The Pied Piper's Pipe

The Pied Piper's Pipe is an item. It is part of a group of items collectively referred to as Artifacts.

Standard Use

 * Choose one option:
 * Steal a random non-Frozen Living item from each other player within a 20-space radius of you.
 * All other players that are alive and within a 20-space radius of you move (up to) 10 spaces towards you.
 * All of your Living items currently on cooldown have their cooldowns go down by 4.

How To Obtain

 * Generic Artifact-givers

Strategy

 * Gain many Mustaches Of Life using Pose Master's Mirror and use them to give the Living enchantment to your non-Living items with inherent cooldowns so that you can lower their cooldowns with this item. Premium items to do this with are Pose Master's Mirror itself (esp. for faster Mustaches), other Artifacts, a charged Staff, Jewel Juicer (esp. with Jewelizer), upgraded Boots (esp. with Temporal Pair-o-Sox), Two Halves Of Coconut, The Avaril, Interdimensional Portal Gun, Sonic Screwdriver (esp. with Quantum Crystallizer), Spanner (alongside ACME Pogo-Stick), Grapes (esp. Delicious and alongside Uni-Corn), Obsidian Drop, Vendroid, and Santa's Sleigh.
 * If you do this, beware items like Sphere Of Annihilation, Deadly Virus, enemy Piper's Pipe, Lure Whistle, ICE-Bot, and Glitch Glock.


 * If made Living, the Pipe has an infinite loop with Black Dragonling's Crystalize, Conjurer's Cookbook, and Gnome.
 * If they are all made Living, The Pied Piper's Pipe, The Sands Of Time, and Kronos' Sickle have an infinite loop. (Living Interdimensional Portal Gun, etc. + Keep Up The Pace w/Talent can replace Sickle.)
 * With Black Lotus active, The Pied Piper's Pipe has an infinite loop with Ring Of Fire w/Talent (or Holy Hammer), Living Jewel Juicer, and Living Energize Staff. (Jewelizer can be used in place of Ring Of Fire w/Talent and Energize Staff but has a cost.)
 * With Black Lotus active, if both Artifacts are made Living, The Pied Piper's Pipe has an infinite loop with The Sands Of Time.
 * Premium inherently Living items to use with above infinite loops are Seal, One-Trick Pony with Jump, Kangaroo, Holly's Thicc Booty, Doge, Black Dragonling, Green Dragonling, Freakachu, potentially Butterflies, and Fridge Fairy.

Trivia

 * TBD