Falling Pig



with no War Helmet in your inventory:

A pig falls on your head and gives you a headache. Crawl back 3 spaces.



or:

A pig falls on your head, but luckily you wear a cool helmet! Mmmmm, bacon!

As a Baratheon

A pig falls on your head, but luckily you wear a cool helmet! This seems to be standard equipment for Baratheons these days! Mmmmm, bacon!