Rent-A-Catapult

Rent-A-Catapult
On the side of the road stands a soldier next to a huge catapult.

'' 'You there! I'm in need of a few coins for a pint and you seem interested in my Catapult. For 5 Rupees I'll give you and the Catapult some quality time together, if you get my drift.' ''

Source: Travelling