Dungeon Crawl (flavor text)

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Birthday Cake:
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! Birthday Cake
 * You throw your Birthday Cake at the hungry monster. It greedily devours your food and you take the narrow window of opportunity to sneak past it! Quickly now!
 * You throw your Birthday Cake at the hungry monster. It greedily devours your food and you take the narrow window of opportunity to sneak past it! Quickly now!

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Black Dragonling:
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! Black Dragonling Steak
 * Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Black Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!
 * Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Black Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Pixie:
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! Pixie
 * You grab your Pixie.
 * You grab your Pixie.

'''Heyyyyy! If you release me I'll cast a really sweet spell for you! Pretty cool deal, right? :3'''

You agree that it's a pretty sweet deal, but you're too lazy to think of witty ways to use magic right now. You throw the Pixie right into the hungry monster's mouth, who gobbles it up quite happily with sparks flying out from between its teeth. Poor Pixie. :)

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Chicken:
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! Tastes Like Chicken
 * You grab your Chicken, who you've just now named Miss Peckington. You gracefully throw her at the hungry monster, who devours her with a gulping sound. You... should remind yourself not to name your animals right before you send them off to face their untimely demise. A tear rolls down your cheek as you run past the distracted hungry monster.
 * You grab your Chicken, who you've just now named Miss Peckington. You gracefully throw her at the hungry monster, who devours her with a gulping sound. You... should remind yourself not to name your animals right before you send them off to face their untimely demise. A tear rolls down your cheek as you run past the distracted hungry monster.

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Festive Chicken:
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! Festive Bait
 * You grab your Festive Chicken. My, my! What a fancy looking Chicken you are! You decide she's a worthy sacrifice, though. With a nice arc you throw her into the hungry monster's mouth, who doesn't seem to care whether your Chicken was Festive or not. At any rate, you sneak past the eating hungry monster.
 * You grab your Festive Chicken. My, my! What a fancy looking Chicken you are! You decide she's a worthy sacrifice, though. With a nice arc you throw her into the hungry monster's mouth, who doesn't seem to care whether your Chicken was Festive or not. At any rate, you sneak past the eating hungry monster.

You carry on!

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 * Upon using an item on the dynamite barrel by Dune Beetles:
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! Phaser/Torch/Combustible Lemon/Flamethrower
 * You aim your Phaser at/throw your Torch at/throw your Combustible Lemon at/use your Flamethrower on the nearby barrel of explosives, shoot and run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!
 * You aim your Phaser at/throw your Torch at/throw your Combustible Lemon at/use your Flamethrower on the nearby barrel of explosives, shoot and run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!

You carry on!

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 * Upon using most items on the fire by Dune Beetles:
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! Coffee/Snowballs
 * You notice the fire in the room and decide to douse it with your Coffee/by throwing your Snowballs in it. The fire quickly dies and the dune beetles can't see you. You quickly slide past them! Nice thinking!
 * You notice the fire in the room and decide to douse it with your Coffee/by throwing your Snowballs in it. The fire quickly dies and the dune beetles can't see you. You quickly slide past them! Nice thinking!

You carry on!

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 * Upon using a Black Dragon Egg on the fire by Dune Beetles:
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! Black Dragon Egg
 * You notice the fire in the room and decide that this might just be the best time for you to hatch your Black Dragon Egg! You throw it into the fire and the Black Dragon Egg quickly consumes all the flames! The egg cracks open and a Black Dragonling emerges!
 * You notice the fire in the room and decide that this might just be the best time for you to hatch your Black Dragon Egg! You throw it into the fire and the Black Dragon Egg quickly consumes all the flames! The egg cracks open and a Black Dragonling emerges!



You're using the sudden darkness and the confusion to sneak past the dune beetles. You take your Black Dragonling with you!

You carry on!

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 * Upon using a Soulstone on the Ghost:
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! Ghost Busters
 * You throw your Soulstone at the ghost. With a pure white flash it gets sucked in. The magical stone spins around, then flies towards the roof and sticks to it like a magnet. Well, at least the ghost problem has been solved!
 * You throw your Soulstone at the ghost. With a pure white flash it gets sucked in. The magical stone spins around, then flies towards the roof and sticks to it like a magnet. Well, at least the ghost problem has been solved!

You carry on!

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 * Upon using an EMP Generator on the Ghost:
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! Spooky Shockwave
 * You activate your EMP Generator! It's a weird sight, but it seems like the entire shockwave directs itself at the ghost, which explodes violently! Huh... seems like this thing works at more than just electronic devices... Sweet!
 * You activate your EMP Generator! It's a weird sight, but it seems like the entire shockwave directs itself at the ghost, which explodes violently! Huh... seems like this thing works at more than just electronic devices... Sweet!

You carry on!

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