Holey Church

Holey Church is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Holey Church] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a lot of circles.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

Event Text

 * Upon continuing from Portable Hole:
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! The Holey Cellar Holey crap! You seem to have discovered a way into the Holey Church's secret cellar! This is where they stash all their extra goods. Quickly now, let's choose something to swipe!
 * [[File:TheHoleyCellar.png]]
 * [[File:TheHoleyCellar.png]]

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So many holes... and all of them goals! Now, which to choose? [Continue]
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 * Upon continuing from The Holey Cellar:
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! Holey Heist
 * You think fast and grab X!
 * You think fast and grab X!

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You need to hurry, because the holey priests have been alerted to your presence! You discover a small hole-shaped secret exit in the wall! You slide yourself through the surprisingly tight hole, make your escape and move Y spaces forward in the process! Fuck yeah! [Continue]
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Trivia

 * The purchase description for the Donut item is a reference to Homer Simpson's catchphrase, "Mmm..."
 * The purchase description for the Seventh Ring Of Hell is a reference to the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire".