Toilet

Toilet is an event that can be reached from Starbucks. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you have a chance to gain Fake Fake Turd or Potato. You can also turn a Plunger in your inventory into a Used Plunger. Then, whether you did or not:
 * If you select [Yes], you gain 2 turns of Speed Boost.
 * If you select [No], nothing else occurs.

Event Text

 * Upon encounter while gaining Fake Fake Turd:
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! Toilet You walk into a toilet. You look inside and notice something... brown. Brown and smelly...
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]



Why, it's a Fake Fake Turd! How very lucky of you! You happily pick it up and put it in your inventory. The same as any sane person would do.

Do you want to poo-poo/make a poopie/play in the Pooper Bowl/drop a log/make a donation to mother earth, if you know what I'm saying?

[Yes][No]

Use your Plunger on the Toilet


 * }


 * Upon encounter while gaining Potato:
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! Toilet You walk into a toilet. You look inside and notice something... brown. Potato-shaped, you'd say...
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]



Why, it's a Potato! Yum yum yum!

Do you want to poo-poo/make a poopie/play in the Pooper Bowl/drop a log/make a donation to mother earth, if you know what I'm saying?

[Yes][No]

Use your Plunger on the Toilet


 * }


 * Upon encounter while gaining Toilet Paper:
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! Toilet You walk into a toilet. You notice a few rolls of toilet paper.
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]



Holy shit! Toilet Paper is like, the most important thing during a pandemic! These babies are yours!

Do you want to poo-poo/make a poopie/play in the Pooper Bowl/drop a log/make a donation to mother earth, if you know what I'm saying?

[Yes][No]

Use your Plunger on the Toilet


 * }


 * Upon encounter without gaining Fake Fake Turd or Potato:
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! Toilet You walk into a toilet.
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]
 * [[File:Toilet.png]]

Do you want to poo-poo/make a poopie/play in the Pooper Bowl/drop a log/make a donation to mother earth, if you know what I'm saying?

[Yes][No]

Use your Plunger on the Toilet


 * }


 * Upon selecting [Yes]:
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! Toilet
 * You sit down on the toilet and let nature run its course. When you stand up and admire your creation, you're filled with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You also feel a few pounds lighter. You gain a +4 Speed Boost for a whopping 2 turns!
 * You sit down on the toilet and let nature run its course. When you stand up and admire your creation, you're filled with pride and a sense of accomplishment. You also feel a few pounds lighter. You gain a +4 Speed Boost for a whopping 2 turns!

[Continue]
 * }


 * Upon selecting [No]:
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! Toilet
 * Frankly, you don't like public toilets much. You decide to poop when you get home. Wherever it is that you live.
 * Frankly, you don't like public toilets much. You decide to poop when you get home. Wherever it is that you live.

[Continue]
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