The Brothel

If you're looking for the flavor text for this event, see The Brothel (flavor text).

The Brothel is an event that can be reached from the Travel event, from the [A card picturing a red light district.] option in Cards Of Fate, from Crossroads, from Casterly Rock, from Board Game Birthday, from Pawn Shop with the Wild Mode: Silly Sales Global Effect, from using "No." at the Deaf Genie, or from the Yohohoes! subevent after boarding The Pirate Ship. It can also simply be a random event.
 * On the entrance page of The Brothel, you are asked if you want to enter inside. You can choose [Yes] or [No] normally, though if you have Mojo your only option will be [Enter the brothel!].
 * If you have the Mojo Buff, you can't go to the STD subevents (unless you have the -cubus class, in which case you can), and the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevents will always result in the 16 spaces forwards possibility (unless you have Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence.)
 * If you have the -cubus class, the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevents will always result in the 16 spaces forwards possibility (unless you have Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence.)
 * If you have Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence, the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevents will always result in the 11 spaces backwards possibility.
 * If this event is visited from Crossroads, Casterly Rock, Board Game Birthday, or the Yohohoes! subevent after boarding The Pirate Ship, you start at a [Yes]/[Enter the brothel!] subevent page rather than at the entrance to The Brothel.
 * After it starts to snow during Winter, you have a chance to use the Pick Snowballs skill to pick up Snowballs before selecting an option at the entrance.

[Yes]/[Enter the brothel!]
You go to one of the following randomly selected subevents in The Brothel:

Subevents

 * A Condom- You receive a Time Travel Condom.
 * A Dildo- You receive a Dildo.
 * A Gigolo!/A Hooker!- You have sex and move 16 spaces forward, or you don't have sex, and you move 11 spaces backwards. If you have sex, you can use a (Holy) Hammer to move 1 extra space forward; this option will NOT appear as an item button in the event and must be done manually in your inventory.
 * A Pillow- You receive a Pillow.
 * Chlamydia- You receive the Chlamydia Debuff for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus).
 * Cocaine- You receive Cocaine.
 * Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!- You receive a Rooster.
 * Flask Of Mojo- You receive a Flask Of Mojo.
 * Foot Fetish- You receive a Pair Of Socks or any(?) non-basic Boots.
 * Free Boobies- You can choose to enter the room or not. If you enter, you gain a Booby.
 * Fuzzy Cuffs- You receive Fuzzy Cuffs.
 * Glory Hole- You receive a Portable Hole.
 * Gonorrhea- You receive the Gonorrhea Debuff for 7 turns (non-cubus)/15 turns (-cubus).
 * Herpes- You receive the Herpes Debuff for 5 turns (non-cubus)/15 turns (-cubus).
 * Hooters Bar- You can choose to pay 6 Rupees to gain a random Drink item from the Generic Drink item-givers pool and then choose to pay 9 Rupees to have sex and gain another random Drink item.
 * Little Whores- You can choose to enter the room or not. If you enter, you gain One-Trick Pony.
 * Pearl Necklace- You receive a Pearl Necklace.
 * Orgy- You can choose to join the Orgy or leave the event. If you join, you have sex and can choose one of two donators to gain one of their donator items. You can then choose to have sex again or leave. Having sex again will give you the Dehydrated Debuff for 6 turns and a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool, and you can choose between two donators again to gain one of their donator items. You can then choose to have sex again or leave. Having sex again will give you the Bleeding Debuff for 6 turns and a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool, and you can choose between two donators again to gain one of their donator items. You can then choose to have sex again or leave. Having sex again will give you a random STD from the Generic STD-givers (1) pool, and you can choose between two donators again to gain one of their donator items. Once you pick your final donator, you become Incapacitated.
 * Sex!- Have sex and move 18 spaces forward. (If you have a Jinxed Jewel Of Impotence, this subevent is replaced by Sex?, in which you instead move 3 spaces back.)
 * Syphilis- You receive the Syphilis Debuff for 4 turns (non-cubus)/12 turns (-cubus).
 * The Dark Room- You can choose to enter The Dark Room or not. (The entity inside will be revealed before entering if Night Vision Goggles's Passive activates.) If you enter, you go to the The Light Switches On... subevent.
 * The Heart Of The BGO Slut- You receive a Heart Of The BGO Slut

[No]
You simply leave the event.