Wildcards

If you're looking for the "fake" Wildcard: Shops, see Pyramid Trap Card.

Wildcards is a collective name for the group of the 4 following items: Wildcard: Shops, Flavor Events, Skills, and Traveling Salesmen.

Standard Use

 * You gain the Wildcard: Shops effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following:
 * The Bank
 * The Magic Shop
 * The Engineering Shop
 * The Church
 * The ACME Shop
 * The Medieval Market
 * The Future Shop
 * The Pawn Shop

Inherent Effect Tooltips

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! Wildcard: Shops (Neutral Effect) Tooltip
 * You are going to visit the ShopName!
 * You are going to visit the ShopName!

Neutral Effect, Category: Go to event
 * }

Standard Use

 * You gain the Wildcard: Flavor Events effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding event):
 * [Always Look On The Bright Side Of...]: Random Bright Side
 * [an Undead Encounter]: Random Undead Encounter
 * [Chocolate Salty Balls]: Chocolate Salty Balls
 * [Creeping Fungus]: A Creeping Fungus
 * [Deckard Cain]: Deckard Cain
 * [Fart]: Random Fart
 * [Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant]: Ganesha, The Enlightened Elephant
 * [Good Old Gil]: Good Old Gil
 * [Gorgon Ramsay]: Gorgon Ramsay
 * [Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia]: Heroes Of Dungeons & Dystopia
 * [I Feel Good]: I Feel Good!
 * [Items On Sail]: Items On Sail
 * [LOLWUT]: LOL WUT
 * [Masturbation]: Masturbation!
 * [Mount Rushmore]: Mount Rushmore
 * [Neckless Necklace Cage]: Neckless Cage
 * [Ninja Hirelings]: Ninja Hirelings
 * [Noah's Ark]: Noah's Ark
 * [Putin's Warm Hat]: Warm Hat
 * [RNGesus]: RNGesus
 * [Starbucks]: Starbucks
 * [The Cat Bus]: Cat Bus
 * [The Dark Umbreon]: Dark Umbreon
 * [The Deaf Genie]: Deaf Genie
 * [The Glacier]: The Glacier
 * [The Godfather]: The Godfather
 * [The Hall Of Heroes]: Hall Of Heroes (event)
 * [The Hardware Store]: The Hardware Store
 * [The Hell's Angel]: Hell's Angel
 * [The Holey Church]: Holey Church
 * [The Joke Shop]: The Joke Shop
 * [The Mario Tubes]: Tubes
 * [The Ministry Of Silly Walks]: Ministry Of Silly Walks
 * [The Mountain Pass]: The Mountain Pass
 * [The Multiversal Vortex]: The Multiversal Vortex
 * [The Name Wizard]: The Name Wizard
 * [The Pentagram]: Demonic Pentagram
 * [The Running Nose]: Running Nose
 * [The Soothsayer's Shack]: The Soothsayer's Shack
 * [The Sci-Fi Shop]: The Sci-Fi Shop
 * [The Tunnel O' Fun]: The Tunnel O' Fun
 * [The Welfare Warehouse]: The Welfare Warehouse
 * [The Wheel Of Fuckery]: The Wheel Of Fuckery
 * [The White House Fountain]: White House Fountain
 * [Welcome To The Jungle]: Welcome To The Jungle

Inherent Effect Tooltips

 * {| class="wikitable" style="text-align: left;

! Wildcard: Flavor Events (Neutral Effect) Tooltip
 * You're about to encounter a rare Flavor Event!
 * You're about to encounter a rare Flavor Event!

Neutral Effect, Category: Go to event
 * }

Standard Use

 * You gain a skill of your choice from the following:
 * Pacman (7 turns)
 * "No." (12 turns)
 * Ni!
 * YES! YES!
 * Man Mode
 * THIS IS SPARTA!
 * Pacman and "No." turns can add on to an already existing Pacman or "No." skill (respectively)

Standard Use

 * You gain the Traveling Salesman effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding shop):
 * [Diss Cards]: Willy Futterwacken's Traveling Diss Card Emporium
 * [Weapons]: Ivan's Weapons Van
 * [Brews]: Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten
 * [Books]: Sasha Lore's Mobile Library
 * [Clothes]: Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
 * [Electronics]: Tesla Spark's Electronics Outlet
 * [Games]: Blink's Game Store
 * [Kinky Stuff]: Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon
 * [Jewels]: Jules' Jewels
 * [Icy Items]: Ying Zhou's Icy Outlet

Effects

 * Wildcard Generation occurs in the Round Effects of every Round that is a multiple of 10. For each generation, all players gain a Wildcard: Shops, and there is a chance for all players to receive 1 random other Wildcard. (All players receive the same 1.)

Items

 * Deck Of Many Things

Wildcard: Shops

 * All players gain Wildcard: Shops at the beginning of the game.

Effects

 * Be Prepared
 * Wild Mode: Silly Sales

Strategy

 * TBD

Trivia

 * TBD