Karma Events

If you're looking for the flavor text for these events, see Karma Events (flavor text).

Karma Events are events which can be reached with the Reincarnated Neutral Effect; the specific possible events are determined by the animal you are reincarnated as and by how much karma you have. They cannot simply be random events. In addition, note that they are prioritized over ALL other Event Phase events.

Upon reaching at least 4 karma, you then reach the Reincarnate subevent and "resurrect as a human" and lose the Reincarnated status; this is treated as resurrecting naturally for the Not My Time Yet and Baetylus Buffs. (If you die and reach or had just reached 4-5 karma before resurrecting as a human, you remain Dead. Oddly enough, you'll still be treated as resurrecting naturally and as having "completion" for Totem Of The Beast.)

Note that your karma is reset to 0 when you stop being Reincarnated. Also, note that technically your Karma is set to a pre-determined amount (which is stored in the Reincarnated effect) upon completion of a Karma event, such that, if you die, and then you are revived, and then you become Reincarnated with the Polymorph spell, your Karma can actually be lowered. (This can occur even if the original event doesn't correspond to the new Reincarnated effect's animal type.)

Events below are divided by type of animal and by amount of karma had at the beginning of the event. The effect of each option in each event is explained. Note that, while you can eat or drink several things in the flavor text of these events, none of it is actually counted as eating or drinking.

Calf In The Barn

 * [Annoy a bull]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Drink milk]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Jump in the watertub!]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 1 or you die.

Calf In The Fields

 * [Drink milk]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Eat grass]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Jump over the electric fence!]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 1 or you die.

Storm

 * [Hide under a tree]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 2 or you die.
 * [Lie down in the grass]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Hide in the barn]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Jump over the electric fence]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 2 or you die.

Spilt Milk

 * [Kick the farmer!]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Moo]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Ruminate]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Market

 * [Ruminate]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Pretend you are sick]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Try to escape]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Train

 * [Stay on the track]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Move out of the way]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Run towards the train]: You die.

Train (2)

 * [Stay On The Track]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Move out of the way]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Run Towards The Train]: You die.

On The Truck

 * [Ruminate]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [Try to escape]: Your Karma is set to 4.

Puppy (1)

 * [Use puppy eyes]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Piss]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Bark]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Vomit]: Your Karma is set to 1.

Puppy (2)

 * [Wait till one is free]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Push one of your siblings away]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Squeal]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Nag mother]: Your Karma is set to 1.

Animal Shelter

 * [Bark!]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Mount him]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Use puppy eyes]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Bite]: You die.

Stray Dog

 * [Eat it]: Your Karma is set to 3 if the flavor text mentions a "bag with old hamburgers". You die if it mentions "a funny looking wrapper".
 * [Walk on]: You die if the flavor text mentions a "bag with old hamburgers". Your Karma is set to 3 if it mentions "a funny looking wrapper".

Frisbee In The Park

 * [Ignore the frisbee]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Catch the frisbee and bring it back]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Catch the frisbee and tear it to pieces]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Squirrel

 * [Bark!]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Ignore it]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Climb in the tree]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Run away]

Hot Dog

 * [Run towards it!]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 3 or you die.
 * [Ignore]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Bark in frustration]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Dogs In The Park

 * [Run away]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Bark]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Sniff butt]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Growl and bite]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Firetruck

 * [Run after it!]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [Bark]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [Ignore]: Your Karma is set to 4.

Freshly Hatched

 * [Eat it! Eat it all!]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [No. No way.]: Your Karma is set to 1.

Egg

 * [Hatch!]: You die if the flavor text says you've been inside the egg for 11 or fewer days. Your Karma is set to 2 if it says you've been inside the egg for 13 or more days.
 * [Stay inside...]: Your Karma is set to 1 if the flavor text says you've been inside the egg for 13 or more days. Your Karma is set to 2 if it says you've been inside the egg for 11 or fewer days.

(Unknown what occurs if you've been in the egg for exactly 12 days or if this is even possible.)

A Puddy Tat?

 * [Eat old, half-eaten muffin]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Eat furry black stuff]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Eat contents of container with human skull]: Your Karma is set to 2.

Seeds

 * [MY SEEDS! Fly mindlessly towards them!]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Wait your turn...]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Attack the other pigeons]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Poop on the lady's head]: Your Karma is set to 3.

City Pigeon

 * [A little girl]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [A man in a business suit.]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [A half-eaten muffin.]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [A guy running a hotdog stand.]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Do not poop.]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Forest Pigeon

 * [Vomit]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Puff feathers!]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Bob head!]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Fly around!]: Your Karma is set to 3.

A Car

 * [FLY AWAY!]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Wait for the last moment to fly away.]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [Don't fly away.]: You die.

Food

 * [Dirt]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Old McNuggets]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [An angry German Shepherd]: You die.
 * [Nothing]: Your Karma is set to 4.

Uncle Gnarly

 * [Attack!]: You die.
 * [Be submissive]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Run to find your mother]: Your Karma is set to 2.

Brotherly/Sisterly Love

 * [Kill the wanker/little bitch!]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Give him/her a brotherly/sisterly hug]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Go to sleep]: Your Karma is set to 1.

1 Karma Events
Note that Wandering Male is an event for males only and Girl Time is one for females only. (Gender is as described in a player's account settings.)

Hungry

 * [Eat from a cadaver you found]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 2 or to 3.
 * [Collect a hunting party to hunt wildebeest]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Kill a sunbathing crocodile]: You die.

Wandering Male

 * [Hunt]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Enter a new clan's domain]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Go piss off some lions]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Girl Time

 * [Be dominant, tell them what to do!]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Be submissive. Go with the flow.]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Laugh maniacally!]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Scar's Fall

 * [Eat Scar with your clan]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Flee]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Confront Simba]: You die.

Three Hyenas

 * [Attack Banzai]: TBD
 * [Shiver in fear and laugh]: TBD
 * [Maul Ed]: Your Karma is set to 4.

Leading The Hunt (1)

 * [Attack a sunbathing crocodile]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Attack a herd of zebra]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Attack a hippo]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Leading The Hunt (2)

 * [Attack a sunbathing crocodile]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Attack a small young gazelle]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Attack a running wildebeest]: Your Karma is set to 4.

3 Karma Events
Note that the Mating event you go to is dependent on your gender as described in account settings; males try to impress a female and females look for a male.

Lions!

 * [Scare them off!]: Your Karma is set to 5 if there are 4 female lions in the flavor text. Your Karma is set to 4 if there are 6 female lions and a male lion.
 * [Continue eating and ignore them]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Lions? Let them have the carcass...]: Your Karma is set to 4 if there are 4 female lions in the flavor text. Your Karma is set to 5 if there are 6 female lions and a male lion.

Mating (Males)

 * [Impress her with your low growls and hairy chest]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Impress her with your high growls and lolling tongue]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Be submissive and beg for sex]: Your Karma is set to 5.

Mating (Females)

 * [Look for a strong old male]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Look for an aggressive male]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Look for a submissive young male]: Your Karma is set to 5.

Young Turtle (1)

 * [Jump off]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 1 or you die.
 * [Take the long way down]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Take a sunbath]: You die.

Young Turtle (2)

 * [Hide under a rock!]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Sit still]: Your Karma is set to 1.
 * [Crawl faster!]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 1 or you die.

Fast Fish

 * [Catch some fish]: Your Karma is set to 2.
 * [Eat the seaweed]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Go for the big fish with the teeth!]: Your Karma is set to 1.

Slow Fish

 * [Catch some fish]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Eat the seaweed]: Your Karma is set to 2.

Shaaark!

 * [Hide inside shell]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Swim away]: Randomly either your Karma is set to 3 or you die.
 * [Bite shark]: You die.

The Tortoise And The Hare

 * [Slow and steady]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Take a sprint]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Impress the ladies down the road]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Take a nap]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Clownfish

 * [Go search for his son]: Your Karma is set to 3.
 * [Tell him to relax]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Eat him]: Your Karma is set to 3.

Time To Lay Eggs

 * [Lay eggs on the beach]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Dig a hole and lay eggs in the hole]: Your Karma is set to 5.
 * [Lay eggs in the water]: Your Karma is set to 4.
 * [Build a nest in a tree]: You die.