Fortune Cookie

Fortune Cookie is an item.

Standard Use

 * Eat the Fortune Cookie to move 2-4 spaces forward and receive one of the following fortunes:
 * "Your health fails you." - Gain a random Disease from the generic Disease-givers (2) pool.
 * This pool has the same Diseases as generic Disease-givers, except it seemingly has different durations for most Diseases. AIDS lasts 9 turns (non-cubus)/??? turns (-cubus), for example. (Other durations are quite difficult to test.)
 * "You're picking up the pace this year!" - Gain 1 permanent Speed.
 * "When you walk, try to run instead. Feel the wind in your hair!" - Gain 2 turns of Speed Boost.
 * "You feel like you've been here before." - Move backward by the same amount of spaces you moved forward due to eating the Cookie.
 * "Can you handle the heat?" - Gain 1 turn of Fire.
 * "Your anxiety will be your strength." - Gain 6 turns of Caffeine Rush.
 * "Sometimes you feel like a curse rests upon you. You may be right." - Gain a random Curse from the generic Lesser Curse-givers pool.
 * "When it's your time to shine, you'll double down!" - Gain an Extra Turn.
 * "You will connect with your inner masculinity." - Gain the Man Mode skill.
 * "You will eat something that tastes like more." - Gain the Delicious Aftertaste Buff.
 * "What seeks to harm you, will be a blessing in disguise." - Gain 8 turns of Spell Shield.
 * "The strength in your blood feels drained." - Gain Slowing Poison for 2 turns.
 * "The force is strong in you." - Gain the The Force skill.
 * "This year, YOU will be the bully!" - Gain the Big Goomba Crusher Buff.
 * "This year, you can handle the heat!" - Gain 10 turns of Temporary Fire Immunity.
 * "The cold has taken hold of your very soul." - Gain 3 turns of Permafrost.
 * "An important decision may lead you to strange places." - Gain the Cards Of Fate Buff.
 * "You want to do so much, but you can't get yourself to do any of it." - Gain 1 turn of Temporarily Disarmed.
 * "You need to take some rest." - Become incapacitated.
 * "You can see clearly now." - Gain Arcane Vision.
 * "The warmth in your heart will radiate outwards." - Gain 10 turns of Temporary Frost Immunity.
 * "You feel shackled." - Gain 1 turn of Slow.
 * "Your vocabulary will drive people to madness!" - Gain the Ni! skill.

Event Use

 * Feed to the Starving Monster of the Archaeology Dig. Counts as 1 food item.

How To Obtain

 * Generic item-givers (Lunar New Year)
 * Generic Food item-givers

Items

 * Red Envelope

Strategy

 * TBD

Trivia

 * TBD