Dungeon Crawl (flavor text)

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Event Text

 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Birthday Cake:
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! Birthday Cake
 * You throw your Birthday Cake at the hungry monster. It greedily devours your food and you take the narrow window of opportunity to sneak past it! Quickly now!
 * You throw your Birthday Cake at the hungry monster. It greedily devours your food and you take the narrow window of opportunity to sneak past it! Quickly now!

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Black Dragonling:
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! Black Dragonling Steak
 * Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Black Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!
 * Alright, you didn't really want to do this, but you feel like you have no other choice but to sacrifice your little whelpling. Oh, the good times you've had together. You try not to think about them when you throw your Black Dragonling right into the hungry monster's big mouth. You can't look at the horrible scene as you run past it. It's just... not fair... Wheee! Onto the next room!

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Chicken:
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! Tastes Like Chicken
 * You grab your Chicken, who you've just now named Miss Peckington. You gracefully throw her at the hungry monster, who devours her with a gulping sound. You... should remind yourself not to name your animals right before you send them off to face their untimely demise. A tear rolls down your cheek as you run past the distracted hungry monster.
 * You grab your Chicken, who you've just now named Miss Peckington. You gracefully throw her at the hungry monster, who devours her with a gulping sound. You... should remind yourself not to name your animals right before you send them off to face their untimely demise. A tear rolls down your cheek as you run past the distracted hungry monster.

You carry on!

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 * Upon feeding the Big Mouth Monster a Festive Chicken:
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! Festive Bait
 * You grab your Festive Chicken. My, my! What a fancy looking Chicken you are! You decide she's a worthy sacrifice, though. With a nice arc you throw her into the hungry monster's mouth, who doesn't seem to care whether your Chicken was Festive or not. At any rate, you sneak past the eating hungry monster.
 * You grab your Festive Chicken. My, my! What a fancy looking Chicken you are! You decide she's a worthy sacrifice, though. With a nice arc you throw her into the hungry monster's mouth, who doesn't seem to care whether your Chicken was Festive or not. At any rate, you sneak past the eating hungry monster.

You carry on!

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 * Upon using an item on the dynamite barrel by Dune Beetles:
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! Phaser/Torch/Combustible Lemon/Flamethrower
 * You aim your Phaser at/throw your Torch at/throw your Combustible Lemon at/use your Flamethrower on the nearby barrel of explosives, shoot and run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!
 * You aim your Phaser at/throw your Torch at/throw your Combustible Lemon at/use your Flamethrower on the nearby barrel of explosives, shoot and run for it! The resulting explosion makes the entire dungeon quake and you're glad to be alive! Lucky for you, the dune beetles have all been blasted to bits!

You carry on!

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