Karma Events

If you're looking for the flavor text for these events, see Karma Events (flavor text).

Karma Events are events which can be reached by being Reincarnated. The specific possible events are determined by the animal you are reincarnated as and by how much karma you have. Upon reaching at least 4 karma, you then resurrect as a human and lose the Reincarnated neutral effect and status; this is treated as resurrecting naturally for the Not My Time Yet and Baetylus Buffs. Note that your karma is reset to 0 when you stop being Reincarnated.

Events below are divided by type of animal and by amount of karma had at the beginning of the event. The effect of each option in each event is explained. Most events have options which make you gain 1 or 2 karma, though some can kill you.

Calf In The Barn

 * [Annoy a bull]
 * [Drink milk]
 * [Jump in the watertub!]: Randomly either gain 1 karma or you die.

Calf In The Fields

 * [Drink milk]:
 * [Eat grass]:
 * [Jump over the electric fence!]: Randomly either gain 1 karma or you die.

Storm

 * [Hide under a tree]:
 * [Lie down in the grass]:
 * [Hide in the barn]:
 * [Jump over the electric fence]: Gain 1 karma.

Spilt Milk

 * [Kick the farmer!]: Gain 1 karma.
 * [Moo]:
 * [Ruminate]: Gain 2 karma.

Market

 * [Ruminate]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [Pretend you are sick]: Gain 1 karma.
 * [Try to escape]: Gain 1 karma.

Train

 * [Stay on the track]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [Move out of the way]: Gain 1 karma.
 * [Run towards the train]: You die.

On The Truck

 * [Ruminate]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [Try to escape]: Gain 1 karma.

Freshly Hatched

 * [Eat it! Eat it all!]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [No. No way.]: Gain 1 karma.

Egg

 * [Hatch!]: You die if the flavor text says you've been inside the egg for 11 or fewer days. Gain 2 karma if it says you've been inside the egg for 13 or more days.
 * [Stay inside...]: Gain 1 karma if the flavor text says you've been inside the egg for 13 or more days. Gain 2 karma if it says you've been inside the egg for 11 or fewer days.

(Unknown what occurs if you've been in the egg for exactly 12 days.)

A Puddy Tat?

 * [Eat old, half-eaten muffin]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [Eat furry black stuff]:?
 * [Eat contents of container with human skull]: Gain 1 karma.
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City Pigeon

 * [A little girl]:
 * [A man in a business suit.]: Gain 2 karma.
 * [A half-eaten muffin.]:
 * [A guy running a hotdog stand.]:
 * [Do not poop.]: Gain 1 karma.

A Car

 * [FLY AWAY!]
 * [Wait for the last moment to fly away.]
 * [Don't fly away.]: You die.