Wildcards

Wildcard: Flavor Events, Shops, Skills, and Traveling Salesman are items. They are collectively referred to as Wildcards.

Wildcard: Flavor Events

 * You gain the Wildcard: Flavor Events effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding event):
 * [Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life]: The Bright Side Of Life
 * [Chocolate Salty Balls]: Chocolate Salty Balls
 * [Creeping Fungus]: A Creeping Fungus
 * [Good Old Gil]: Good Old Gil
 * [I Feel Good]: I Feel Good!
 * [LOLWUT]: LOL WUT
 * [Masturbation]: Masturbation!
 * [Mount Rushmore]: Mount Rushmore
 * [Neckless Necklace Cage]: Neckless Cage
 * [Putin's Warm Hat]: Warm Hat
 * [Random Fart]: Random Fart
 * [Starbucks]: Starbucks
 * [The Cat Bus]: Cat Bus
 * [The Dark Umbreon]: Dark Umbreon
 * [The Deaf Genie]: Deaf Genie
 * [The Godfather]: The Godfather
 * [The Hardware Store]: The Hardware Store
 * [The Hell's Angel]: Hell's Angel
 * [The Holey Church]: Holey Church
 * [The Joke Shop]: The Joke Shop
 * [The Mario Tubes]: Tubes
 * [The Ministry Of Silly Walks]: Ministry Of Silly Walks
 * [The Name Wizard]: The Name Wizard
 * [The Pentagram]: Demonic Pentagram
 * [The Running Nose]: Running Nose
 * [The White House Fountain]: White House Fountain

Wildcard: Shops

 * You gain the Wildcard: Shops effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following:
 * The Bank
 * The Magic Shop
 * The Engineering Shop
 * The Church
 * The ACME Shop
 * The Medieval Market
 * The Future Shop
 * The Pawn Shop

Wildcard: Skills

 * You gain a skill of your choice from the following:
 * Pacman (7 turns)
 * "No." (12 turns)
 * Ni!
 * YES! YES!
 * Man Mode
 * THIS IS SPARTA!
 * Pacman and No. turns can add on to an already existing Pacman or No. skill (respectively)

Wildcard: Traveling Salesman

 * You gain the Wildcard: Traveling Salesman effect connected to a queue for an event of your choice from the following (option listed first, followed by corresponding shop):
 * [Diss Cards]: Willy Futterwacken's Traveling Diss Card Emporium
 * [Weapons]: Ivan's Weapons Van
 * [Brews]: Heinrich's Elixiere Und Andere Flüssigkeiten
 * [Books]: Sasha Lore's Mobile Library
 * [Clothes]: Lakeesha Lightningbolt's Fashion Stand
 * [Electronics]: Tesla Spark's Electronics Outlet
 * [Games]: Blink's Game Store
 * [Kinky Stuff]: Kinky Krystel's Traveling Dungeon
 * [Jewels]: Jules' Jewels

Event Use

 * TBD

Skill Use

 * TBD

Other Item Use

 * TBD

Item Combining

 * None

Strategy

 * TBD

Effects

 * Wildcard Generation occurs in the Round Effects of Round 3 and every Round of a multiple specified in the Game Options for Wildcard: Shops. For each generation, all players gain a Wildcard: Shops, and there is a chance for all players to receive 1 specific random other Wildcard.

Effects

 * Be Prepared