Hell's Angel

Hell's Angel is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [The Hell's Angel] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a a tough biker.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you choose one of the following options:
 * [Hitch a Ride!]: Move 14-18(?) spaces forward, receive a random STD, and choose to receive Gasoline, an Unlabeled Can, or nothing.
 * The random STD is taken from a pool including the following:
 * Syphilis for 3 turns (non-cubus)/7 turns (-cubus)
 * Chlamydia for 3 turns (non-cubus)/7 turns (-cubus)
 * Herpes for 4 turns (non-cubus)/9 turns (-cubus)
 * Gonorrhea for 4 turns (non-cubus)/9 turns (-cubus)
 * This event can replace previously existing Debuffs for each STD in the pool.


 * [Leave]: Receive Gasoline.

Event Text

 * Upon encounter:
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! Hell's Angel You encounter a Hell's Angel. He looks pretty tough and pretty rapey. He gives you a short nudge and mutters something that would seem to imply that he's offering you a ride. Man, that would probably save you quite a bit of time! I mean, this guy is definitely and unmistakably looking pretty rapey, as in that he's proooooobably gonna rape you a little, but what would life be without interesting choices? Heck yeah! Choice time!
 * [[File:HellsAngel.png]]
 * [[File:HellsAngel.png]]

[Hitch a ride!][Leave]
 * }


 * Upon selecting the [Hitch a ride!] option:
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! Just A Bit Rapey
 * You jump on the bike and sit behind the Hell's Angel. He insists you sit in front of him though! You switch seats and it turns out that it's surprisingly comfortable. He's got a sweet ride and it goes pretty damn fast and the landscape just zooms by and he rapes you just a little and before you know it you're at your destination, having moved X spaces forward!
 * You jump on the bike and sit behind the Hell's Angel. He insists you sit in front of him though! You switch seats and it turns out that it's surprisingly comfortable. He's got a sweet ride and it goes pretty damn fast and the landscape just zooms by and he rapes you just a little and before you know it you're at your destination, having moved X spaces forward!

Turns out you got infected with just a bit of Y, but well... that's life for ya!

When you say goodbye to the Hell's Angel, you notice some stuff that you might be able to swipe from him. If you make a quick decision, you may just be able to steal one of these:



[Don't steal.]
 * }
 * Selecting the [Leave] option:
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! No Way In Hell!
 * Ohhhhh, hell no! What does this game think anyway?! That you're gonna hitch a ride with some guy who's literally being described as pretty rapey?
 * Ohhhhh, hell no! What does this game think anyway?! That you're gonna hitch a ride with some guy who's literally being described as pretty rapey?

Fuck this shit!

[Continue]
 * }


 * After selecting [Continue] in the No Way In Hell! subevent:
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! Swipe That Stuff! [ItemImage] Nice work! Time to get outta here!
 * You quickly swipe X!
 * You quickly swipe X!

[Continue]
 * }

Chatbox Text

 * Upon encounter:
 * Upon selecting the [Hitch a ride!] option:
 * Upon selecting the [Leave] option:
 * Upon selecting an item in the Just A Bit Rapey subevent or [Continue] in the No Way In Hell subevent:
 * X is dependent on the item received. If it is Gasoline, then X is "some Gasoline". If it is Unlabeled Can, then X is "an Unlabeled Can".