LOL WUT



 spits at a soft-skinned barkeep with a beer belly.

This fact is factual beyond anything I've ever seen!

''OR

 touches a black great white shark with contempt.

A good woman is like a concrete bird cage: rough on the outside, but heavy as hell.

''OR

Vladimir Putin eats a mysterious hooker against all odds.

Really... what are the odds?

[lol wut?]

