FSM Afterlife

This event is super rare, you should be very happy if you get it. And whatever you do, don't fucking resurrect the first turn you get it...



You're dead, but this afterlife is glorious! The entire place radiates a noodly serenity.

Suddenly you have two large dice in your hands. Let's roll!

Child Events

 * Pirates!
 * Meaning Of Life
 * Beer Volcanoes
 * Noodles Of Cleansing
 * Resurrection