LOL WUT

LOL WUT is an event that can be reached with the [LOLWUT] option of Wildcard: Flavor Events, from the [A card picturing a smiling pear.] option in Cards Of Fate, or from Creature Encounter!. It can also simply be a random event.

In the event, you can capture the Lolwut Creature with your Pocket Ball if it is not already in a Filled Pocket Ball.

Event Details
Upon encounter while the Lolwut Creature is not in a Pocket Ball:
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! LOL WUT PlayerName spits at a soft-skinned barkeep with a beer belly. This fact is factual beyond anything I've ever seen!/
 * [[File:LOLWUT.jpg]]
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Vladimir Putin dances with a sick white guy with amazing precision. That's what they all say!/

PlayerName touches a black great white shark with contempt. A good woman is like a concrete bird cage: rough on the outside, but heavy as hell./

Vladimir Putin eats a mysterious hooker against all odds. Really... what are the odds?/

Barrack Obama faps at a soft-skinned butler from outer space. It's true, I tell you!/

Pikachu fantasizes about a mangy nigger with bad breath. Enlightening, isn't it?/

Aladdin spits at a smelly cow from the future. What... you calling me a LIAR?!/

Aladdin touches a mangy cow against all odds. RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!/

Aladdin dances with a soft-skinned butler even though it's against the law. Crazier stuff has happened before./

PlayerName tickles a magical peasant in a sexual way. RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!/

Bill Gates assaults a foreign clown full of love. Don't take my word for it, ask the Easter Bunny!/

PlayerName gazes at a smelly great white shark with great vigor. Crazier stuff has happened before./

PlayerName fantasizes about a foreign white guy with amazing precision. It's true, I tell you!/

Barrack Obama assaults a tiny cow even though it's against the law. Even though this may seem strange at the moment, it will make a lot more sense when you grow older./

PlayerName eats a black barkeep with a beer belly./

Vladimir Putin fantasizes about a fat hooker against all odds. It's true, I tell you!/

PlayerName insults a mysterious redneck with a beer belly. We just wasted a few seconds of your life and we're never gonna give them back./

PlayerName loves a deranged Christian for reasons unknown./

PlayerName flirts with a wooden cow from outer space. Enlightening, isn't it?

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Try to catch this creature:


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Upon capturing the Lolwut Creature:
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! Pocket Ball, GO! [Success!]
 * LOL WUT? You throw your Pocket Ball at the Lolwut Creature and it gets sucked in! Wow, another beast caught!
 * LOL WUT? You throw your Pocket Ball at the Lolwut Creature and it gets sucked in! Wow, another beast caught!
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Upon encounter while the Lolwut Creature is in a Pocket Ball:
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! LOL WUT [Continue]
 * You look around, but the Lolwut Creature seems to be gone... What a pity...
 * You look around, but the Lolwut Creature seems to be gone... What a pity...
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