The Welfare Warehouse

The Welfare Warehouse can be reached from the Catapult's standard self-launch with the Lucky Buff and without the Floating Buff while hitting no player or from the [A card picturing a cold hall filled with boxes] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also be a random event; in this case, it can only be encountered by a player with 15 or less Rupees.

In the event, you are shown 43 "cheap" items, and you choose to receive one of them. The items which appear are: Hammer, Potion, Bucket, Lemon, Time Travel Condom, Horn, ACME Piano, Gloves, Fish, Dark Wand, Light Wand, Mining Pick, Candy Cane, Weed, all 15 Books with Learnable Feats (ordered Bounty Hunting, Tinkering Quietly, Spare Time Efficiency, Spell Deflecting, Pathfinding, Bear Behaviour, Trivia Expertise, Human Aerodynamics, Grenadier, Fisherman, Shield Mastery, Spelunking, Druggy, Firearms Specialist, Haggle Expert), Beer, Skinning Knife, Ordinary Ring, Cup Of Tea, Glass Of Milk, Butter, Fire Opal, Sparkle Polish, Anvil, Ordinary Necklace, Trash Can, Tube Of Glue, Tasty Treats, and Reading Glasses.

Event Text
Upon encounter: Upon continuing: Upon choosing an item: