Deaf Genie (flavor text)

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Event Text

 * Upon encounter:
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! Deaf Genie
 * [[File:DeafGenie.png]]
 * [[File:DeafGenie.png]]

You stand in front of a Genie! This is awesome! He's gonna let you make a wish!

'''HEH? Billy, is that you? My previous master was much bigger. HEH? Just make your wish, you young whipper-snapper!'''

Alright, time to make a wish! Let's be careful though... this guy looks like he's kinda deaf. You wouldn't want him to make a mistake...

[VariousOptions]
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 * Initial portion of chosen option not being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * You make your wish:
 * You make your wish:

"OptionChosen"

The genie looks confused.

"HEH? Did you say: -'RhymingOption'- ?"

Oh shit... he misheard your wish!
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 * Final portion of [I want something to eat.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X appears out of nowhere!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X appears out of nowhere!

[ItemImage]

Yum!

[Continue]
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 * Final portion of [I want some Cocaine.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and Cocaine appears out of nowhere!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and Cocaine appears out of nowhere!



Fuck yeah!

[Continue]
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 * Final portion of [Give me lots of cash for free.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X Rupees fall into your pocket! Sweet!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and X Rupees fall into your pocket! Sweet!
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 * Final portion of [Show me real pain.] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and a magical knife suddenly stabs you! You're Bleeding! Holy shit... fucking genies!
 * The genie snaps his fingers and a magical knife suddenly stabs you! You're Bleeding! Holy shit... fucking genies!
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 * Final portion of [I want to visit the sea!] being the wish granted:
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! Wish Granted! [Continue]
 * The genie snaps his fingers and the world changes around you...
 * The genie snaps his fingers and the world changes around you...
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 * Upon Ni! being used:
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! Ni! Ni! Go On A Killing Spri!
 * You shout "Ni!" at the Deaf Genie.
 * You shout "Ni!" at the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want to go on a killing spree?"

2ItemImages

Holy shit! Now that's what I'm talking about! Let's go kill some suckers! [Continue]
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 * Upon "No." being used:
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! Noes Before Hoes
 * You say "No." to the Deaf Genie.
 * You say "No." to the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want a hoe?"

You feel the world around you fading away. Brothel time! [Continue]
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 * Upon Roar being used:
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! ROAR THE DOOR!
 * You roar at the Deaf Genie.
 * You roar at the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want a hidden door?"

A secret door opens, leading you X spaces forward!



Sweet stuff! [Continue]
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 * Upon THIS IS SPARTA! being used:
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! THIS IS JAKARTA!
 * You shout THIS IS SPARTA! at the Deaf Genie.
 * You shout THIS IS SPARTA! at the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want a trip to Jakarta?"

You're teleported to Jakarta, which happens to move you X spaces forward! Wow! [Continue]
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 * Upon Trick Or Treat being used:
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! Trick Or Treat, Lick My Feet!
 * You say Trick or treat! to the Deaf Genie.
 * You say Trick or treat! to the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want something for your feet?"



Oh, Spirit Slippers! Those are pretty sweet! You're just not sure whether this was a trick or a treat...[Continue]
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 * Upon Yes! Yes! being used:
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! Say YES To The Dress!
 * You shout "YES! YES!" at the Deaf Genie.
 * You shout "YES! YES!" at the Deaf Genie.



As expected, he doesn't quite understand what you said.

"You want a dress?"



Huh. That's pretty sweet! [Continue]
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