Hell's Angel

Hell's Angel is a random event that offers the turn player a choice of moving 14 spaces forward, receiving a random STD, and choosing to receive Gasoline or an Unlabeled Can, OR receiving Gasoline.

Event/Chatbox Text

 * Upon encounter:
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! Hell's Angel You encounter a Hell's Angel. He looks pretty tough and pretty rapey. He gives you a short nudge and mutters something that would seem to imply that he's offering you a ride. Man, that would probably save you quite a bit of time! I mean, this guy is definitely and unmistakably looking pretty rapey, as in that he's proooooobably gonna rape you a little, but what would life be without interesting choices? Heck yeah! Choice time!
 * [[File:HellsAngel.png]]
 * [[File:HellsAngel.png]]

[Hitch a ride!][Leave]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * Selecting the [Leave] option:
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! No Way In Hell!
 * Ohhhhh, hell no! What does this game think anyway?! That you're gonna hitch a ride with some guy who's literally being described as pretty rapey?
 * Ohhhhh, hell no! What does this game think anyway?! That you're gonna hitch a ride with some guy who's literally being described as pretty rapey?

Fuck this shit!

[Continue]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text:


 * After selecting [Continue] in the No Way In Hell! subevent:
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! Swipe That Stuff! [ItemImage] Nice work! Time to get outta here!
 * You quickly swipe X!
 * You quickly swipe X!

[Continue]
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 * Corresponding chatbox text: