Santa

Crossroads is queued during games made during Christmas for each player after 4-7(?) of their own Effects Phases after the game begins. It is also always queued for each player after 3-7(?) Effects Phases after their last Santa event was taken from the queue. (Note that the queuing schedules for this event will be wholly independent for each player, including the initial queue.) Also, note that Santa cannot simply be a random event.

In the event, you get a random result in the category below corresponding to which effect you currently have:

Nice

 * TBD

Naughty

 * You gain Skip A Turn. You also gain Wrapping Paper if you don't have some.
 * You gain a Festive Present containing a Hand Grenade. You also gain Wrapping Paper if you don't have some.
 * You die due to drowning. (Gaining Wrapping Paper needs verification.)

Event Text

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! Santa We'll take you back to the Northpole!
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'You have been naughty!'
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'You have been naughty!'

It takes you a full turn to get back to where you were

If you had no Wrapping Paper:, although you manage to take some Wrapping Paper with you.

Skip a turn!

If you had no Wrapping Paper:WrappingPaperImage

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! Santa
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'There you are!'
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'There you are!'

Here, take this present!

FestivePresentImage If you had no Wrapping Paper:WrappingPaperImage

You take the present with you./''You take the present and some Wrapping Paper with you.

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! Santa We'll take you back to the Northpole!
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'You have been naughty!'
 * Ho ho ho! says Santa, 'You have been naughty!'

Unfortunately, on the way there, you fall off the sleigh and drown in ice cold water...

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