The Pirate Ship (flavor text)

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Event Details
Upon encounter:

Upon selecting [Yes] and getting the A Note subevent:

Upon selecting [Yes] and getting the The Captain's Cockatiel subevent:

Upon selecting [Yes] in the Sail Along? subevent with a Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence:

Upon using your Towel:

Upon continuing from Blub, Blub... and not sinking the Ship: