Unlabeled Can

Unlabeled Can is an item.

Standard Use

 * You open the can, getting a random effect depending on what type of can it turns out to be:
 * Can Of Beans: Eat the Beans, moving 9-13(?) spaces forward. Then, all other players within a 5-space radius of the space you are on when this portion of the effect triggers lose 1 permanent Speed. (needs verification)
 * Counts as eating a generic Food item for Food-related effects.
 * Can Of Tomato Soup: Eat/drink the Tomato Soup, moving 7-9(?) spaces forward.
 * Counts as eating a generic Food item for Food-related effects.
 * Counts as drinking for Drink-related effects.
 * Can Of Tuna: Eat the Tuna, moving 5-8(?) spaces forward and gaining 5 turns of Whistling A Happy Tuna.
 * Counts as eating a generic Meat, Animal Products, Food item for Food-related effects.
 * Whistling A Happy Tuna: During each Effects Phase while you are alive, you and all other living players within a 6-space radius of you move forward 3-4 spaces.
 * Can Of Spinach: Eat the Spinach, moving 4-6(?) spaces forward and gaining the Man Mode skill.
 * Counts as eating a generic Food item for Food-related effects.
 * Can Of Whoopass: All players are Incapacitated.
 * Can Of Worms: All players gain the Worms Debuff.
 * Worms: Movement performed when you eat Food is halved.
 * Can Of YES WE CAN: All item and skill cooldowns in the game are reset for all players. (Even items in non-player inventories are affected.)
 * The Energize Boss skill is an exception.

Inherent Effect Tooltips

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! Whistling A Happy Tuna Tooltip
 * You're whistling a happy tuna! You and players in a 6 space radius around you will move forward 3-4 spaces every turn.
 * You're whistling a happy tuna! You and players in a 6 space radius around you will move forward 3-4 spaces every turn.

Duration: X turn(s)

Category: Buff
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! Worms Tooltip
 * You've got worms in your belly. Gross! Movement from Food is reduced by 50%.
 * You've got worms in your belly. Gross! Movement from Food is reduced by 50%.

Category: Debuff, Disease
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Other Item Use

 * ACME Magnet; There is no side-effect.

How To Obtain

 * Generic item-givers

Events

 * Hell's Angel
 * Pile Of Rubble in Princess Bubblegum's Lab in Ooo

Strategy
TBD

Trivia

 * TBD