Archaeology Dig (flavor text)

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Event Text

 * Upon using a Phaser set to Stun vs a Lv 4 Small Golem:
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! Should've Set It To Kill!
 * You shoot your Phaser at the small golem.
 * You shoot your Phaser at the small golem.



It is currently set on the Stun setting! Your shot hits the small golem, but he is too strong to be incapacitated! God dammit...

You didn't manage to get rid of the small golem! He smacks you and you die. Turns out the little guy packs quite the punch!

[Continue]
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Lv 2 or 3 Big Golem:
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! Pi To The Face
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!
 * You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!



You throw it right in his face, completely obscuring his vision! Nice one! It's time for you to run away before the golem regains his vision!

[Continue]
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Lv 4 Big Golem:
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! Pi To The Face
 * Before you can do anything, the big golem strikes at you! You avoid his attack by quickly jumping out of harm's way. That was close!
 * Before you can do anything, the big golem strikes at you! You avoid his attack by quickly jumping out of harm's way. That was close!

You smile at the big golem as you grab your Pi Pie. This is gonna be a classic!



You throw it right in his face, completely obscuring his vision! Nice one! It's time for you to run away before the golem regains his vision!

[Continue]
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Generic ending message upon feeding the Hungry Monster enough food:
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! OM NOM NOM [Continue]
 * He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!
 * He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Pi Pie and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Pi Pie and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. You wonder if the monster has any understanding of the significance of the Pi Pie. Alas, he probably doesn't really care about math.

He seems to be satisfied for the moment. You don't hesitate and walk past him into the next room!

[Continue]
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! OM NOM NOM
 * You take your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom and feed it to the starving monster.
 * You take your Chocolate Easter Bunny Of Doom and feed it to the starving monster.



He chews and drools a little. He doesn't seem to mind the horribly cursed chocolate and gulps it down!
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