Fake Fake Turd

Fake Fake Turd is an item.

Standard Use

 * Target another player.
 * If they are within range: Incapacitate them and they gain 5 turns of Very Stinky.
 * Very Stinky: During the Effects Phase, all living players within 7 spaces of you move away from you until they are exactly 8 spaces away from you. (If on the same space as you, they move backwards.) Also, you are unable to enter the Pawn Shop. This effect's duration can be refreshed.
 * If they aren't within range: Nothing occurs aside from you losing this item.

Inherent Effect Tooltip

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! Very Stinky Tooltip
 * You smell so freaking bad, man! During your Effects Phase, all nearby players will run to a safe distance of 8 spaces. This effect may have some side effects, because let's face it... you're very stinky.
 * You smell so freaking bad, man! During your Effects Phase, all nearby players will run to a safe distance of 8 spaces. This effect may have some side effects, because let's face it... you're very stinky.

Duration: X turn(s)

Category: Debuff
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How To Obtain

 * Generic item-givers

Events

 * The ACME Shop (Sunday)
 * The Joke Shop
 * Use the Toilet at Starbucks.

Strategy
TBD

Trivia
TBD