Life Choices: Race

Life Choices: Race is queued for all players by the Life Choices Fixed Chance Phase event (if Race is the mentioned choice). It cannot simply be a random event.

In the event, players can either choose to gain one of three Races out of the options below or [Pick a random race] from them:

Abomination

 * Whenever you kill someone on your space, knock them back 10-15 spaces.

Arkly

 * Whenever you skip a turn, gain Sparkle Polish and transform one of your Sparkling non-Jewel items into a random Jewel.

Fairy

 * Whenever a Spell is cast on you, gain +1 Speed and Floating for 2 turns. This effect can stack to 6 Speed.

Goblin

 * You are immune to explosions from Explosive items.
 * You are also immune to explosions from Living Bomb, The United Nations' Atom Bomb, the Time Bomb and the explosion from Terrorists Inside The Cave.

Human

 * Learn a random feat and another one every 15 turns.

Nibblonian

 * You can eat any Living item, also granting you a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Every 5th time you eat, you poop Concentrated Dark Matter.

Oni

 * Your blunt basic melee weapon attacks can no longer be blocked by basic Shields. Knockback increased by 5 spaces.
 * Speed reduction from carrying a Tetsubo is negated.

Orc

 * You have a 25% chance to block incapacitations.

Satyr

 * Whenever you have sex with another player, steal a random item from them.

Terminator

 * Energy-based items and effects no longer lose Energy per turn.

Tiefling

 * Whenever one of your items burns, summon 1 or 2 random Demons.

Tigron

 * Whenever you make a kill, gain Red Meat. Eating Meat moves you 2 more spaces forward.

Unicorn

 * Whenever you cast a Light Spell on another player, charge 5-7 spaces forward.

Wendigo

 * Whenever you eat, you gain Wretched Warmth for 1 turn. Whenever you kill someone on your space, you get Red Meat.
 * Wretched Warmth: Passively grants 1 Speed and Frost Immunity. This effect can be extended.

Race Symbolized Tooltips

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! Race: Abomination Tooltip
 * Whenever you kill someone on your space, knock them back 10-15 spaces.
 * Whenever you kill someone on your space, knock them back 10-15 spaces.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Arkly Tooltip
 * Whenever you skip a turn, gain Sparkle Polish and transform one of your Sparkling non-Jewel items into a random Jewel.
 * Whenever you skip a turn, gain Sparkle Polish and transform one of your Sparkling non-Jewel items into a random Jewel.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Goblin Tooltip
 * You are immune to explosions from Explosive items.
 * You are immune to explosions from Explosive items.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Human Tooltip
 * Learn a random feat every 15 turns.
 * Learn a random feat every 15 turns.

Triggers in X turn(s)

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Nibblonian Tooltip
 * You can eat any Living item, also granting you a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Every 5th time you eat, you poop Concentrated Dark Matter.
 * You can eat any Living item, also granting you a +4 Speed Boost for 1 turn. Every 5th time you eat, you poop Concentrated Dark Matter.

Poop Meter: X/5

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Oni Tooltip
 * Your blunt basic melee weapon attacks can no longer be blocked by basic Shields. Knockback increased by 5 spaces.
 * Your blunt basic melee weapon attacks can no longer be blocked by basic Shields. Knockback increased by 5 spaces.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Orc Tooltip
 * You have a 25% chance to block incapacitations.
 * You have a 25% chance to block incapacitations.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Satyr Tooltip
 * Whenever you have sex with another player, steal a random item from them.
 * Whenever you have sex with another player, steal a random item from them.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Terminator Tooltip
 * Energy-based items and effects no longer lose Energy per turn.
 * Energy-based items and effects no longer lose Energy per turn.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Tiefling Tooltip
 * Whenever one of your items burns, summon 1 or 2 random Demons.
 * Whenever one of your items burns, summon 1 or 2 random Demons.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Tigron Tooltip
 * Whenever you make a kill, gain Red Meat. Eating Meat moves you 2 more spaces forward.
 * Whenever you make a kill, gain Red Meat. Eating Meat moves you 2 more spaces forward.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Unicorn Tooltip
 * Whenever you cast a Light Spell on another player, charge 5-7 spaces forward.
 * Whenever you cast a Light Spell on another player, charge 5-7 spaces forward.

Category: Buff
 * }


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! Race: Wendigo Tooltip
 * Whenever you eat, you gain +1 Speed and Frost Immunity for 1 turn. Whenever you kill someone on your space, you get Red Meat.
 * Whenever you eat, you gain +1 Speed and Frost Immunity for 1 turn. Whenever you kill someone on your space, you get Red Meat.

Category: Buff
 * }

Inherent Effect Tooltips

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! Wretched Warmth Tooltip
 * You have +1 Speed and Frost Immunity.
 * You have +1 Speed and Frost Immunity.

Duration: X turn(s)

Category: Buff, Magic
 * }

Event Text
Upon reaching Life Choices: Race for the first time:

Upon reaching Life Choices: Race for the second time:

Upon reaching Life Choices: Race for the third time or any time after that:

If the player already has every Race: