The Brothel (flavor text)

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Event Details

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! A Condom
 * You find a Time Travel Condom in a small empty room...
 * You find a Time Travel Condom in a small empty room...



Let's hope it hasn't been used before... [Continue]
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 * Upon reaching the A Hooker! subevent with Mojo:
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! A Hooker! 'Wow. The hooker looks extremely impressed. Good times follow. Move forward 16 spaces!
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.
 * A hooker pulls down your pants.

Nobody can resist your Mojo baby! [Continue]
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 * Upon using a Hammer in the A Hooker!/A Gigolo! subevent:
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! Big (Holy) Hammer [Continue]
 * That really is a big (Holy) Hammer you got there...
 * That really is a big (Holy) Hammer you got there...

And move 1 space forward for being awesome.
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 * Upon reaching the A Pillow subevent:
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! A Pillow
 * You find a Pillow on the ground. Looks soft and fluffy!
 * You find a Pillow on the ground. Looks soft and fluffy!



You do wonder what that white stain is, but take it with you anyway. [Continue]
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! Cocaine
 * You see some Cocaine on a table.
 * You see some Cocaine on a table.



You look around and quickly take it with you. [Continue]
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! Sex!
 * You have sex all night long! Move forward 18 spaces!
 * You have sex all night long! Move forward 18 spaces!

[Continue]
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