starbucks by the police. Sergeant Harrison Yates sips his hot Coffee as you're dragged off.

Ahhh, I like my Coffee the way I like my suspects.

Black.

[Continue]
 * }

Chatbox Text
Upon selecting the [Yes] option with 7 or more Rupees: