Funny Fungus

Funny Fungus is an item.

Standard Use

 * Eat this to move forward 4-5 spaces and gain 5 turns of the Fungal Fun Buff.
 * Fungal Fun: During each Effects Phase, all other players within a 10-space radius of you gain 1 turn of Slow and you tell one of the following jokes:
 * Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
 * Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
 * How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
 * How does a rabbi make his tea? He brews it!
 * I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
 * I don't like stairs. They are always up to something!
 * I don't trust elevators. I'll be taking steps to avoid them!
 * I know a great joke about the Coronavirus. You probably won't get it though!
 * I'm afraid of negative numbers! I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
 * I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
 * Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater!
 * My dog has no nose. Want to know how he smells? Terrible!
 * Rest in peace, boiling water... You will be mist.
 * What did Hungary rename itself after conquering Turkey? Full!
 * What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
 * What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
 * What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
 * What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!
 * What do you get when you pour root beer into square glasses? Just beer!
 * What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language!
 * Why aren't koalas bears? They don't meet the koalafications!
 * Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent!
 * Why did the coward become a farmer? They kept being told to "grow a pear"!
 * Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish!
 * Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his tea before it was cool!
 * Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!
 * Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
 * Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast!
 * Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
 * Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Inherent Effect Tooltip

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! Fungal Fun Tooltip
 * Every turn you tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn.
 * Every turn you tell a joke, causing other players within 10 spaces of you to get a -4 Slow for 1 turn.

Duration: X turn(s)

''Oh my! You're such a fun guy!''

Category: Buff
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Event Use

 * Feed to the Starving Monster of the Archaeology Dig. Counts as 1 food item.

How To Obtain

 * Generic item-givers
 * Generic Food item-givers
 * Generic fungus item-givers

Strategy

 * TBD

Trivia

 * TBD