Masturbation!

Masturbation! is an event that can be reached with the Wildcard: Flavor Events Neutral Effect from the [Masturbation!] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you either gain 1 permanent Speed or go back 4 spaces and have a chance to capture Ceiling Cat with your Pocket Ball. (The Ceiling Cat version of this event can't occur if Ceiling Cat is already in a Filled Pocket Ball.)

Event Text
Upon encounter:
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! Masturbation! You start spanking the monkey. It's only slightly disturbing./You start jerking off./You start riding the pillow./You start spilling milk./You start fapping./You start buttering the lobster./You start making pudding./You start punching the clown./You start taking part in population control./ You start extracting a core sample./You start flogging./You start applying the right-hand rule.
 * You experience underbelly urges!
 * You experience underbelly urges!

If you gain 1 Speed:

You feel focused and gain 1 speed.

[Relief!]

If Ceiling Cat sees you:

But oh noes!



Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate!

You feel ashamed, pull your pants back up and walk back 4 spaces.

[Shame!]

Try to catch this creature:


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Upon capturing Ceiling Cat:
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! Pocket Ball, GO!
 * You throw your Pocket Ball up at Ceiling Cat! It gets sucked in and the ball keeps wiggling. After a few second it lays still.
 * You throw your Pocket Ball up at Ceiling Cat! It gets sucked in and the ball keeps wiggling. After a few second it lays still.



[Success!]
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