Masturbation!

You start spanking the monkey. It's only slightly disturbing.

[Continue]

or

You experience underbelly urges! You start jerking off.

But oh noes!



Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate!

You feel ashamed, pull your pants back up and walk back 4 spaces.

[Shame!]

Results

 * Increases speed by 1 (without Ceiling Cat)