Mr Grabby's Candy Van

Mr Grabby's Candy Van is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Mr Grabby's Candy Van] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events or from the [A card picturing a pile of candy.] option in Cards Of Fate. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you are offered some candy. You can choose to take one or simply leave the event.
 * If you choose the candy, you can choose between two candy items and then either choose [Oh no] to have Sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up.
 * After you beat him up the first time, you can either choose to take another piece of candy or simply leave the event.
 * After taking a second piece of candy, you can either choose [Oh no] to have sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up.
 * After you beat him up the second time, you can either choose to take another piece of candy or simply leave the event.
 * After taking a third piece of candy, you can either choose [Oh no] to have sex with Mr Grabby and receive a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool and leave the event, or you can use a Melee weapon to beat him up and leave the event.

Event Text

 * Upon encounter:


 * Upon choosing [No thanks]:


 * Upon choosing [Candy? Yes please!]:


 * Upon choosing a piece of candy:


 * Upon choosing [Oh no!]:


 * Upon using a melee weapon the first and second times:


 * Upon choosing [Run away!]:


 * Upon using a melee weapon the third time:


 * Upon encounter while having Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence: