Human Aerodynamics

Human Aerodynamics
You walk towards the Academy's archery range where the catapults are situated. An old man with a curly, grey moustache waits for you. He wears what seems like some kind of red admiral's uniform.

'' 'I'm Baron Munchausen! And you are here to get a taste of adventure! Now, behold as I launch myself with this catapult!' ''

Before you can utter another word, he cuts the rope and flies off into the distance. You run for 10 minutes until you reach the crash site. There's a huge crater. Then you see the baron flirting with two lovely college students. You overhear him saying  'Lovely, lovely ladies.'  or something.

 'But, but that's scientifically impossible!'  You shout out. The baron laughs at you and says  'Your reality, madam/sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.' 

After a few hours you master the amazing art of denying reality's whims and feel confident enough to face those dangerous catapult launches!

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Source: Academy Course