Boots

The basic Boots, Bear Boots, Dragon Boots, Freudian Slippers, Pegasus Boots, Rocket Boots, Sexy Shoes, Sneakers, and Spirit Slippers are items. They share an item slot. (Consider all of them to be Boots variants.)

Bear Boots

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards 7 spaces, killing all players on the landing space. (You technically kill them before moving.)

Dragon Boots

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards 13-16 spaces, applying 1 stack of Fire to all players within the spaces moved.

Freudian Slippers

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards 5-7 spaces, learning 1 random Learnable Feat known by each living player moved through if possible. (Unlearned are prioritized over learned.) (Needs elaboration on the order in which the Feats among multiple players are learned.)

Pegasus Boots

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards up to 10 spaces; if you hit any player in the 10 spaces, you stop immediately on their space, moving no more spaces. They move 2-3 spaces in the direction you were moving and are Incapacitated. (Needs testing on if this can affect multiple players.)

Rocket Boots

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards 7-13 spaces; all players within a 2 space radius of the landing space are Incapacitated.

Sexy Shoes

 * Choose another player.
 * If they are alive and within 5 spaces: They move to your space.
 * If they are Dead or not within 5 spaces: Nothing occurs besides this item going on cooldown.

Sneakers

 * Choose another player.
 * If they are within 5 spaces: Steal a random item from them if possible.
 * If they are not within 5 spaces: Nothing occurs besides this item going on cooldown.

Spirit Slippers

 * Choose to move forwards or backwards 6-8 spaces, applying the Ethereal enchantment to 1 random item of each player within the spaces moved.

Any Boots

 * Gain 1 temporary Speed.

Sexy Shoes

 * Gain Mojo.

Sneakers

 * Gain Sneaky.

Pegasus Boots

 * Spiked Protection

Dragon Boots, Pegasus Boots, or Sexy Shoes

 * Give to Marceline in Ooo.

Bear Boots

 * Use against the Small Golem of the Archaeology Dig.

Pegasus Boots

 * Use against Lv 2 or 3 of the Small Golem of the Archaeology Dig.

Rocket Boots

 * Generic Mechanical-related event use (Princess Bubblegum in Ooo)
 * Give to the Damaged Construct of the Archaeology Dig; counts as 1 item.

Sexy Shoes

 * Use against the Libido Demon of the Archaeology Dig.

Sneakers

 * Increases the chance to succeed at robbing The Bank to 100%; also prevents the consumption of the Gun.

Item Combining

 * Any Boots + Bearskin = Bear Boots
 * Any Boots + Dragonskin = Dragon Boots
 * Any Boots + Truth Serum = Freudian Slippers
 * Any Boots + Roc's Feather = Pegasus Boots
 * Any Boots + ACME Rocket = Rocket Boots
 * Any Boots + Flask Of Mojo = Sexy Shoes
 * Any Boots + Balaclava = Sneakers
 * Any Boots + Ethereal Gem = Spirit Slippers
 * Any Boots + Improbability Device = Any random non-basic Boots

Boots

 * Generic random item-givers (Multiversal Flux, D6, Opal Necklace, Auction, Minigames)

Events

 * The Market
 * Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
 * The Lever's Reinforcements Activation Panel
 * Melt the Ice Inside The Cave
 * Treasure Inside The Cave
 * Green Chest (center) in The Cellar of The Haunted Mansion
 * Join Stark in Pick A House
 * Dungeon Crawl Lv 1 reward
 * Fish with Fishing Pole or Pet Bear in the shallow water near The Pirate Ship, at The Jungle's Waterfall subevent, at The Beach, in Ooo, at the Ninjas The Asian Pond subevent, at the Lolrus!, or at the Subterranean Stream Inside The Cave.
 * Fish with Fishing Pole in the Middle Ages or at deep sea subevents aboard The Pirate Ship.
 * White House Fountain
 * Dig with Shovel at The Beach
 * Choose An Item Phase events
 * Pawn Shop
 * Questions!?
 * Oh Really?
 * Early Reinforcements
 * Reinforcements!

Items

 * Dig with Shovel standardly
 * Use Skinning Knife on Cow
 * Thieving Imp

Effects

 * Marieke's Magic
 * U.N. Voting Results

Item Combining

 * See above under Item Combining under Usage

Rocket Boots

 * Generic random Mechanical item-givers (Soldering Torch)

Events

 * Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon