Death Sucks

Death Sucks
Lightning strikes your corpse and it smolders for a bit. Good thing you were dead already!

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you.dead = true;

you.rot;

for(int i=0; i < allYourFriends.length; i++){

allYourFriends[i].danceOnYourGrave;

}

This is not a bug. It's a programming joke. It's amusing to us nerds.

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You know the rumor that dead people empty their bowels? Well, you're the livi... erm... dead example of that now. Ewww!

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A cannibal eats part of your buttocks. OM NOM NOM!

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Two smurfs walk up to your corpse.

'' 'Seems like this one smurfed the smurf.', says the one.

'' 'Serves the little smurfer right!', says the other.

What the hell?

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YOU REINCARNATED!!!

But... uh oh... you reincarnated as a mayfly, and those only live a few hours so you're already dead again... Sorry!

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A stinking hobo uses your corpse as shelter for the night.

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A pyromaniac with necrophilia puts your corpse on fire!

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All your friends have gathered to pay their last respects to you.

That's right. Nobody.

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A rat creeps up your ass.

That's all. Time to move on, people.

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A dyslexic farmer tries to harvest your corpse instead of his crops.

That didn't make any sense...

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You won the lottery! Because you're dead the money has been donated to charity.

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The next day your tragic death is on the front page of every newspaper.

 'Finally!'  - The New York Times

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You are dead. Very much so. Or wait... maybe... :o

Nope. Dead for reals, yo!

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A hyena gnaws on your bones. At least someone seems to appreciate you now that you're dead.

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Dick Cheney dances on your grave.

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intr.v. died, dy-ing, dies To cease living; become dead; expire.

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Your corpse got moved to a new graveyard, because the old one got demolished to build a new themepark!

So uhm... yeah you're still dead...

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Scientists discover a whole new kind of fungus on your corpse. Huzzah! At least you've accomplished something in death!

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A group of thugs use your corpse for stabbing practise.

Stab, one, two, three, stab!

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Oh my, the cadaver worms seem to have reached your special area. Even though you're dead, that just cannot be pleasant!

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Gandalf walks past your corpse.

'' 'You should have taken the auto-resurrection, my friend.'

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Death is the permanent termination of the biological functions that define a living organism. It refers both to a particular event and to the continuing condition that results thereby.

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Source: Dead