The Brothel (flavor text)

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! A Condom
 * You find a Time Travel Condom in a small empty room...
 * You find a Time Travel Condom in a small empty room...



Let's hope it hasn't been used before... [Continue]
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 * Upon reaching the A Hooker! subevent with 16 spaces forward:
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! A Hooker! Wow. The hooker looks extremely impressed. Good times follow. Move forward 16 spaces!
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.

(If you have Mojo: Nobody can resist your Mojo baby!) [Continue]
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 * Upon reaching the standard A Hooker! subevent with 11 spaces backward:
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! A Hooker! Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! The hooker laughs her ass off as you pull your pants back up. Move back 11 spaces.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.

Nobody can resist your Mojo baby! [Continue]
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 * Upon reaching the A Hooker! subevent with Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence:
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! A Hooker! Wow. The hooker looks impressed. But you can't get it up... The hooker laughs her ass off as you pull your pants back up. Move back 11 spaces.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.

[Continue]
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 * Upon using a Hammer in the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevent:
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! Big (Holy) Hammer [Continue]
 * That really is a big (Holy) Hammer you got there...
 * That really is a big (Holy) Hammer you got there...

And move 1 space forward for being awesome.
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 * Upon reaching the A Pillow subevent:
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! A Pillow
 * You find a Pillow on the ground. Looks soft and fluffy!
 * You find a Pillow on the ground. Looks soft and fluffy!



You do wonder what that white stain is, but take it with you anyway. [Continue]
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! Cocaine
 * You see some Cocaine on a table.
 * You see some Cocaine on a table.



You look around and quickly take it with you. [Continue]
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! Flask Of Mojo
 * You enter the bathroom of the Brothel and notice a small flask lying on the ground. You pick it up, and the label reads Flask Of Mojo...
 * You enter the bathroom of the Brothel and notice a small flask lying on the ground. You pick it up, and the label reads Flask Of Mojo...



You wonder what this potion does... [Continue]
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! Pearl Necklace
 * You meet a very friendly man in the Brothel who says he has a Pearl Necklace just for you! And you can have it for free too! Wow, what a nice man this is! You are pretty damn lucky!
 * You meet a very friendly man in the Brothel who says he has a Pearl Necklace just for you! And you can have it for free too! Wow, what a nice man this is! You are pretty damn lucky!



...

You don't want to talk about it.

[Continue]
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! Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!
 * You walk through the Brothel when suddenly a weird sound startles you!
 * You walk through the Brothel when suddenly a weird sound startles you!



What a beautiful Cock! You love it! You decide to take it with you.

You can't wait to show everyone your amazing cock!

[Continue]
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! Chlamydia
 * You got infected with Chlamydia. Damn... Chlamydia ain't funny.
 * You got infected with Chlamydia. Damn... Chlamydia ain't funny.

[Continue]
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! Gonorrhea
 * You got infected with Gonorrhea. Damn... Gonorrhea ain't funny.
 * You got infected with Gonorrhea. Damn... Gonorrhea ain't funny.

[Continue]
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! Herpes
 * You got infected with Herpes. Damn... Herpes ain't funny.
 * You got infected with Herpes. Damn... Herpes ain't funny.

[Continue]
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! Syphilis
 * You got infected with Syphilis. Damn... Syphilis ain't funny.
 * You got infected with Syphilis. Damn... Syphilis ain't funny.

[Continue]
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! Sex!
 * You have sex all night long! Move forward 18 spaces!
 * You have sex all night long! Move forward 18 spaces!

[Continue]
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! Sex?
 * You want to have sex, but it fails miserably! Move back 3 spaces!
 * You want to have sex, but it fails miserably! Move back 3 spaces!

[Continue]
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