Deaf Genie (flavor text)

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Event Text

 * Upon encounter:
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! Deaf Genie
 * [[File:DeafGenie.png]]
 * [[File:DeafGenie.png]]

You stand in front of a Genie! This is awesome! He's gonna let you make a wish!

'''HEH? Billy, is that you? My previous master was much bigger. HEH? Just make your wish, you young whipper-snapper!'''

Alright, time to make a wish! Let's be careful though... this guy looks like he's kinda deaf. You wouldn't want him to make a mistake...

[VariousOptions]
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 * Initial portion of chosen option not being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * You make your wish:
 * You make your wish:

"OptionChosen"

The genie looks confused.

"HEH? Did you say: -'RhymingOption'- ?"

Oh shit... he misheard your wish!
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 * Final portion of [I want something to eat.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X appears out of nowhere!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X appears out of nowhere!

[ItemImage]

Yum!

[Continue]
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 * Final portion of [I want some Cocaine.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and Cocaine appears out of nowhere!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and Cocaine appears out of nowhere!



Fuck yeah!

[Continue]
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 * Final portion of [Give me lots of cash for free.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X Rupees fall into your pocket! Sweet!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X Rupees fall into your pocket! Sweet!
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 * Final portion of [Show me real pain.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and a magical knife suddenly stabs you! You're Bleeding! Holy shit... fucking genies!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and a magical knife suddenly stabs you! You're Bleeding! Holy shit... fucking genies!
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 * Final portion of [I want to visit the sea!] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and the world changes around you...
 * The genie snaps his fingers and the world changes around you...
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 * Upon Ni! being used:
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! Ni! Ni! Go On A Killing Spri!
 * You shout "Ni!" at the Deaf Genie.
 * You shout "Ni!" at the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want to go on a killing spree?"

2ItemImages

Holy shit! Now that's what I'm talking about! Let's go kill some suckers! [Continue]
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